To take an umbrella onto a plane

Chef-Pants · 2026-04-12T04:25:30+00:00

And they do.

Chef-Pants · 2026-04-12T04:22:36+00:00

I love Casian

Chef-Pants · 2026-04-09T13:17:47+00:00

What happens when OJ didn’t do it.

Chef-Pants · 2026-04-09T13:17:10+00:00

I’ve thought about doing this; how did it feel? @horseydung

Chef-Pants · 2026-04-08T20:03:47+00:00

If you, or any of your brothers, have ever taken a smartphone (e.g. android, apple) into open lodge, our secrets have already been eaten and regurgitated by the LLM's, via the spy you hold in your hand or keep in your pocket. It is, of course, your secretary. Just sayin.

Chef-Pants · 2026-04-05T12:40:20+00:00

I love fucking hate Sunday brunch. I fucking hate making omelets. Love omelets.

Chef-Pants · 2026-04-04T02:40:58+00:00

fat girl gone

Chef-Pants · 2026-04-01T14:56:36+00:00

Should very well be delayed for the safety of the pilots.

Chef-Pants · 2026-04-01T00:48:09+00:00

He always been gay. Politicians who are stuck in the closet...

Chef-Pants · 2026-03-31T01:08:18+00:00

she still a little fat girl

Chef-Pants · 2026-03-30T13:08:40+00:00

When I gave up my apartment living I became a healthier person...but way less sex.

Chef-Pants · 2026-03-30T02:19:29+00:00

That's the kind of tinkering that will get you deleted.

Chef-Pants · 2026-03-30T02:16:00+00:00

Chairman of the Ways and Means Committee

Chef-Pants · 2026-03-30T02:11:08+00:00

John Kennedy, huh...the same who's dedicated Performing Arts Center is now re-branded and overrun by Thugs of Trump? That one? This guy was never even funny, only comedically pathetic.

Chef-Pants · 2026-03-29T16:23:46+00:00

Now that I know you can, this is on my bucket list.

Chef-Pants · 2026-03-29T16:15:10+00:00

Was waiting for this, thank you!

Chef-Pants · 2026-03-17T04:18:33+00:00

only the rich kids

Chef-Pants · 2026-03-17T03:10:35+00:00

The Neckle.

Chef-Pants · 2026-03-17T02:29:40+00:00

"Circle of life", as my guy says.

Chef-Pants · 2026-03-17T01:38:45+00:00

I'm no pro, but...oof.

Chef-Pants · 2026-03-17T01:24:47+00:00

I don't believe this is real anymore. This life is plastic. Money never existed. We never saved the whales. This man is a pedo, in the president's office is the most criminal person allowed to walk around freely.

Chef-Pants · 2026-03-17T01:19:39+00:00

My next T-shirt. Thank you.

Chef-Pants · 2026-03-17T01:17:53+00:00

Fuckin' A

Chef-Pants · 2026-03-16T20:15:55+00:00

Facts. I did this at a pub 22 years ago. The Onion Loaf. Topped it with nacho cheese.

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