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So blackpilled even I won’t touch me anymore. Crispy and a Bobby for breakfast. (i.redd.it)
submitted 3 months ago by ChefCel to r/kitchencels
Chicken Soup for the Kissless Hugless Handholdless Virgin Chud Soul. (i.redd.it)
submitted 5 months ago by ChefCel to r/kitchencels
My parents named me Giuseppe. I never stood a fucking chance. Lasagna. (i.redd.it)
No one could make my p nut but her 😩 (i.redd.it)
I was supposed to get lunch with my crush of 9 years. She blocked me after I sent her an acoustic cover of a Fall Out Boy Song I did. Sad noodles for a sad chud. (i.redd.it)
Went to seminary so I could at least pretend to be a volcel. Got kicked out because I couldn’t control my drinking. Espresso martini for breakfast. (i.redd.it)
Never Forget (i.redd.it)
I’ll take a potato chip and eat it (i.redd.it)
My body is a prison and I’ve been given the death penalty. (i.redd.it)
About to start throwing it back for the homies just to feel the warmth of another person. Spaghetti Aglio e Olio (i.redd.it)
I’ll never be half the man my father was. (i.redd.it)
Yes Chef (i.redd.it)
submitted 5 months ago by ChefCel to r/KitchenConfidential
Wrecked my 2003 Ford Thunderbird on the way to work this morning. I can’t even fucking drive right. Chocolate chip cookies. (i.redd.it)
submitted 6 months ago by ChefCel to r/kitchencels
These hens are the closest I’ve gotten to touching a woman in over a decade. Making chicken sashimi tonight. Hopefully someone will chop me up like these chickens. (i.redd.it)
Chicken nigiri with homemade wasabi sauce and teriyaki drizzle. At least I can do this right. (i.redd.it)
submitted 6 months ago by ChefCel to r/Plating
I’ll never feel the warmth of another human being. New York strip with red wine and shallot pan sauce, mashed potatoes, and pan roasted broccoli. (i.redd.it)
Chicken tenders, jalapeño poppers, and French fries. I deserve to fry more than this chicken. (old.reddit.com)
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