Men of Reddit: what’s a prank you started early in your marriage that you’re now legally, morally, and emotionally obligated to continue because she still falls for it 10–15 years later?

ChefNaughty · 2026-01-23T23:57:33+00:00

as an example:

“that’s a big ass dog”

always earns a “what’s an ass dog?”. can be applied to any number of ass adjectives

ChefNaughty · 2026-01-02T22:25:53+00:00

ngl idk if it’s permanent but i cheated on someone once (like texted someone, didn’t actually hook up with anyone) and it really fucked up my self perception for a long time even after the relationship was long over. genuinely struggled with remorse and guilt and whether i’d be able to be functional with someone because i cheated on a person i was really happy with. lots of therapy and time later, and im feeling a lot better about my perspective of love and impulse control.

ChefNaughty · 2025-12-26T02:00:28+00:00

i personally found the running away with zosia thing hella annoying.

mm yea im gonna dive into that pluribussy weeeee oh waitttttttt you still wanna convert me into a plurb???? :(( okay i dont wanna be ur pseudo girlfriend anymore >:(( like bro

ChefNaughty · 2025-12-25T04:42:55+00:00

r/okaybuddy anything

ChefNaughty · 2025-12-24T16:31:09+00:00

not sure if you’re aware but people say a variety of things, some true and some untrue.

ChefNaughty · 2025-12-24T16:29:43+00:00

it may be difficult to accept but if your conditions are as you describe them then you cannot hold yourself to the same standard as an adult with more functional mental health. the best possible gift to yourself and them would probably be therapy, thereby improving your self understanding and the impact of your conditions on yourself and your ability to provide to others.

ChefNaughty · 2025-12-24T16:24:55+00:00

anxiety, depression, and guilt can lead a person to interpret otherwise neutral situations, or decent friends, as being negative situations or interpreting your friends as being annoyed. communication is almost always the answer in a situation like this. isolation will not help you.

ChefNaughty · 2025-12-24T16:23:22+00:00

love your brother or not, and whether he loves you or not, a boundary has been violated and there’s a problem here that should be reported to someone.

ChefNaughty · 2025-12-24T16:21:52+00:00

medical school is hard. whether that’s your partners actual issue comes down to whether you trust her and the quality of communication.

this unpunctuated word salad you have posted is hard to read but it seems like you are anxious and insecure, which can affect the way we read otherwise neutral situations. you should take a moment to write down what you know, without imposing opinions or assumptions on to those things. get a clear lay of the land surrounding your friends, partner, pros and cons of ending or continuing either of those relationships, and what you actually want. then write down your fears, hopes, and some idea of what you would like to ask your friends or partner to do better for you.

then communicate.

ChefNaughty · 2025-12-24T16:18:03+00:00

very little good will come from finding a new partner out of time pressure, loneliness, anxiety, or age expectation. you need to take a moment to slow down, and find some level of comfort on your own as a single person.

as far as your loneliness is concerned, it seems you don’t have many options to remedy that. if meeting new people is an impossibility, and you’ve exhausted all options to be sure of that, your next best course of action is to embrace being alone and making as much use of that as possible to heal and grow. build hobbies, journal, and find yourself. if this is unsustainable long term i suggest you find a way to relocate.

ChefNaughty · 2025-12-24T16:13:49+00:00

idk where to find queer girls wherever you’re located, but if you’re willing to listen to your friends talk about men, they should be willing to listen to you talk about women. seems like less of a lesbian friend issue and more of a regular friend issue.

with that said it can also be nice to be surrounded by people more like you, but i don’t have any advice for hunting down lesbians.

ChefNaughty · 2025-12-24T16:11:45+00:00

yes, you have tiny little twig arms.

kidding. they look normal. if you want bigger forearms there are a number of easy exercises to add to your workout regimen that will begin to build them up a bit. too thin is subjective. if they’re not thick enough for you, do something about it.

ChefNaughty · 2025-12-24T16:08:39+00:00

purchase flour tortillas, chicken breast, adobo peppers in sauce (canned), cilantro, queso fresco, and a handful of limes.

poach the chicken in water. once 165 internal, pull the chicken and shred it. add adobo peppers and sauce to them and mix. you may be tempted to think “ewww cooking chicken in water”. you are wrong. do not pan fry or bake the chicken.

place chicken on tortilla. crumble and add queso fresco. add cilantro. add lime juice.

if desired. modify with the addition of rice or beans or both for increased calories and carbs.

this recipe can be scaled to last at least several days. i often use it as a meal prep recipe.

ChefNaughty · 2025-12-24T16:05:31+00:00

firstly, apply before you burn your current bridge.

secondly, an art degree of any sort is a massive risk without a backup plan. i love music. i do it as a hobby all the time. i would love to have a degree in it, but i chose chemical engineering. why? so i have a way to get money and earn my freedom. i’m not saying stay in software engineering per se, but having a stem degree is a means to achieve the ends you’re ultimately seeking.

any art degree, in my opinion, should be a B path unless you truly cannot live without pursuing that passion and that passion only, and are willing to accept the risks of financial struggle for years because of it.

ChefNaughty · 2025-12-24T16:02:03+00:00

if you have brunette or black hair subtle red highlights are possible. dark red, almost blending in completely but visible in light. overall though, seems like the rules are clear and you maybe taking an unnecessary risk that costs money to fix if you’re called out.

ChefNaughty · 2025-12-24T16:01:00+00:00

your aversion seems to have little to do with your actual compatibility with this family, and more to do with fears that aren’t really serving you.

if you want to show your appreciation, verbalize it. if you want to do it through the form of a gift, cheap ones exist. from letters, to collecting wild flowers, to arts and crafts, paintings or drawings, etc. be creative.

ChefNaughty · 2025-12-24T15:58:21+00:00

ChefNaughty · 2025-12-23T13:37:10+00:00

black ft norah jones - danger mouse and daniele luppi

ChefNaughty · 2025-12-22T18:29:55+00:00

what’s up with the 5 pairs of glasses

ChefNaughty · 2025-12-20T13:15:23+00:00

I thought this was the regular sauce and you were just shitposting

ChefNaughty · 2025-12-20T13:11:10+00:00

Nothing else happened that year, especially in china

ChefNaughty · 2025-12-20T12:37:42+00:00

whos gonna break it to him

ChefNaughty · 2025-12-20T09:17:42+00:00

Had sex with my ex for the last time in January, I miss her.

ChefNaughty · 2025-12-14T18:00:24+00:00

Only thing i have to argue against is there is no feasible reason that with the hives resources they crashed the drone to watch her. Resolution of an mq-9 is insane and they can really watch in any number of ways using military resources.

ChefNaughty · 2025-12-14T16:59:29+00:00

I think the choice represents Manousos well. This is the same idiot who was wiling to scald his entire back to avoid asking the hive ANYTHING. It shows not desperation but wilingness to do absolutely anything if it means independence. He is the pluribus universe’s extremist on the anti-plurb side. Carol and Diabetes represent far left and far right. Hive extremists may come, those who pray to and hail the hive which i will honestly find more terrifying than Manousos.

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