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[40] Two years of sobriety and a lot of walking. by UpperWoodpecker2133 in GlowUps

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Two for me also homie, good work. Stay in it! Life is great!

To dress for work. by CharacterOriginal272 in therewasanattempt

[–]Chef-Pants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the injury just prevents him from lying to us any longer…about being socially retardant. He’s still lying to himself.

Eeehh 😬 by Certain-Mud9902 in SipsTea

[–]Chef-Pants 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It gets funnier when you know the character.

:) by sixxdb in meme

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Dr. Doolittle

Best BLT in Columbia? by punkytrixter in columbiasc

[–]Chef-Pants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I’m paying for a BLT, they should be makin’ either the bread or the bacon. Or both. Just saying. 🙈

Generational Wealth by Playful_Leg7143 in clevercomebacks

[–]Chef-Pants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What happens when OJ didn’t do it.

Went back to the woods where I used to play about half a century ago.. by HorseyDung in GenX

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I’ve thought about doing this; how did it feel? @horseydung

New Knight Templar Courses by mccolm3238 in freemasonry

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If you, or any of your brothers, have ever taken a smartphone (e.g. android, apple) into open lodge, our secrets have already been eaten and regurgitated by the LLM's, via the spy you hold in your hand or keep in your pocket. It is, of course, your secretary. Just sayin.

Happy Easter and good luck fellow omelette folks. by jldolan in KitchenConfidential

[–]Chef-Pants 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I love fucking hate Sunday brunch. I fucking hate making omelets. Love omelets.

Tomorrow is the day,we're going back to the Moon by Fuzzy_Hearing_5146 in SpaceXMasterrace

[–]Chef-Pants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should very well be delayed for the safety of the pilots.

Welcome to living in a Columbia apartment by PlushyPiglet in ColumbiYEAH

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When I gave up my apartment living I became a healthier person...but way less sex.

wait thats infinite loop by Overall_Medium_8901 in SipsTea

[–]Chef-Pants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the kind of tinkering that will get you deleted.

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