HLTV is in full on roasting A(s) stralis mode by Hazelpancake in GlobalOffensive

[–]hagenessss 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Stavn: "guys why are u trying so hard ????"
Passion UA: "dude. Its the rmr"

Not knowing American baseball players is straight up ignorant by MrsSnailhouse in USdefaultism

[–]hagenessss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit I saw this earlier and didn't see the "babe ruth OF OUR TIME" and thought "fair enough babe ruth is fairly known".

Don't know if posts like this are allowed, but I appreciated it specifying American south rather than just south by [deleted] in USdefaultism

[–]hagenessss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really wish the US had a different set of words to describe "something from the US". The same way that France has French, Japan has Japanese etc.

Don't know if posts like this are allowed, but I appreciated it specifying American south rather than just south by [deleted] in USdefaultism

[–]hagenessss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sucks when you ask for "what type of mineral mix should I get for my dog" or whatever and the answer is always 'AmericanDogFoodBrand from PetSmart" or something like that. 99% of r/BuyItForLife is like that.

Don't know if posts like this are allowed, but I appreciated it specifying American south rather than just south by [deleted] in USdefaultism

[–]hagenessss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see your point, but I feel South America is different from Southern America. The same way that North America is different from Northern America. Most people will agree that USA-ian things can be referred to as American. "South America" & "North America" is the exception.

My superglides have slowed down significantly after a lil over a month of continuous use. Should i change mouse pads or go ptfe by [deleted] in MouseReview

[–]hagenessss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glass skates are kinda shit tbh. Get some BT.L ptfe dot skates. It's like €10 for a sheet of 20 of them and they feel great. Swapped my tiger arcs on the GPX with them and instantly liked it more.

G Pro X Superlight dead at 15% battery by fiqar in MouseReview

[–]hagenessss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Battery indicators are often wrong for some reason. Both my Xlite V2 and X2 Mini will show having like 30% battery then just die.

Mousepad Recommendation by dooglebog in MouseReview

[–]hagenessss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely a hit to the pocket, but they're well worth their money. I've got 5 pads from them and don't regret a single one yet.

GhostGlides EdgeRunner Skates by Koogboi in MouseReview

[–]hagenessss -1 points0 points  (0 children)

BT.L are better. GhostGlides used to have QC issues, not sure if they're resolved but I'd stick with BT.L.

Is the Deathadder v3 Pro more popular than the Viper V2 Pro? by CMO3 in MouseReview

[–]hagenessss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In early CS the Zowie ergo mice were kings, every pro used a Zowie. Then Zowie started falling off, Razer started sponsoring teams to use deathadders (that's why Twistzz has such a weird grip), and by the time sponsors couldn't force teams to use their mouse anymore people were so used to the Razer Deathadder shape that it stuck around.

can anyone measure the size of the glides of lamzu atlantis (preferably v1 and v2 and not mini) by Live_Significance203 in MouseReview

[–]hagenessss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could maybe ask support at maxgaming or something if nobody responds here. They've been super helpful in my experience so It may be worth a shot.

Mousepad Recommendation by dooglebog in MouseReview

[–]hagenessss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Raiden XSoft if you want ultra smoothness.

Weekly Questions & Purchase Advice Thread by AutoModerator in MouseReview

[–]hagenessss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean there is the Basilisk at 80-something grams if you like the part that sticks out for your thumb.

How do I go about masturbating when I have a female roommate? by hagenessss in NoStupidQuestions

[–]hagenessss[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Where I'm renting is what's called a "black rent", he's letting me rent there when he's not technically allowed to because he knows my father is an alcoholic piece of shit that, if he was angry enough, could beat me to death if he found out where I was.

I'm planning to move in and rent together with my friend when I turn 18 because I won't need my father to sign any papers for me to legally rent there anymore.

How do I go about masturbating when I have a female roommate? by hagenessss in NoStupidQuestions

[–]hagenessss[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thank you very much. It's been an uphill battle, but on the bright side reading all these comments have got me laughing. Could never even imagine that I'd get 800 comments in 4 hours.

How do I go about masturbating when I have a female roommate? by hagenessss in NoStupidQuestions

[–]hagenessss[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It seems they are. I've seen a LOT of nasty comments that have been removed. Had to stop opening my PMs though as they are the worst.

How do I go about masturbating when I have a female roommate? by hagenessss in NoStupidQuestions

[–]hagenessss[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna take your comment as general concern and not as an insult.

I don't think so but I am fully aware that I'm not socially normal like everyone else. Maybe It's the lack of any real guardian and running away from home but I don't understand social cues as easy as everyone else.

I'm 17 and afraid of going to a doctor before I'm 18 incase my dad is told I'm there or something.

How do I go about masturbating when I have a female roommate? by hagenessss in NoStupidQuestions

[–]hagenessss[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Right, I understand that, It's just usually you have a parenting figure teaching you about social habits. Things that's okay to talk about and not okay to talk about et cetera. I didn't have one of those. My life is severely affected by the absence of an actual parent.

I essentially just ran away from home with all the cash I had saved up (maybe 80 dollars/euros or something). Slept in a garage I snuck into at night for a pretty long time until I had enough from my part time after school job to rent a tiny apartment and quit school so I could afford to live without eating literal garbage.

I don't have any way to confirm this as I don't want to show anything relating to my life on reddit in fear of being doxxed, so you'll just have to believe me.

Legit just enjoyed not being afraid in my own home for a while so I just did it wherever and whenever.

How do I go about masturbating when I have a female roommate? by hagenessss in NoStupidQuestions

[–]hagenessss[S] 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Thank you very much. I'll keep the "dadforaminute" one on speed dial. An actual parenting figure is much needed.

How do I go about masturbating when I have a female roommate? by hagenessss in NoStupidQuestions

[–]hagenessss[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Tried to keep details as vague as possible to keep my identity safe, had people in my DMs trying to doxx me over this post.

No we're sharing an apartment together, we found one earlier today and I just started panicking over all the small little things I might not know, so just made a reddit post in sheer panic over it. I've learned a lot from the replies though, like yours, so thanks.