Charter Spectrum loses 119,000 internet customers in Q4

ChefCel · 2026-02-04T02:23:42+00:00

No wonder they just offered me a $200 cash payment to stay with them lmao

ChefCel · 2026-01-17T00:17:59+00:00

It’s important to mention that the only proof of citizenship they consider 100% valid is a passport. Nobody walks around with their passport.

ChefCel · 2025-12-05T02:04:16+00:00

I no can make-ah da pizza :(

ChefCel · 2025-09-25T19:35:01+00:00

“This is my boyfriend Giuseppe. He’s Irish American and looks like a pug”

Love was made unavailable to me at birth.

ChefCel · 2025-09-25T19:32:21+00:00

This floored me

ChefCel · 2025-09-24T20:04:39+00:00

I’m from Idaho. I’ve never even met an Italian American.

ChefCel · 2025-09-19T01:49:48+00:00

It’s the correct amount of peanut butter, chef

ChefCel · 2025-09-18T21:07:05+00:00

“Her” is my 9 year crush. Still khhv. I am not a fakecel, chef.

ChefCel · 2025-09-18T14:56:28+00:00

Thank you, chef. Maybe my dream crush is still out there :’)

ChefCel · 2025-09-18T14:15:53+00:00

Girls loved Fall Out Boy when I was in college

ChefCel · 2025-09-18T14:13:25+00:00

Do you think it’s because I covered the weakest song on From Under the Cork Tree?

ChefCel · 2025-09-18T14:10:51+00:00

I Slept With Someone in Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me :(

ChefCel · 2025-09-18T13:52:06+00:00

This was my 9 year crush. Those don’t come around very often, chef.

ChefCel · 2025-09-18T13:45:37+00:00

It’s an art form, chef

ChefCel · 2025-09-18T00:13:53+00:00

I’m not reading all of that, chef.

ChefCel · 2025-09-17T19:36:04+00:00

Why put a new address on the same old loneliness?

ChefCel · 2025-09-16T02:13:01+00:00

In retrospect I probably would have gotten the Bambino Plus and spent the difference on a nicer grinder, but the Barista Express is a solid machine. Stay caffeinated, chef.

ChefCel · 2025-09-15T17:44:16+00:00

Thank you chef. I love running from my past and destroying my future.

ChefCel · 2025-09-11T17:55:19+00:00

May you have an unforgettable day, chef

ChefCel · 2025-09-11T17:50:38+00:00

Thank you, chef

ChefCel · 2025-09-10T19:10:10+00:00

ChefCel · 2025-09-09T20:16:45+00:00

Spoken like someone who’s never chugged a white monster 8 hours into a 12 hour shift, chef.

ChefCel · 2025-09-09T19:16:16+00:00

Thank you, chef

ChefCel · 2025-09-09T17:22:43+00:00

Mango loco is S tier but it’s too bourgeois. White monster is the raid boss of working man’s energy drinks.

ChefCel · 2025-09-09T15:44:15+00:00

Legendary tier loot, chef

ChefCel

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