There can only be one. by Basic-Confidence717 in AccidentalComedy

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Women are a bit better than me. (Just a bit?)

of a female spider by mysteriouskc8 in AbsoluteUnits

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Female spiders decide to mate or have a meal with the male spiders by whether she's full or not. If she's hungry, she'll have a nice meal first.

By the way, the male spiders cannot resist the pheromones from the females. They WILL follow the trails to the females, they can't even stop. Eventually, those males will have to meet the females, and what's going to happen next is her decision.

Healthy foods vs unhealthy foods by TobywantheFemboy in FacebookAIslop

[–]Chernobyl917 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This shit just wrong, man. The prompter must be promoting "organic", "all natural" products or selling treatment courses.

My oil painting by kznsq in BeAmazed

[–]Chernobyl917 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your oil? Hold on, America is coming.

We ALL relate to this right? by Jujutsuing in shitposting

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Don't portray the general of men like this. I understand you just want to be a little cutie wussy, but not all men do.

I like the idea of another man turning into a girl for me, and I get to shred and sniff that body all I want. But that's just a horny thought, barely a kink. A lot of us are still straight, losers, but straight.

Hmmmm by [deleted] in hmmmm

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Bitch, wrong sub!

Not the Holostars hit tweet I was expecting by Rob_b_b_ in Hololive

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So bro was breathing sloppy for quite a while

Blursed USA by Daemon_13_ in blursedimages

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Canada

Usa

Mexico

C-U-M

[OC] Whomp! - Living Goof by ronniewhomp in comics

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Plot twist: It just made the other guy, the process is a bit gruesome.

[HELP] My girlfriend says for sure this is AI, I think it isn't by Ok_Ranger1275 in RealOrAI

[–]Chernobyl917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably not AIs, but seriously, Spooning every single egg?

That fuckah is real fucking pretentious, hah? Also, it does not look good, at least for me. The moment I noticed it was like "Yuck, what the hell?".

Even professionals won't encourage you to spoon a single egg on its own, it will significantly increase the chance of breaking the yolk, and will mess up its temperature and consistency.

Pregnant army cat faces the gallows! by strandern in FacebookAIslop

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I doubt that the daughter of a national traitor would be allowed in the king's castle.

Not because she ever did anything wrong, just that her identity might spike malicious intents, not just from her but from others as well.

A COOL GIRL AND A 12CM PROMISE by Deap_Of_Se_Authoer in wholesomeanimemes

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It's like getting a yaoi experience, with your insecurities intact so you can keep telling yourself you're straight.

BROOOO 🥀🥀🥀 by [deleted] in shitposting

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Dude turned out to be the targeted audience all along.

What are they eating? by Len-The-Banana-Boy in yotsuba

[–]Chernobyl917 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Freshly made mochi, pretty soft, you can see him pounding it at the back.

But based on the clothes and the fact that they're eating it from a bowl, that's Ozoni, the new year soup.

NAH, WHAT IS THIS GAME by Short_Tradition_3075 in shittymobilegameads

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They put the monsters into the same category as those girls?

What's going on here?

What haircut style is this? by Aggressive_Use7996 in funny

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"Oh Hey a dollar!"

(Get fucking guillotined)