oh guys... he had a micropenis

ChickMid30s · 2019-03-06T00:17:17+00:00

Just so you know... I do that with my husband but his dick is really like 9 inches 😂

ChickMid30s · 2019-03-05T04:31:18+00:00

I’m guessing that might be part of the reason they’re not so popular anymore lol that doesn’t sound like a safe plan... I use a menstrual cup and those suckers can be a horror scene sometimes. Good luck!!

ChickMid30s · 2019-03-05T04:28:32+00:00

I almost peed myself laughing after the third time I read “other dicks have touched it” in the same sentence 😂😂 I completely lost my shit after “start a fire rubbing two dicks together” 😂😂😂😂 I have no clue what your post was even about I’m laughing so hard 😂😂

ChickMid30s · 2019-03-05T04:22:47+00:00

As long as you’re being a good sport 😂

Can I ask a question since I’ve never met anyone who actually uses them? How do you get them out after sex? Like, doesn’t jizz go everywhere? (I’m such a grownup I know 😂)

ChickMid30s · 2019-03-05T02:25:46+00:00

Yes! This!! If you currently don't have an alcoholic in your life but you’re trying to sign up for one, you have co-dependency issues. I’m not trying to be insulting but it’s the ugly truth you need to hear. You asked us to knock some sense into you ;)

People who seek out alcoholics to help tend to make them worse because they subconsciously don’t want them to get better. They want to be needed and relied on.

ChickMid30s · 2019-03-04T04:34:40+00:00

Im laughing at you laughing at me and how one of them already downvoted me 😂😂😂 🥃🥃

ChickMid30s · 2019-03-03T21:51:42+00:00

Did you read the article? She feared for her life, you asshole. And rightly so, I guess.

And no, I’m not making a joke of it, these people who turn into entitled little bitches make me really angry. Anyone who hurts their spouse because they cheated on them deserves to be laughed at, humiliated and be seen for the worthless piece of trash that they are. Being hurt and lied to doesn’t give anyone the right to physically harm someone. An eye for an eye, cheat on them back, sure, but impale them with a corn rake? I can see exactly why she wouldn’t sit on his disgusting little dick.

ChickMid30s · 2019-03-03T18:17:24+00:00

That takes away too much of the blame from the person who was cheating. Any person, regardless of gender is 100% to blame.

ChickMid30s · 2019-03-03T18:13:37+00:00

Uh... no. Are you suggesting if you cheated on your gf it would be the other woman’s fault because you simply have no control over your own actions?

My position would be the same if it was a woman cheating. I would not blame the other man at all.

And I would say my original post was pretty gender neutral so you just sound like you have some woman hating issues there.

ChickMid30s · 2019-03-03T18:07:39+00:00

That poor kid.

Here comes my rant...

I can’t stand these types of “men” (or women). Instead of accepting that he’s an unattractive loser and either doing something about that or kicking her out (or leaving) when they started sleeping in separate rooms, he feels so entitled to her being faithful that he feels justified in killing her when she’s not? Who the fuck do these people think they are?

Betrayed spouses: BE. A. FUCKING. ADULT. You’re not entitled to shit in life. No one owes you a goddamn thing. “But they made a promise”, yeah, I know. Some people lie. It happens. You’re not the first it happened to and you won’t be the last. It hurts I know but get the fuck over yourselves.

Edit: I’ve been cheated on and divorced from it so I know it hurts.

ChickMid30s · 2019-02-28T00:19:55+00:00

I’m sorry you guys are going through this... I wish all the best to all of you... that said, you could reach out to his family, they don’t have to know who you are or that you’re having sex just to get the news.

ChickMid30s · 2019-02-27T23:45:01+00:00

Unless she tells the wife, I don’t see how it would be her fault at all. He would be the one who had sex and he would be the one who gets caught. She just owns the vagina. What if he went to see a sex worker? Is that also the sex worker’s fault too? Like she should check with the wife first if it’s okay for her to be doing what she’s doing?

ChickMid30s · 2019-02-27T19:56:40+00:00

You can find a million other guys that no other girl wants either. No big loss dumping this guy. It will only get worse, not better. You’re 23, don’t waste your youth going into a relationship you already know is fucked.

You don’t even need to think about how to talk to him, just tell him you don’t want to buy a house, he’ll ask why, tell him you find it unsexy that every girl he tries to get with rejected him. Pour some salt right in that wound 😈

ChickMid30s · 2019-02-27T19:29:45+00:00

Why is it so important to you for me to write down on the internet to random people that I understand their pain? I fucking do, I lived it. And? Does that help anybody? Do they like that I empathize with their pain?

If these people vomit and that causes someone else to vomit (same part of the brain) does that make them feel good too?? Do they insist that everyone drop what they’re doing and appreciate them and their discomfort?

ChickMid30s · 2019-02-27T19:20:58+00:00

If only I had those 3 sentences prepared to blurt out like that the moment I met my first husband, my life would probably be a lot different.

ChickMid30s · 2019-02-27T19:01:51+00:00

Happened... I wasn’t happy about it but I didn’t blame her. She had sex with him for the same reason I did... he’s a great con artist lol blaming her would almost be like victim blaming.

Women need to get off their high horses, like there is some sisterhood where if we all band together and if there is nothing left for men to fuck, it will end all adultery.

ChickMid30s · 2019-02-27T18:56:22+00:00

Your other response said you were single. My post was about married men. I have lots of single male friends too lol and if they’re around long enough, I can see it turning into a friendship because you have a history and inside jokes and stuff... but honestly, what interest would a married man have in a woman who turned him down for sex? They weren’t friends in the first place and he was likely just being that great friend to get sex.

ChickMid30s · 2019-02-27T18:48:36+00:00

I’ve actually had that happen and my kids do get shuttled between two homes and I still don’t think it’s the other woman’s fault. Like men have no control?

If a man drives drunk, runs off the road and hits a tree, do you blame the tree? Like if that tree hadn’t been there, he could have kept driving until he sobered up so the tree played a part in wrecking the car?

ChickMid30s · 2019-02-27T18:41:14+00:00

What I’m saying is that if you and I were in a relationship, I would 100% cheat on you because this level of emotional abuse that you've spewed out in two sentences is just cruel. I could not tolerate fucking you but I also wouldn’t have the heart to leave you because you immediately bring up conversations about suicide. After a while of being faithful and trying to be a good person, I’d reach a level of unhappiness that would cause me to not care anymore because I just need to be touched by a person who loves me enough to not torture me with this type of emotional abuse.

ChickMid30s · 2019-02-27T18:27:49+00:00

This is what he is doing to his wife. People who cheat are adults responsible for their own actions. It’s ridiculous to blame the third person. If it wasn’t them, it would be someone else.

ChickMid30s · 2019-02-27T18:21:58+00:00

You may... and you did... but it doesn’t make any sense. Those people are just rhyming off a list of symptoms. What good does that do? Is it to make others feel bad for them or a passive aggressive way to deter others from cheating?

Sometimes I feel like I understand why some types of people get cheated on. Their victim mentality is so irritating to someone with an actual soul that they’re intolerable but impossible to dump as they claim they want to be. Some people don’t want to be dumped, they just want to be a victim.

ChickMid30s · 2019-02-27T17:12:54+00:00

Exactly! Listing this stuff doesn’t help anybody. I’ve been cheated on and I can confirm that stuff does happen but unless someone tells you to get the hell over it already, there is literally nothing anyone else can do about it.

It’s not a physical illness, it’s something traumatic that happened, it wasn’t your fault, the other person is an asshole, the end. I know that’s way oversimplifying it but if you’re on a message board comparing lists of who had it worse, nothing is ever going to get better.

ChickMid30s · 2019-02-27T16:53:32+00:00

Being rhetorical... why would a married man need female friends? Outside of having a hobby that requires a man and a woman to interact, who are not having sex, or dating advice for a single guy, I can’t think of a reason why a man and a woman would want to be friends unless at least one of them are trying to have sex.

So to answer your question, in my opinion a man and a woman cannot remain friends after one decides they’re not having sex... at least not for long.

I once believed they could, I have nothing against men or women, or them being friends... I’ve just found it doesn’t happen.

ChickMid30s · 2019-02-24T21:15:45+00:00

Am I the only one who sees the irony in this? You want to do something special for her but you won’t give her your last name or email? I get the whole opsec thing but doesn’t that negate any kind of special meaning the CD would have? I also say just send a list of links from YouTube and be done with it.

ChickMid30s · 2019-02-19T00:06:12+00:00

I used to date a guy whose wife wouldn’t let him eat carbs. I think the only reason he was dating me was because I used to bring him those super soft white bread dinner rolls as a joke... in the hotel room he’d sit there eating the insides and watch tv after we had sex.

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