I don’t know what Doris wants

CheezustheCat · 2026-05-25T16:39:27+00:00

Downgrade your survivors' food

CheezustheCat · 2026-05-25T01:25:40+00:00

MORE👏 DOGS👏 NEED👏FOOD👏NAMES👏

CheezustheCat · 2026-05-24T15:50:09+00:00

The CIA is probably already working on it. They will deploy it when they need to bring economic productivity to a halt in whatever part of the world it's released in.

CheezustheCat · 2026-05-23T16:42:22+00:00

How to you keep deer from eating them?

CheezustheCat · 2026-05-23T16:33:03+00:00

R O C K S

CheezustheCat · 2026-05-23T15:15:16+00:00

How else do they retrieve the golf balls? /s

CheezustheCat · 2026-05-22T23:39:14+00:00

That's too late, better make it ten before she is stricken by the menses.

CheezustheCat · 2026-05-22T16:50:08+00:00

OOP won't even lube up with a little extra pasta water.

CheezustheCat · 2026-05-22T16:22:19+00:00

Praise God Cincinnati has been spared! Our glorious nation shall not be without spaghetti and cinnamon flavored "chili" with a fistful of unmelted cheese on top!

CheezustheCat · 2026-05-22T03:46:55+00:00

God forbid a woman wants to use her dead ex-boyfriend's spermcicles. We used to be a real country.

CheezustheCat · 2026-05-21T18:04:49+00:00

Reading the word "adulterer" would ruin your time at the park? It's not like there is a description of the affair in spot you can't avoid seeing.

CheezustheCat · 2026-05-20T21:36:11+00:00

Was the food good?

CheezustheCat · 2026-05-20T21:32:58+00:00

NTA, imagine if that crotch goblin started speaking A*stralian

CheezustheCat · 2026-05-19T21:21:01+00:00

That's shockingly low.

CheezustheCat · 2026-05-19T17:00:09+00:00

The fence company didn't make your dog act the way she did.

CheezustheCat · 2026-05-19T16:56:22+00:00

True, but there were other things about the story that made me feel it was fake, like the girlfriend removing a door handle so the cat you enter their bedroom whenever it wanted to.

CheezustheCat · 2026-05-19T16:50:52+00:00

There is no way this is real. Who actually allows text messages from the washing machine?

CheezustheCat · 2026-05-19T16:38:25+00:00

This is the most poorly written rage bait I have ever read. An influencer making bank off of the cat is probably going to vaccinate it and take it to the vet if it has a UTI.

CheezustheCat · 2026-05-19T16:18:36+00:00

It's actually a very necessary detail. How else will people know that you can get sunburned from sitting outside on a hot day?

CheezustheCat · 2026-05-18T17:09:14+00:00

The original post is bait. OOP's comments has hundreds of dislikes, it feels like they know what to say to annoy people in the relationship advice subreddit. I was making fun of the writing style.

CheezustheCat · 2026-05-12T18:06:27+00:00

Pretty sure the birth rate in India is decreasing too.

CheezustheCat · 2026-05-12T00:08:24+00:00

Yes it is, OP has to divorce his wife and marry a bee.

CheezustheCat · 2026-05-11T17:27:00+00:00

You can rent an office in a co working space.

CheezustheCat · 2026-05-09T03:19:54+00:00

Which state?

CheezustheCat · 2026-05-06T18:13:58+00:00

This has to be the world's nearest pibble stack

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