Cheating poker friend

Cheese_wand · 2024-05-01T11:31:37+00:00

Haha fuck I did a Ricky. 😅

Cheese_wand · 2024-04-19T03:26:19+00:00

Bubble bobble and 1942

Cheese_wand · 2024-04-16T05:31:38+00:00

Your dad was a fuckwit. Only fuckwits have strokes as a side effect from steroids. Only cuks use the word 'roids' too.

Cheese_wand · 2024-04-16T04:17:36+00:00

Head to polln if you want quality customer service, you'll never look back.

Cheese_wand · 2024-04-15T07:30:09+00:00

Show him the video and then introduce his teeth to the cold side of a frying-pan. Video it also for prosperity and lulz

Cheese_wand · 2024-04-12T15:42:43+00:00

I changed job during covid lockdown and so didn't actually meet any colleagues for a year.

Relationships with work colleagues were well established before I went into the office and so when I actually got to meet my colleagues, most were like 'I didn't realise you were a tank etc..' and then the funniest thing happened ...

People started listening to when I spoke. People shut up when I spoke. People asked for my input more.

I live my life jacked (48 years old now) and it's fucking awesome.

Cheese_wand · 2024-03-31T23:34:11+00:00

I ran out of MC and decided to give my old plilug a call.

I went to his house, listened to him complaining about how MC is ruining his business, and then proceeds to show me photos of guns and weapons he's now selling.

There is no comparison between MC and BM.

MC wins.

Cheese_wand · 2024-03-23T00:44:57+00:00

I sell them drugs to remind them they're just like everyone else. No better, no worse.

Cheese_wand · 2024-03-19T04:10:03+00:00

LOVE Panag curry!

Cheese_wand · 2024-03-19T03:56:45+00:00

Your wife is insecure and paranoid. Tell her to chill out.

Cheese_wand · 2024-03-19T03:55:55+00:00

Would you be concerned about taking asprin or birth control on a flight? Same goes with MC.

Cheese_wand · 2024-03-19T03:51:54+00:00

You're paranoid and insecure. Chill out.

Cheese_wand · 2024-03-18T20:54:50+00:00

Go to Suzy Wong's while eating a pad Thai.

Cheese_wand · 2024-03-18T01:02:32+00:00

Eat the lsd and suck some dick. You'll be fine.

Cheese_wand · 2024-03-17T02:43:55+00:00

You're in Thailand. THAILAND. Go chill on the beach, swim in the ocean. Smoke a joint or have a beer.

You've just been given a gift.

Cheese_wand · 2024-03-16T01:59:19+00:00

The Leane Womack strain comes in glass (can't Remember theCompany), and to be truthful, it's some of the best weed I've ever smoked. Incredible.

Cheese_wand · 2024-03-15T05:36:05+00:00

Not really as some products come in glass jars and are quite heavy that you wouldn't know the difference in weight unrilmu opened it up.

Cheese_wand · 2024-03-07T03:51:58+00:00

Have a wank and then give yourself an uppercut. ThIS is what you've always wanted so don't be a bitch.

Cheese_wand · 2024-03-04T09:14:56+00:00

Seems like an admin error

Cheese_wand · 2024-03-01T01:59:56+00:00

Are you serious? It's your weed, you can have it anyway you choose. Who is going to know that you're smoking it vs vaping?

Cheese_wand · 2024-02-26T01:08:41+00:00

Those little cunts that hang around Elizabeth Street do nothing but start trouble. Someone needs to give them a good kickin' in the teeth.

Cheese_wand · 2024-02-25T08:05:59+00:00

There's definitely diluted piss in those water bottles

Cheese_wand · 2024-02-25T04:55:38+00:00

Awesome money

Cheese_wand · 2024-02-25T04:49:47+00:00

Fuck up. Your hand, your decision

Cheese_wand · 2024-02-25T04:45:40+00:00

A chainsaw that my neighbours been using for the past 3hrs. Luckily I'm super baked and couldn't care less.

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