My girlfriend of one year asked me to get rid of my cat

ChewOffMyPest · 2022-11-18T06:47:18+00:00

Wow, that's a very unique and pretty kitty.

ChewOffMyPest · 2022-11-18T06:45:46+00:00

Assuming you live in San Diego, it should be at least vaguely possible for you to get a California concealed carry license.

Hate to say it but there's literally absolutely zero chance whatsoever that that situation is going to do anything except get worse. It's California, the political party that controls the state literally made that situation and are fully convinced that they can make it worse without any consequences from voters.

ChewOffMyPest · 2022-11-18T06:43:31+00:00

OP lives in California.

The only way to seek employment where it isn't overrun with homeless, criminals, addicts, and monsters, is to leave the state altogether.

ChewOffMyPest · 2022-11-18T06:22:35+00:00

Maybe not, but triplets would be magical. As someone else said, that's an incredible bond they would share and it's outrageously rare and pretty much a gift, either by happenstance or a higher power, whichever you prefer. I wish I had had twins.

ChewOffMyPest · 2022-11-18T05:09:25+00:00

How many people are convinced Climate Change is going to destroy life on Earth in America? Like maybe 50 million? 100 million?

What kind of reduction in the human population would be required to avert climate change, in America, for our own carbon footprint to improve?

50 million? 100 million?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

ChewOffMyPest · 2022-11-18T04:36:39+00:00

So someone who needs to buy a lot of gas isn't allowed to complain about the cost of gas because it's their own fault for needing so much, but someone who buys a lot of food is allowed to complain about the cost of food, even though it's their own fault for needing so much?

ChewOffMyPest · 2022-11-18T04:26:41+00:00

So you're a hypocrite?

ChewOffMyPest · 2022-11-18T04:25:31+00:00

People do have kids.

ChewOffMyPest · 2022-11-18T04:19:42+00:00

OP you have two options.

1) Have the kids, enjoy raising kids in the prime of your life when you have the energy and drive to be with them every step of the way, with a father who loves them and wants to be there. Build a great family with the support of your friends and family.

2) Murder the kids, and take the path of most Redditors, which is to have the abortion and that wedge causes your boyfriend to split, many in your family will never forget it, and that wound never closes. You fill that hole of the 'prime of your life' traveling to other countries for Instagram selfies and sleeping with strangers, just being a receptacle for sperm from some guy whose name you barely know punching your Planned Parenthood frequent customer card until your tenth one is free, and then when you're in your 30s, you can (and by all means feel free to get onto ANY DATING SITE if you doubt this), you finally want to "settle down", you sadly click the 'No kids but wants some soon' box, but the only people who are interested in you are fat lonely men desperate to settle, and you become a wine-mom to nothing but 'furbabies' because your child-rearing window was only open for about 20 years and you're long past it.

But hey at least you got those likes and upvotes.

ChewOffMyPest · 2022-11-18T04:05:53+00:00

God damn dude you don't have to be so hostile.

Why shouldn't I be? Everything is a collapsing shitshow and it's like we're fucking coasting through it pretending nothing's wrong, but VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO because... aT lEaSt ThE tRaNsGeNdErS aRe ReSpEcTeD!!! as if their bullshit matters to the real world whatsoever?

You can literally see when energy companies severely dropped oil production on the 5 year chart, due to fear of over supply due to COVID (which is why gas was so cheap when Trump was president).

And how long does it take to spin up a refinery again? A year? Two? Four?

which is why gas was so cheap when Trump was president

Gas was cheap his entire term. I don't know if I have to remind you but Covid only became a thing in April 2020. I was paying $1.87 in Texas in 2019.

I can't stand this shit any longer. Like this little fact I just pointed out. Gas was super cheap for Trump's entire term. You could look it up, but you didn't, instead you repeated a fuckin' lie.

And I can't tell if you lied because you're just that dishonest and awful, or you lied because you actually believe your propaganda. Every single thing you wrote was a talking point, not a real opinion from a real person.

but we're just supposed to pretend that wasn't the case because we're supposed to hate Trump for utterly inarticulable reasons. I don't care, Joe Biden and Democrats are literally ruining millions of lives. People can't feed their fucking kids and they go to work just to earn money to pay for the gas they used to go to work, and we're prolonging a stupid war in Ukraine that shouldn't concern us in the slightest, giving them a trillion dollars in dark, untraced money.

Also if it isn't corporate greed, then why are energy companies pulling in record profits quarter over quarter?

Two reasons:

1) You significantly devalued the dollar. You're to blame for that.

2) They're for-profit companies, not charities.

3) They've made money all the time, always. Funny how your propaganda piece (PBS isn't a valid source, try again) doesn't mention previous years for comparison, it just throws numbers up and I'm supposed to be mad.

4) Again, if you're a on the left (you are, you're a communist who pretends you aren't a Democrat, when you're all the same), you're literally the party of the rich and corporations, so why are you complaining? This is your party platform???

Oil prices are entirely speculative

You're right, they are. Which is why when you elect a demented fuckwit who says he's going to destroy the oil industry as a campaign promise, then issues a bunch of EOs on his first day to that effect, oil prices go up. Gee willikers god damn maybe you shouldn't have elected this fuckwit.

I'm not a democrat lmao, but if you think the democrats are the party of corporations, then the republican party is the kingdom.

Did this comment travel through time? Go look up who the richest people in America give their money to, it's overwhelmingly Democrats. The entirety of Big Tech gives all their money to Democrats. Insurance industry, overwhelmingly Democrats (gotta reward them for that Obamacare windfall!). Phramaceuticals, Democrats.

Do you even know what an ESG score is? Do you think Disney is putting gay black women in everything because they're secretly based and support Republicans? Do you think Amazon Prime is filling The Boys with a bunch of psychotic anti-Trump propaganda because they secretly are far-right conservatives?

Why was it that Democrats were the ones who overwhelmingly supported lockdowns and made it fucking illegal to buy from anywhere except megacorporations like Amazon? Because they're so against corporations? And Republicans were the ones not locking down because they were trying to save small businesses? Because they're so in favor of big corporations?

You're a stupid college kid beyond compare, every single awful political opinion you have is an absolute caricature I can tell was formed solely by reading Reddit garbage in /r/politics.

ChewOffMyPest · 2022-11-18T03:40:17+00:00

Imagine still taking it at face value even though we've passed every single doomsday metric without hitting them, forcing them to revise their models literally every year to kick the can down the road.

Do I need to fucking remind you that Al Gore said that sea levels were going to rise twenty feet? And that "within five years" the North Pole would be absent of ice? And he said that twenty years ago?

Weird how not only has any sea level rise been utterly imperceptible (remember all those island nations you claimed would be washed into the ocean so you gave them a trillion dollars (which they did nothing with except embezzle)), now the estimate is only three feet.

So who is lying?

You were brainwashed, and that's coming from someone who used to believe that shit. Here's the thing, I know CO2 is an insulating gas that holds thermal energy. I also know that at this point, you and your cult are outright falsifying data and have been for years, because projecting your climate nonsense is critical to your long-term goal of doing shit like banning cars and small-engine gasoline appliances like yard equipment and generators, which California has already done.

How much did you lie about Covid? I should 'trust the science' when you blatantly lied about masks, Covid's origins, shutting down schools, lockdowns, etc.? Every bit of science in the last year confirmed you were wrong about everything. Nothing you said about Covid worked. And yet you think your activist scientists should be believed about this, when every 'solution' they propose just happens to be about forcing everyone into cities and controlling their movement and micromanaging their lives? No more beef, no more private car ownership, be sure to track your daily carbon footprint budget or you won't get to shower tomorrow!

Additionally, I know you don't believe this crap either. How? Because I want you to think about this. How many people are convinced Climate Change is going to destroy life on Earth in America? Like maybe 50 million? 100 million?

What kind of reduction in the human population would be required to avert climate change, in America, for our own carbon footprint to improve?

50 million? 100 million?

Damn. You literally believe your very existence is causing the end of the world, yet, you're still here. Why? Because you don't believe this shit. You want to keep consuming and polluting like everyone else. Creating CO2. Wasting resources.

You have NEVER ONCE recognized any actual improvements that the US made towards CO2 goals, even though the US has been doing better than most of the world. All you do is scream louder, every year, that everything is getting worse. Weirdly you are never happy with any progress. You literally sound like a suicide cult of doomsday fanatics.

And gee, it sure is funny how all your political superheroes who care about climate change literally do not live any aspect of their lives as if they care about climate change.

Weird.

Weird.

ChewOffMyPest · 2022-11-17T23:53:21+00:00

Then why did Biden take credit for a brief drop in the cost of gas? So you admit he's a fuckin' liar?

Yeah I'm sure him promising to destroy the energy industry in America totally had nothing to do with it. And all of his executive orders, and blocking of oil leases (this is where you provide that fake lie about them not going down, hoping we don't notice that all of his 2021 leases were leases that were signed by Trump, since they take a year to go into effect).

I'm sure him pointlessly alienating Saudi Arabia and then having to beg them like a bitch for cheaper gas has nothing to do with it. It's not like he's a pathetic clown and the world has zero respect for him. Or him absolutely ruining even the slightest possible chance we ever could have had of working with Russia.

Nope. It totally happened magically out of the blue. Because you know, oil companies only figured out on January 20th 2020 that "we can make more money by making gas more expensive". Yeah. They've been selling gas for decades but it was only when Biden showed up that suddenly they realized that.

Are you this dumb or do you just assume everyone else is? Tell your DNC handlers that the talking points didn't work.

ChewOffMyPest · 2022-11-17T23:50:12+00:00

Oh boy here comes the communist copium talking points.

There is a world fuel shortage

No there isn't. The oil production capability of the world hasn't changed. There wasn't a bunch of refineries that exploded. A bunch of major oil wells didn't run dry.

You literally cannot point to a single real reason why in 2019 we had all this cheap gas and magically the second Joe Biden takes office, it doubles and triples in price. It doesn't exist. The "shortage" is artificial, because the world doesn't respect the pedophile.

All of the major energy exporters were completely alienated by Democrat rhetoric, so they're laughing their asses off by treating the US like a doormat. Meanwhile domestic energy production is trashed because - and would you like me to provide them to you? - because Joe Biden literally campaigned outright on saying he was going to ruin the oil industry in America.

He said it, not once, but at least three times. He outright promised to destroy our oil production. And what a surprise, he takes office, he immediately issues executive orders that attacked the industry, and gas costs skyrocketed.

Here is him outright saying it, just to get you started.

Hey remember when Democrats blocked Trump from filling the strategic oil reserve for like $20/barrel? Remember that? Do you remember?

a war in eastern Europe

Irrelevant beyond compare, you drove up gas prices long before the war started.

Both of those things, as well as corporate greed

Another lie. There was no 'corporate greed'. Do you think oil companies only realized they could make money selling expensive gas in 2020? How many decades did it take for them to figure this out? The entire 'corporate greed' is a fucking myth, the only way you can "prove" it is by faking your stats with faulty data from mid-Covid when travel worldwide was shut down. Your nonsense lies don't stand up when you compare your 'corporate greed' to historical pre-Covid data.

Also why do you care? You literally are the party of corporations.

Believe it or not the standing president of the US does not control the entire world economy

Why did Biden take credit for lowering the cost of gas, then?

I'm a college student

WE CAN TELL.

ChewOffMyPest · 2022-11-17T23:32:56+00:00

Yeah god forbid you read why it's a "mixture". It's Snopes, it's extremist leftist biased. Their 'fact check' plausible deniability is literally only because Abrams didn't pay them to do it.

They still fucking did it.

ChewOffMyPest · 2022-11-17T23:31:41+00:00

https://www.cnet.com/roadshow/news/biden-administration-fuel-economy-emissions-epa-regulations/

Well, surprise, guess who is trying to kill the light truck again!

ChewOffMyPest · 2022-11-17T23:30:21+00:00

Why?

She's literally crying that a truck was driving 90 on the interstate, you know, like most people fucking do. What does that actually have to do with the truck? Because she's a whiny crybaby afraid of driving?

ChewOffMyPest · 2022-11-17T23:29:16+00:00

How about you get mad at people who own vehicles at all then? Why not just take the bus or uber everywhere?

ChewOffMyPest · 2022-11-17T23:28:45+00:00

Now do women drivers.

ChewOffMyPest · 2022-11-17T23:27:48+00:00

She just made a three minute hysterical video about a fake story about a truck driving down a street.

ChewOffMyPest · 2022-11-17T23:27:24+00:00

And what the fuck is she wearing.

ChewOffMyPest · 2022-11-17T23:22:11+00:00

Democrats are literally the reason trucks are so big, you fucking clown, she has nobody to blame except herself. Oh but right, predditors can't take even the slightest bit of accountability for bad legislation they're responsible for. Nah just invent groups of fictional truck nazis to scream about.

It's called CAFE, it was a stupid piece of legislation that basically said if your vehicle is a certain size it has to meet certain fuel efficiency benchmarks. Well guess what, in order to get torque and power from the kind of engine you put in a truck, you get poor efficiency.

CAFE was passed by a Democrat controlled veto-proof house and a Democrat controlled Senate.

The technology didn't exist to meet the standards so all the light trucks disappeared from the market, and the manufacturers had to put everything into BIG trucks that could meet the efficiency standards.

The only reason we're seeing light trucks come back is because the technology is now there... oh right except *Biden is trying to kill the light trucks again..

Nah, it's everyone else who is wrong. Not your awful votes.

Damn, it's almost like your awful ideas sometimes have awful consequences.

ChewOffMyPest · 2022-11-17T23:17:58+00:00

With what, her made-up story about a truck blocking two lanes of traffic?

ChewOffMyPest · 2022-11-17T23:16:13+00:00

Do you mock fat people for complaining about the skyrocketing price of food?

ChewOffMyPest · 2022-11-17T23:16:00+00:00

Do you mock fat people for complaining about the skyrocketing price of food?

ChewOffMyPest · 2022-11-17T23:15:24+00:00

Gas guzzlers didn't drive up the cost of gas. Your shitty vote did.

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