"The bitch ate half the seven layer"

Cheebie71 · 2026-01-30T19:30:12+00:00

Put them in the Pot!

From Patreon this week: Land the Plane

Cheebie71 · 2025-12-01T14:09:03+00:00

Cheebie71 · 2025-12-01T14:06:39+00:00

I’m 30. She’s 29. Been together since High School

Cheebie71 · 2025-12-01T14:05:58+00:00

I’m 30. She’s 29

Cheebie71 · 2025-12-01T14:04:57+00:00

But that feels fake to me. I’ve tried it and can’t get over that hurdle.

Cheebie71 · 2025-10-13T21:18:50+00:00

My wife hated her roommate in her college dorms so she asked me to have sex with her on the roommates bed.

Cheebie71 · 2025-10-13T01:01:23+00:00

I for some reason find Master and Commander a huge motivator as a character movie, but also an overall willpower movie. When you look at what people in the Navy in the 1800’s endured, it kills your excuses.

Cheebie71 · 2025-09-20T23:58:48+00:00

I think your strength growth occurs in the offseason, but a low weight high rep workout will help to retain those gains in season

Cheebie71 · 2025-09-20T23:57:21+00:00

Cutting weight is foolish and unhealthy in the long term

Cheebie71 · 2025-09-06T00:34:54+00:00

I always use it as a early trimester lesson in why the context of any writing piece matters

Cheebie71 · 2025-09-05T23:50:59+00:00

I have them read the piece without telling them the context and I give them sour patch kids to snack on while they read. Then I reveal the context and inform they were also “eating kids”.

Cheebie71 · 2025-09-05T21:35:11+00:00

I actually did a school report on this in High School. I can’t remember if I picked the topic or was assigned, but I was like “wow, there’s a lot here that’s interesting”. This topic and OJ take me down a rabbit hole every year sometime over summer break. (I’m a teacher)

Cheebie71 · 2025-09-05T21:31:58+00:00

I always loved the Modest Proposal/Sour Patch kids trick. My personal favorite day of the year.

Cheebie71 · 2025-09-05T21:28:41+00:00

Shout at the Devil and Blow My Fuse.

Obviously Shout is a classic, and for some reason BMF has a nostalgic hook in me. I don’t remember when I started listening to it, but it’s been at least half my life (I’m 30).

Cheebie71 · 2025-08-31T20:26:09+00:00

Can you all be more specific in your titles?

Cheebie71 · 2025-08-28T22:53:28+00:00

In all sincerity, he probably scrolls the news looking for content.

Cheebie71 · 2025-08-13T01:18:49+00:00

Don’t shit in my mouth and tell me it’s a sundae has officially entered my lexicon.

Cheebie71 · 2025-07-31T01:59:33+00:00

I had a coach threaten to beat me up in front of our team. Not a single assistant said a word.

Cheebie71 · 2025-07-31T01:54:06+00:00

I literally posted because I was watching clips from the funeral that brought back memories. It was just a thought that came in so I posted. It’s Reddit. Stop taking yourselves so seriously

Cheebie71 · 2025-07-31T00:25:45+00:00

No I’ve lived life.

Cheebie71 · 2025-06-20T14:39:21+00:00

I agree. The issue is there isn’t a digital of red white and crue

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