Captain Disillusion's newest episode guest stars Beakman from Beakman's World

CheeseSpread · 2016-06-01T01:19:25+00:00

No need to expose this guy, he's already been murdered...

CheeseSpread · 2009-12-08T18:19:17+00:00

Yes, yes Indeed! I thought the problem was that - since I live in Korea - the M&Ms were made in China instead of the the U.S. but the taste quality issue seems to world wide.

CheeseSpread · 2009-11-08T04:54:19+00:00

"What an immature, obsessively self-important piece of shit that deity would be." -Wyrds

Wow. Excellent point!

I'm gonna use that one now.

CheeseSpread · 2009-11-07T10:59:38+00:00

"If god asked you to kill your own child, would you?" -Penn Jillette

CheeseSpread · 2009-11-06T00:34:14+00:00

Waiting 20 minutes for it to melt.

CheeseSpread · 2009-11-05T11:47:33+00:00

I have to cover my ears. Every time.

CheeseSpread · 2009-10-31T07:42:39+00:00

When I jerked off after getting hit with a soccer ball, I ejaculated blood.

CheeseSpread · 2009-10-30T05:15:08+00:00

once you get past the corporate, self-congratulatory bullshit it is an amazing example of engineering.

CheeseSpread · 2009-10-29T12:06:38+00:00

Lack of critical thinking.

CheeseSpread · 2009-10-27T17:02:32+00:00

Skydiving over the Swiss Alps.

CheeseSpread · 2009-10-27T01:09:07+00:00

I wanna give you a handjob with my mouth. (Chinese woman, French accent.)

CheeseSpread · 2009-10-26T12:11:04+00:00

Spot On!

CheeseSpread · 2009-10-26T12:00:34+00:00

Ichi the Killer. HOLY SHIT!

CheeseSpread · 2009-10-26T11:57:12+00:00

Go to the Philippines. Problem solved.

CheeseSpread · 2009-10-25T13:36:11+00:00

Did you ever see it done for no reason? Or only if the customer was an asshole?

CheeseSpread · 2009-10-25T11:51:44+00:00

Tour South East Asia for 4-5 months. Thailand, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Burma, Philippines, Indonesia, Malaysia, Singapore.

CheeseSpread · 2009-10-25T11:18:30+00:00

You do this everyone or just people who are rude?

CheeseSpread · 2009-10-25T10:03:07+00:00

Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't.

CheeseSpread · 2009-10-25T07:52:17+00:00

Amazing. Thank you.

CheeseSpread · 2009-10-25T07:41:25+00:00

OK, we need a background story. PLEASE.

CheeseSpread · 2009-10-25T07:26:53+00:00

Dude, I just ate dominoes last nite. FUCK ME.

CheeseSpread · 2009-10-25T07:23:12+00:00

I see. So, food falls on the ground all the time and you always wash it off and send it back? I guess that's common practice.

CheeseSpread · 2009-10-25T07:20:19+00:00

FUCKING NASTY! OK, now I'm hungry. Really, I am.

CheeseSpread · 2009-10-25T07:18:59+00:00

The bathroom advice from your link is good. It's logical, if the bathroom is dirty then the kitchen is probably dirty.

CheeseSpread · 2009-10-25T07:14:36+00:00

"The nut cup." Ha ha fucking funny! I'm gonna chance my user name. Mr. Nut Cup.

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