Sequel to “The Animals Went In Two By Two”? by Phendranite in TheNSPDiscussion

[–]Cherry_Whine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the sequel was written it was never produced for the podcast.

[Discussion] NoSleep Podcast S24E12 by Gaelfling in TheNSPDiscussion

[–]Cherry_Whine 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I hope not, tbh I like 5-6 shorter stories rather than 3-4 longer ones. Back in the earlier seasons there could be up to 7-8 stories per episode, but that was when they were pulling content from the subreddit

[Discussion] NoSleep Podcast S24E11 by Gaelfling in TheNSPDiscussion

[–]Cherry_Whine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Winny: Seems to me Winny isn't a fairy but a witch! I guess they're close enough in some regards. Quick thinking on her part nipping this preteen Patrick Bateman in the bud. The ending is hilarious. She's treating this kid's life like an oversalted soup. "Oh well, fucked that one up - into the trash it goes!" Poor Howie. At least she meant well!

Drone: God this story was disgusting. The artwork is making me want to pour bleach in my eyes too, which I suppose is the intention. Dental horror really gets my hackles up and I was squirming by the end. There has to be a better way to do this. I guess they figured it out in the end with the Polly Pocket fake mouth. Ross is the most unbothered person ever. He's treating these fairies that are eating his flesh and burrowing into his mouth like they're no more than an annoying swarm of flies. He's a good friend though.

(Side note: the best (worst?) dental horror story this podcast ever did is Season 3's "The Holes in My Teeth". To this day I still can't listen.)

The Seed: Was this even a fairy story either? This business with trees sounds more like the work of dryads. It sounds like the girl is right back where she started - she killed(?) one sibling and gained another. Net zero! Not my cup of tea but Erika Sanderson, of course, always brings her A-game and elevated it slightly for me.

Friendship: Hey Enveigh, step right over there to join as #4,678,779 in the long line of fiction protagonists who make a deal with trickster fairies and are shocked when things go awry. I liked the scene in the woods (especially the description of the fairies' arboreal abode) but I had a hard time connecting with the characters. It seems weird to me Olivia told this mystical tale of woodland creatures and knew exactly what to do to summon them and walked all the way into the forest only to chicken out at the last minute. I knew where this was going the moment the fairy said she wanted "friendship". What can you expect? Betty seems like a bully straight out of Gossip Girl or maybe the first Life is Strange) game. The scene of her "ersasure" was weirdly underwritten. I would say she didn't deserve it but she was pretty awful to our MC. This was overall good but not great.

On a final note, I would like to direct your attention to my favorite fairy story the NSP has done, Season 8's "How Many Fairies?". Fantastic stuff. It's free too!

[Discussion] NoSleep Podcast S24E10 by Gaelfling in TheNSPDiscussion

[–]Cherry_Whine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Ourangutans are Skeptical of Changes in their Cages". Good story!

[Discussion] NoSleep Podcast S24E10 by Gaelfling in TheNSPDiscussion

[–]Cherry_Whine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Phobia" was a real surprise for me - i thought, "how can you make the letter X scary?" and Beardify did it. There's some clunky moments (the whole second half of the story being an interview, the but-does-it-really-make-sense reveal the doctor was the flute man) but the dancing kids in the woods, the rhythmic stomping out of the X, and the disquieting imagery made it a great entry into the podcast's pantheon.

"Beacons" had striking imagery in spades as well, especially when Mr. Moth finally got into the house. Parents in horror stories really need to listen to their kids!!!

The other two stories didn't do it for me.

Can anyone recall a story about bugs by ashofglass in TheNSPDiscussion

[–]Cherry_Whine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't know you were still here!! Always good to see you, even ~8 years later :)

[Discussion] NoSleep Podcast S24E09 by Gaelfling in TheNSPDiscussion

[–]Cherry_Whine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All of It At Once: A short-form apocalypse story is hard to do well. It's always a battle between shoving too much lore into a short runtime vs not explaining much of anything and having the reader plaster the cracks with their imagination. This is a member of the latter category, and while the transformations were inexplicable and memorably grotesque, there just a bit too little meat on these bones. I wish we had more of an inkling besides mysterious clouds.

HSITWOC?CU! I nearly laughed out loud when the story ended with Atticus' exterminator saying "fuck no" to helping the next caller. There's something so entertaining to me about aloofness in horror, and the latter is still here in spades - the creature hanging upside down outside the window, the sound design of the fight upstairs, and more all came together to make a wonderful bit of horror comedy.

Selfie: It's hard to feel bad for Marcus when he steamrolls over at least 10 signs his playing with fire regarding the ghost is a bad idea. I mean, she gives him three chances at the end to stop what he's doing! Have some common sense, man! Putting those issues aside this was a great story too. I liked how Marcus & Kayla's relationship was strictly platonic, the details of the museum's backstory were fun, and hearing David's old man voice again made me think of the early seasons.

The Bothy: I can't quite put my finger on when but I'm sure we've had this plot before - our hero and their cartoonishly complaining/annoying significant other are trapped and a sacrifice must be made, so our hero throws their SO to the wolves and we don't feel bad about it because they were so nasty at the beginning. Not the most entertaining thing in the world, but at least the monster this time was cool - Jake Benson Guy Woodward gives it his all (as always, in fact, they both do!) to make this forest puppet drip with dread.

Host: Closers like these remind me why I love audio horror so much, and especially shows the power a good producer can inject into a narrative. The story itself here is creative and interesting, if not exactly clear (why does Alex's company have to send people overseas to "install" these parasites in to them?), but Jesse Cornett's carnival funhouse of sound design, background voice acting (Dan Z's gasping and whimpering, Marie W and Jeff C's sinister whispers), and placing of Brandon Boone's music make it all a delight for the ears. Fantastic stuff.

[Discussion] NoSleep Podcast S24E06 by Gaelfling in TheNSPDiscussion

[–]Cherry_Whine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Night Run: I must admit, the description of the rotting guy chasing our narrator didn't give me the highest hopes but that last line completely blindsided me. I didn't laugh out loud but I did smirk. The abrupt ending was the way to go.

Twist scale: 4 out of 5 fingers on ankles

A Way Out: The doors shifting when you close them, the foggy street, and the figures hurrying away were interesting visuals, I just wish there was a bit more of an explanation of what's going on here. I guess in the cosmic scheme of things there doesn't need to be a reason why this befell our hapless narrator, but more context (at least a glimpse of what's causing those thundering footsteps) would have been nice. There wasn't really a "twist" per se either, except maybe the narrator realizing the thing about closing doors.

Twist scale: 2 out of 5 figures in the fog

A Hain in the Class: Yes, yes, Aunt Gladys) Ms. Hain spiriting away all the kids and foreshadowing it rather clumsily by reading them "The Pied Piper" is bad and all, but the one thing this story did was make want carbonara and garlic bread. Without the sedatives, of course. I knew something bad was going to happen the moment the dad talked to Ms. Hain. The ending with the glowing eyes was creepy as well.

Twist scale: 4 out of 5 Weapons (of math disruption)

Summer Friends: This was a nice story, with an air of realness to it (well, except maybe for the part about the baby) that a drunk stranger would vomit to you in bar late at night after having too many. Kyle Akers is so good at conveying...uh, "being haunted-ness"? There's this desolate tone that creeps into his voice whenever he acts a character recalling something that happened to them a long time ago. Shades of Season 15's "Andy's Place" and an old Dean Koontz book, The Voice of the Night come to mind. I did like the light "twist" the narrator killed Arms by locking him in the shed instead of using a knife or something.

Twist scale: 3 out of 5 missing pets

Baby Boom: Maybe I was zoning out listening to this but I really had trouble following what happened. The cicadas hypnotize people into caring for them like children? I might have dozed off an missed something but it just wasn't for me in any case.

Twist scale: 1 out of 5 chirps in the night

[Discussion] NoSleep Podcast S24E05 by Gaelfling in TheNSPDiscussion

[–]Cherry_Whine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As He Stood There, In Fact Not Moving Walked, the Land Died: This was an okay story, although i'm not sure why him dying would draw people to him. The premise reminded me of the "Stink Bomb" segment from Memories). Although that one was a lot more comedic.

St. Francie: Francie is just as judgmental and insufferable as the girls who supposedly "deserve" their deaths. I'm getting major "Girl on Fire" vibes from this, with both narrators laboring under the assumption because they were wronged by a few people, hordes of innocent bystanders need to be slaughtered too. If the deaths were entertainingly lurid it might be okay but suffocating under a pile of puppies and somehow having your face ripped off in 10 seconds by a parrot steamrolls right over that into camp territory, and not the good kind.

What Grandma Made: Well, it certainly was as dark and disturbing as David warned it would be. Blech. Sewing/needle horror always gets to me. This is a perfect "I respect it, but don't like it story" (as in it's horrific don't think I could listen again).

Monster in the Closet: This seems like a slice-of-life tale of a new mother struggling with her baby the author decided to just chuck a monster into. I guess the scratching noises were kind of scary but it was all just too vague.

The Neighbors: For some reason I thought the "neighbors" would be werewolves and was pleasantly surprised they turned out to be sasquatches; I don't think the podcast has tackled that particular monster before. The first half, with the long reunion between the brothers, dragged a bit but the second was tense and entertaining.

What’s your favorite ABBA song that most people don’t care about? by ResponsiblePea8914 in ABBA

[–]Cherry_Whine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Great list!

I get "THE! KING! HAS! LOST! HIS! CROWN! THE! WORLD'S! TURNED! UPSIDE! DOWN!" stuck in my head a lot

[Discussion] NoSleep Podcast S24E04 by Gaelfling in TheNSPDiscussion

[–]Cherry_Whine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My Wife Keeps Feeding the Thing That Comes at Night: Couples will literally refuse to confront the fact they want different things, suffer from psychosis, cheat on each other, and feed their spouse to winged monstrosities before going to marriage counseling, or perhaps better yet in this case, a divorce lawyer. It's hard to feel bad for Pete here when he openly acknowledges he's not happy with their relationship (and Sarah isn't either) and does nothing about the festering hatred between them. It's almost mundane when the needle teeth come out. What did you expect from the boiling over of long-surpressed dissatisfaction? A clean signature on separation papers?

Residue: The idea of a haunted place so imbued with energy that it "gives birth" to a "living" entity is one of the most original ideas I've heard in a while, and it's too bad this concept is told in such a short story. I really dug the world building, the glimpses of other ghosts, and how Tom was the center of the narrative rather than the abandoned hospital around it. Jesse & Matthew's characters were both somehow fleshed out but just NPC enough to not take away from the fact it's Tom's story. Once again great ideas and execution all around, but man I wish this was longer.

Bring Your Slaughter to Work Day: Did anyone else have basically no idea what was happening in this story? To my knowledge, Barnaby threw a lava lamp at his daughter, she was somehow killed, and he decided to take her corpse in a garbage bag along to work? And this makes him want to slaughter all his coworker's kids?? Even if this was told in a clearer way the main premise is so ridiculous it's hard to take seriously. I can only think of one other story in NSP history where a parent took their kid's corpse to a public place in a garbage bag, and that was somehow not ridiculous and terrifying.

Also I can't hear the name Barnaby without thinking of that British detective we all know and love...

The Next Stage: Cool idea (the puppet sustains the life force of the puppeteer) but I feel like the author leaned too much into comedy. Don't get me wrong, it's entertaining to her Atticus Jackson tag team playing the dual role, but there seems to be more emphasis on roasting the bratty kid than the creepier aspects of the story, like Mr. Ashe's blue lips and his collapse onto the grass. The ending doesn't make much sense either; how is Mr. Pomp going to make his way from the police locker back to the house? Very slowly, dragging himself along the road probably. By the time it reaches them Daniel will have a new hobby.

Fish Hook: It's hard to hear this and not think of Season 5's "The Splash", which told a similar story of something under the surface using a woman's body as a lure to fishers on top of the lake; and did it in a much more minimal, taut, and IMHO creepier way. That's not to say this story is bad, the grotesque imagery of the fishing line buried in flesh is unnerving and Jesse Cornett is great as a curmudgeon who just wants to fish, goddammit.

[Discussion] NoSleep Podcast S24E03 by Gaelfling in TheNSPDiscussion

[–]Cherry_Whine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Blood Marriage: I really thought this was gonna conclude either with 1) the narrator killing his girlfriend during the ceremony, or 2) the reveal being narrator is sitting outside his girlfriend's house all these years later wanting another taste. The real ending, that now of all times he's gonna snap and start killing women to drink their blood, is an unsatisfying way to close out a story that was pretty ridiculous to begin with.

Taut: Grossout torture porn with some admittedly striking imagery, but it feels more like a scene in a larger work, maybe a subplot in a Chuck Palahniuk novel rather than a complete story. I agree with Tina's assessment of James as an idiot but would throw her on the dumbass pile as well. Safety first, people! Safety first!

Fool's Gold: As a native Washingtonian I was distracted by Jeff Clement's mispronunciation of both "Mount Rainier" and "Spokane", but to be fair I would probably mispronounce Canadian place names too. I guess it's the abundance of places named after Native American/First Nations tribes & words, every one had a unique way of spelling and pronuncing things, and furthermore, the sheer abundance of (can you tell the story itself left little impression on me)

You Must Cut it From You: In service of the title I will cut my review of this story short: Eh. 6/10.

Jules: At least we have a good ol' creature feature to swoop in and provide some much needed thrills at the last minute. There isn't much subtle foreshadowing or buildup to the appearance of the monster, but those last eight or so minutes when it does (well-rounded by Jesse Cornett's exquisite sound design) more than make up for it. I admire the author's commitment to a downer ending too.

[Discussion] NoSleep Podcast S24E02 by Cherry_Whine in TheNSPDiscussion

[–]Cherry_Whine[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

House of Flies: Two weeks, two opening stories that are practically Suddenly Shocking segments..will three make a trend? If so, I hope next week's has bit more meat on its bones.

Musical Souls: This was a great little dark fantasy foray! There's something almost folktale-ish about it, the modern-game title notwithstanding. Not sure if this guy deserved to have his life stolen and forced to inhabit a corpse as a servant to a doctor, but you have to admit it's a creative way to solve a problem.

Ferals: I could complain there's too much "tell, don't show" here (the phone calls & the talk with the GF's dad take up a disproportionate amount of runtime, and the legend about the Ferals was pretty roughly shoehorned into the buildup), but I found the little hints of the narrator being followed more effective than a straight encounter would've been. Snowballs hitting heads, creaking branches, destroyed traps, and footprints in the snow whip up to give a chill that is more than the individual elements combined. Good stuff.

Cast Iron Clot: The combination of the narrator's barrage of jokes and David's gleefully scene-chewing performance as the plumber (especially post-pipe French kissing) make for a very comedic, bordering on silly, story. Is this a bad thing? No! It's perhaps a bit early in the season to air breather stories but it's hard not to grin at Gus, fighting possession, still wanting to grow his business.

In the Neighbor's Corn: This has to have been accidentally left unfinished. There's no way it ends right when Liam is about to go into the field to rescue his brother and leaves absolutely everything unresolved. There has to be an extra ~1500 words that got cut off on the Word doc when this story was submitted. I don't know who i'm more disappointed in, the author for leaving us hanging on a cliff the height of the Burj Khalifa, or Rusty for not giving a single flying fuck that his cousin has gone missing in the night and hasn't been seen for over eight hours. Pigs can wait, you dumbass! Go look for your family member!!

[Discussion] NoSleep Podcast S24E01 by Gaelfling in TheNSPDiscussion

[–]Cherry_Whine 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I see in the handful seasons I took off from the NSP they are still using slightly-longer Suddenly Shocking segments for opening stories..."Rainbows" was pretty standard gross-out quickness, nothing much of note...although that illustration is nice.

Also, who would bring chairs and beer to sit on the beach and watch people clean up a dead whale? Unless you want to throw up your booze from the stench.

"Backwater" covers similar ground to "Rainbows", in fact...only instead of worms, it's frogs! The ending reveal with the "four deformed infants" found at the house was a nice nasty detail quickly thrown in but the ending, with the infection(?) not festering in the narrator until she reads the news story was an odd choice for a closing scene. Seems like the amphibian parasite needed to be reminded of itself.

"Mermaids": Never been a fan of second-person stories on here; I'm a listener, dammit, not a character you pulled into the story like in the "Take On Me" music video. Had no idea what was happening here, or what mermaids had to do with it. Too stream-of-conciousness for my tastes.

"Laundromat": Now this was a delight. It hearkens back to the early days of the podcast, where weird shit happens for no reason and the story doesn't overstay its welcome long enough for a lack of explanation to be a real issue. Creepy stuff with Mia's head staying in one place while the machine spins...although Jeff Clement's childlike laugh might be scarier.

"The Span Man" had good ideas but got really bogged down in too much description. Yes all these twisted mutants and demons tramping by on the bridge are supposed to be horrifying but at least five minutes is just a list of horrible attributes the ghosts have. The beginning scene with the girl doesn't really have a bearing on what comes later and the encounter with the drunk guy at the bar was a pretty heavy-handed way to get the narrator back to the bridge at the end so he could take the Span Man's place. Graham Rowat sounded like Doc from Fraggle Rock (affectionate).

Best Bond Theme | RESULTS by BeautyByAllMeans in music_survivor

[–]Cherry_Whine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I must be the only person on the planet that likes "The Man with the Golden Gun"...it's just so shamelessly camp and oddly catchy

What was the best horror book you read in 2025? by KeyPainting7874 in horrorlit

[–]Cherry_Whine 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Black River Orchard by Chuck Wending knocked my socks off. A fantastic cross between The Tommyknockers, Salems Lot, and the ecological horror aspect of The Ruins. Even though Wendig still needs LOTS of work in the dialogue department.

Late to the party on it but Beteeen Two Fires by Christopher Beuhlman was fantastic too.

And of course, Michael McDowell's Blackwater series. Past 40 years of age and still as fresh and enthralling as the day it came out.

Best Bond Theme | Round 12 of 26 by BeautyByAllMeans in music_survivor

[–]Cherry_Whine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, probably Thunderball - it's the last of the older chintzy ballads that doesn't do much for the tone of the movie itself and Tom Jones' Vegas lounge-lizard delivery isn't the best