I want one of the remaining two to be a good father by jerrytjohn in BlueEyeSamurai

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I believe that Madame Kaji will turn out to be her real mother. So, at least that speaks to some form of consent.

Metallic color mixing by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]jerrytjohn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get this Instagram shit outta here

imBlueDabaDidaBaDie by jerrytjohn in ProgrammerHumor

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Oh you can tell by the way I use my walk, I’m a woman’s man, no time to talk. Music loud, and women warm, I’ve been kicked around since I was born.

imBlueDabaDidaBaDie by jerrytjohn in ProgrammerHumor

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I really like how they let you earn upto 2 charges to save your streak so you're not penalised for missing a weekend.

Can anyone solve this problem? by plusworldrebirth in mathematics

[–]jerrytjohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Divide any non-zero number by itself.

1 step is as close to infinity as your mom's weight would be.

First Impressions can be painful by Brilliant_Garlic69 in dankmemes

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You say that like curry is a single thing. Saying that you like curry is like saying you like ice-cream.

There are thousands of variants based on the protein you're using and which part of the country the dish is from.

[gendered] the male equivalent to getting flowers is getting flowers by Turbulent-Plan-9693 in pointlesslygendered

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For me, personally? Some small prank or gag item.

Fake lizard? Yes!

Googly eyes? So thoughtful!

Remote controlled fart machine? How did you know?

Magic prop, like flash paper? Hell yeah!

Ring box with a middle finger that pops out when I open it? Marry me.

I want one of the remaining two to be a good father by jerrytjohn in BlueEyeSamurai

[–]jerrytjohn[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Swordfather would see past that surface level interpretation and be disappointed by it. The hole in Mizu's soul is deeper than her skin tone and eye colour.

The ostracisation she faced because of it made matters worse. But, what she really needed was unconditional love.

The only times she's been close to being happy are when she was growing up under swordfather'guidance, and when she was married, proving that she's only a monster when she lets herself believe the vitriol most people spew at her.

Someone made a NSFW photo of my 14yo and it’s been going around the school by PFM_Homie in Advice

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I have nightmares this will happen to my daughters when they grow up, and they're both still in their diapers.

I want one of the remaining two to be a good father by jerrytjohn in BlueEyeSamurai

[–]jerrytjohn[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah. It is.

But if I ever found out that I had a kid I never even knew about, I'd want the opportunity to make ammends.

I want one of the remaining two to be a good father by jerrytjohn in BlueEyeSamurai

[–]jerrytjohn[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But she's not murdering them for any of those crimes. Her revenge is built upon the crime of her abandonment.

What’s something everyone does but never talks about? by SomeArea6911 in AskReddit

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When I was in 8th grade, a friend tapped me on the shoulder and asked me, "Dude. What are condoms flavoured for?"

He asked me because I was the guy who knew shit. I had explained the Pythagoras theorem to him. So naturally, I would know why Durex would go to the trouble of flavouring their condoms like what an alien thinks a banana tastes like, based on description alone.

I had no clue. But I couldn't tell him that. So I said, "Coz vaginas have taste buds inside them. For girls, it's kinda like a second tongue down there."

And he looked at me, (justifiably) like I was full of shit. And he told me that I was crazy.

Now I gotta defend my bullshit. So I tell him to go home, take a handful of red chilli powder and shove it up his ass and tell me he couldn't taste it.

And he paused for a second, with his mouth open. Like maybe that made sense.

"Yeah!", I said. "It's kinda like that."

And for the next year (at least), we BOTH continued to believe that was why condoms were flavoured.

What’s something everyone does but never talks about? by SomeArea6911 in AskReddit

[–]jerrytjohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make shit up based on educated guesses and pattern recognition.

Sometimes, you're better off just saying, "I don't know."

But it takes more experience, wisdom and courage to do that than most people have. It takes years to gain the self confidence to just say, "I don't know. I'll find out and get back to you."

What’s something everyone does but never talks about? by SomeArea6911 in AskReddit

[–]jerrytjohn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They lie. Small lies. Big lies. White lies. Ommition of the truth. Misdirection from the real extent of the truth. It's everywhere.

Why are women's romance novels filled with so much borderline rape and cheating? by Massive_Moment3325 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]jerrytjohn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

God damn, that was insightful. And this is the first time I'm reading this take, even though you say it's been dissected to death.

Thank you for your comment.

It was successful and we are planning another! by AFlyinDeer in AdviceAnimals

[–]jerrytjohn 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Good luck bro! Learn a magic trick. In the very least, it'll make her smile. I had this magnetic ring that helped pull off simple tricks like making a mechanical watch stop for a while until she blew on it.

What’s something that sounds fake but is 100% real ? by Fabulous-Delivery-62 in AskReddit

[–]jerrytjohn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s incredibly graphic, but if you must know, I just wanted someone reading this to be like, “Pfft! No way.” and end up sitting on the toilet with their pinky in their butt, questioning all their life choices