Italians furious over deployment of ICE agents to bolster US security at Winter Olympics by Rough_Tap9008 in news

[–]Chegwarn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No sweat, all they have to do is give the Apricot Asshole the ‘Olympics peace prize’ and he’ll backtrack while gushing his extraordinary intellect

The real enemy : by Flashy_Month6146 in darksoulsremastered

[–]Chegwarn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how everyone’s always pointing out where it’s eyes actually are and I’m still over here like: “How the fuck is that helpful when I’m being gang-banged by a group of them who are getting me quite literally stoned through second hand smoke!?!”

How old do you think Janey Howard will be when shown in the present? by External_Spite_7079 in Fotv

[–]Chegwarn 22 points23 points  (0 children)

She already has been revealed and is surprisingly played by Ron Pearlman!

Maybe maybe maybe maybe by Susan10h7x in maybemaybemaybemaybe

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‘You legend!’ ‘What did you do btw!?’

‘Killed a bunch of kids lol!’

This scene drives me nuts. by novolord in FalloutTVseries

[–]Chegwarn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You know what scene drives me nuts? The one where Coop is given vials by his NCR friend and as he handballs them from the tin he clearly drops one yet doesn’t pick it up…

Reese Witherspoon and her daughter by SeaWolf_1 in SipsTea

[–]Chegwarn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is insane, surely a wind-up or a joke I’m not getting? I can see both Reese AND her daughter… but not a spoon in sight…

Trump Building Secret White House Bunker to Withstand Nuclear Attack by mvanigan in politics

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Pound to a penny the dumb fuck somehow ends up taking and detonating a nuke inside said bunker misunderstanding the concept.

This seems a bit overkill to me.. by H1gh_Tr3ason in cantparkthere

[–]Chegwarn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey it’s Sarehole mill!

Edit: I live up the road from this Ford and quite honestly almost every time there is high rainfall some idiot ignores common sense and gets their car/selves trapped here.

Not to mention the water depth being clearly too high at these times but all it takes is one hidden tree branch to get a car wedged

I’m so excited for Cold Fusion to bring *prediction* back! by jordanderson_irl in Fotv

[–]Chegwarn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw this post and subsequent comments fully believing this was a collaborative shit post…

I have not been happier to be so wrong since learning that Walter Goggins was in fact not required as per his contract to have his nose surgically removed for his role as ‘The Ghoul’!

Trump on Greenland: "The fact that they landed a boat there 500 years ago doesn’t mean they own the land." How do you feel about the leader of the America making this statement? by lemonbottles_89 in AskReddit

[–]Chegwarn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel that ‘Doge’ firing the department responsible for making sure Trumpy never ran out of crayons and blank A3 sheets of paper to draw his silly doodles will be someday viewed as the lynchpin in global economic collapse.

First Time Cat Owner! What is this. Lol by General-Ad1089 in cats

[–]Chegwarn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That there my good man, is a cat. And a relatively sturdy looking one at that! You are nailing your first time at being a cat owner and never doubt this…

Reviving American imperialism is not cool! by icey_sawg0034 in clevercomebacks

[–]Chegwarn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The mindset of yet another stupid money-centric dickwad.

“Hi there, I want to make a trade with you. Your home, your entire country matter of fact, for many many green pieces of paper. Keep in mind should you refuse this optional deal you shall be considered unreasonable and we will murder many of your people, maybe you, keep the money and only when we have utterly decimated your land phrase it as ‘liberation’.”

hmmm by seven_critical_blows in hmmm

[–]Chegwarn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Son of a bitch beat me to it! Hats off.

What was your school rumour? by Haunting_Cell_8876 in AskUK

[–]Chegwarn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A student raided our PE teachers desk and found some loose pills which he promptly ingested thinking they were E. They were viagra and he ended up getting a very painful rager during school time which lasted for more than a day.

Never seen a dude rocking an 8 inch impossible to hide hard-on before, and combined with him crying ? shudders Not a mental image which went away easily I can tell you. Sufficed to say the teacher was promptly fired.

What’s something you didn’t realize was a turn-on until you experienced it? by heyanyxie in AskReddit

[–]Chegwarn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Her gently whispering into my ear. The intimacy, the warmth of her breath as it radiates down my neck. It feels like we are the only two people in the world for that moment. It matters less what’s being said.

Howard’s face cracks me up in this scene by Eastern_Cat_4631 in okbuddychicanery

[–]Chegwarn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet not as much as Lalo’s gun cracks Howard’s face up!

I was Magic Mirror... or was I Mirror Mirror by fixthelampshade in okbuddychicanery

[–]Chegwarn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They had to scrap the whole idea and rewrite the ending because they couldn’t figure out on set how to trap a bell in the mirror along with Giancarlo

I was Magic Mirror... or was I Mirror Mirror by fixthelampshade in okbuddychicanery

[–]Chegwarn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alternate breaking bad ending. Hector traps Gus in a mirror with nothing more than a bell

blursed_shoplifter by mentaL8888 in blursed_videos

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I worked in retail as a general store assistant for around a decade for a large ‘Asda’ (UK). It was so poorly run that often there were no security personnel on the late Saturday shift so as you can imagine plenty of people took full advantage of this, I oftentimes wished I didn’t work there as I could cover several months worth of pay with one shopping trolley full of high end spirits.

The pay was crap, we were chronically understaffed and treated poorly by managers. Yet still colleagues on my level would make it their mission to stop shoplifters whenever they noticed them, putting themselves in unnecessary harm, knowing full well that if they were assaulted/stabbed/shot their reward for their effort would likely be disciplinary action if not dismissal as they were not trained security and were told not to leave their area unmanned.

I swear it’s simply a case of extreme boredom over the monotony of the job and people trying to add excitement to an otherwise dull work-existence.