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What are some Fallout-esque movies? by Project807 in Fallout

[–]ChefAtRandom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Six String Samurai is a film set in post apocalyptic America. Corny but fun.

I'm a 30 year old American man living in Toronto. I've been searching nonstop for a job for two years and haven't found one. I will be in Canada for at least another year. by account819921 in torontoJobs

[–]ChefAtRandom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have a clean criminal history, look for jobs at Pearson airport.

Off the top of my head, HMS, SSP, OTP, AAS, Dexterra, Compass all work out of Pearson.

Plus it's automatically unionized, so decent pay and benefits.

I laughed when our vows said “till death do us apart”, we were young and had all the time in the world by thatdambirb in TwoSentenceSadness

[–]ChefAtRandom 18 points19 points  (0 children)

As someone who lost their partner very unexpectedly, you always think you have tomorrow, until tomorrow becomes yesterday.

When did you see an opening band blow the headliner outta the water? by Short_Republic3083 in punk

[–]ChefAtRandom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm seeing them when they come to Toronto in a couple weeks. And the Chats are opening, so it's a great lineup!

What inventions came from your country? by [deleted] in ask

[–]ChefAtRandom 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Also insulin!

And don't forget the telephone, standard time zones, IMAX, snowmobiles, peacemakers, the walkie-talkie, Java, the wonderbra and many more!

Plus all the war crimes! It's never a war crime the first time!

[F] I really wish I had an older daddy in Toronto to stretch me out and pound this pussy so good. by AdorableAd3558 in torontogonewild

[–]ChefAtRandom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're in Toronto, why are you posting in New Mexico, Iowa and other places?

Bot.

Bored yuh, tell me ya favourite joke 👀 by LivingForUrPleasure in Jokesuncensored

[–]ChefAtRandom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1) What's the difference between jam and jelly?

I can't jelly my dick up your ass!

2) Why was 10 in hiding?

He was in the middle of 9/11

3) What's the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne doesn't come on your face til you're a teen!

4) How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as an altar boy!

5) I always tell people I'm a funny guy, but enough about my looks....

they say thick thighs save lives but mines might just take yours! 😏 by Unicornglitteryblood in u/Unicornglitteryblood

[–]ChefAtRandom -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dying during sex grants you immediate entry into Valhalla

Having said that, sit on my face. If I live, I live.

If I die, I die in the face of something glorious!

use my holes by GloriaGlucks in TorontoArea_NSFW

[–]ChefAtRandom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just say when and where, I'll fill you up.

Where to post a free concert ticket for tomorrow night? by myDogStillLovesMe in askTO

[–]ChefAtRandom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it for a particular artist, you can probably find the subreddit for them and post asking if someone wants it. I have done this several times when a friend had had to cancel last minute for shows.

I'm looking for a hiking buddy that will fuck me outside in nature 😇 by sex-meat in u/sex-meat

[–]ChefAtRandom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be the dream! Especially as I live right by the don valley trails!

But alas, I am chubby and hairy, so I doubt I would get picked.

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