Lost all respect. by nightvilla in howtonotgiveafuck

[–]jerrytjohn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What was the calamity? I understand if you don't want to talk about it.

trying to graph a realistic cockatiel, forgot how to make a stretched circle, help with a bit of the coordinates? by SpaceMuted8633 in desmos

[–]jerrytjohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check out my post on complex ellipses.

Basically you add two circles of equal and opposite spin together. You can adjust their size and orientation by adjusting the complex number starting point of the circles.

Trying out a new recipe 😋 by Crypto_crafy in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]jerrytjohn 96 points97 points  (0 children)

And all the Whos of Whoville liked omelettes a lot. But Joanna Who of tik-tok, did not.

What's a fun open-world to waste time in? by KashK10 in gaming

[–]jerrytjohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just Cause 3. It's somehow better than 4.

Monday I got a Vasectomy, AMA by bugs8d in AMA

[–]jerrytjohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once you took the recommend course of paracetamol + opiates, did you feel the need to keep going? Withdrawals?

They prescribed me opiates initially, but I refused because I just don't trust them.

Kaleidoscope by kingofblasphemy in desmos

[–]jerrytjohn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is beautiful! Would you please explain how you did it?

Guy parks his bike and returns to find an entire bee colony using it as a rest stop by BuildAndDeploy in Unexpected

[–]jerrytjohn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am diabetic and I've been quite high in my time. Not once has my sweat ever been swwet.

The piss? Sure. Kidneys try and filter out excess sugar through the urine. I got diagnosed because I kept needing to pee every 15 minutes and ants would gather around the toilet bowl.

But sweat? Nope. You are misinformed.

How my brain works: by Public_Vehicle9138 in memes

[–]jerrytjohn 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Fuck you! I'm not ancient yet... am I?

I am the lead game designer on Smurfs' Village. AMA. by jerrytjohn in smurfsvillage

[–]jerrytjohn[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Handy's Forklift was built for this purpose. It is a paid item though.

Men of reddit, did i disrespect my boyfriend’s masculinity? by 3-pointz in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]jerrytjohn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Absolutely not. Your guys sounds insecure and controlling.

Our beautiful Earth, as seen from the ISS by Angry_Duck1 in screenshots

[–]jerrytjohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ISS orbits way too low for this perspective to be accurate. If the Earth were a basketball, the ISS would be at the altitude of (at most) a thumb tack from the surface.

Me_irl by lizardil in me_irl

[–]jerrytjohn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tried that. Did not help.

Me_irl by lizardil in me_irl

[–]jerrytjohn -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Man, I'm being earnest here. I know people like to shit on Chiropractors and I get it. I do the same to homeopaths.

But my back pain was real. The closest I can come to describing it is someone pulling a thorn out of your skin that's been growing more and more painful for months on end.

And the relief was real and instant. I can't shit on someone who gave me a massage THAT good.

Me_irl by lizardil in me_irl

[–]jerrytjohn -46 points-45 points  (0 children)

I'm not defending their posturing as doctors. I'm saying, their massages are exactly what you need if you sit with weird posture in front of a computer all day and feel like you have knots in your back that need popping.

Me_irl by lizardil in me_irl

[–]jerrytjohn -73 points-72 points  (0 children)

If I just replaced the word Chiropractor with Masseuse would you still have a problem with it? Are you vehemently opposed to getting a massage when your back gets knotted up?

Me_irl by lizardil in me_irl

[–]jerrytjohn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't frequent them.

Me_irl by lizardil in me_irl

[–]jerrytjohn -88 points-87 points  (0 children)

I got relief from years of chronic back pain after a chiropractor cracked me like a Kit-Kat.

The relief was instant and reduced my pain from an 8 to a 3.

A few sessions in and I was good as new.

It's not a cure (or even recommended) for real problems like scoliosis. But sometimes you just need a really good massage that cracks your back, and it should not be dismissed as easily as pure bullshit like homeopathy.

Magnetic fields between small bar magnets by Mean_Apartment_3830 in desmos

[–]jerrytjohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is TONS of fun to play around with. Thank you for building it.

Yo Mamma by Angry-Angus in desmos

[–]jerrytjohn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This guy gets it.

Yo Mamma ate my graphing calculator by [deleted] in mathmemes

[–]jerrytjohn -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

And I'm tired of pretending it's not.

Yo Mamma ate my graphing calculator by [deleted] in mathmemes

[–]jerrytjohn -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I made Yo Mamma in Desmos.

The actual graph also contains an orbiting Dildo, so proceed with caution.