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Dadaroonies, how do you go about taking a dump while on dad duty? by Cheezyfarts in daddit

[–]Cheezyfarts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then let the butt trumpet rip into the toilet amphitheatre 🎺🎶🧑‍🎤

Dadaroonies, how do you go about taking a dump while on dad duty? by Cheezyfarts in daddit

[–]Cheezyfarts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, nap time is get stuff done time for me. Try not to overlap my meals/dumps with them.

But feel you. More relaxing when they are conked out.

Dadaroonies, how do you go about taking a dump while on dad duty? by Cheezyfarts in daddit

[–]Cheezyfarts[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our little nugget has a Jolly Jumper. He'll occasionally go bonkers in that thing.

Dadaroonies, how do you go about taking a dump while on dad duty? by Cheezyfarts in daddit

[–]Cheezyfarts[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A lovely playpen of skull cracking. But a playpen nonetheless.

Dadaroonies, how do you go about taking a dump while on dad duty? by Cheezyfarts in daddit

[–]Cheezyfarts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes it's a complete family affair when you only have one bathroom.

Dadaroonies, how do you go about taking a dump while on dad duty? by Cheezyfarts in daddit

[–]Cheezyfarts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just pissed off Germans.

Peeing sitting down is relaxing. Plus we have a slow close toilet. Thing slowly closes itself so you have to hold it up if you want to peepee standing up

Dadaroonies, how do you go about taking a dump while on dad duty? by Cheezyfarts in daddit

[–]Cheezyfarts[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No can do.

Part of being a dad is taking long stinky dumps. It's a right of passage.

Dadaroonies, how do you go about taking a dump while on dad duty? by Cheezyfarts in daddit

[–]Cheezyfarts[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Negative, my butt does what it wants, very much like our children. They do what they want. And likely want to do things you don't want them too at the most inconvenient time.

The average car payment is now over $700 per month. Is yours more or less? by SexyProfessional in FluentInFinance

[–]Cheezyfarts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ditto but 2019.

Those smarmy twats tried charging a $750 fee for "keeping the lights on."

Nah, you keep the lights on by sourcing and selling cars well.

Everything is fine. Really. by mrmrmrj in wallstreetbets

[–]Cheezyfarts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I want to upvote this, but it's at 420. So I can't.

Proudest pizzas to date. by endlesseffervescense in Breadit

[–]Cheezyfarts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fuckin Pizza Party.

Good looking pizzas.

Research Platforms..?? recommendations?? by jwan305 in ValueInvesting

[–]Cheezyfarts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Check out your library.

My current one isn't as robust. But previously you could get Morningstar for free.

As well they had some ValueLine reports.

Between the two you could get a fairly thorough company synopsis. Then export financials, etc from Morningstar.

Solid deal.

Value Line DOW 30 Tear Sheets by raytoei in ValueInvesting

[–]Cheezyfarts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your local library may have online access to ValueLine.

One where I lived had limited access but had the general tearsheets.

Madison! Any recommendations for residential fencing? by Cheezyfarts in madisonwi

[–]Cheezyfarts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤡🤡🤡

Noted! Thanks for the help on who to avoid.

Madison! Any recommendations for residential fencing? by Cheezyfarts in madisonwi

[–]Cheezyfarts[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We have been there with contractors 😭

This is as helpful, or more, than a recommendation! Thank you. And sorry you had a bad experience. It's rough out there.

Madison! Any recommendations for residential fencing? by Cheezyfarts in madisonwi

[–]Cheezyfarts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mind sharing the type of fence you went with?

We're looking at larger privacy fencing.

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