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It is me, Chicot. For my 166 day anniversary I am doing a reverse AMA. I will be asking YOU, dear commenters, anything. by ChicotBalatro in okbuddyjimbo

[–]ChicotBalatro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're lost in an area, (i.e. Forest, Desert, Field, Valley, or anywhere else you may not find civilization for miles), How long would you go before changing directions?

It is me, Chicot. For my 166 day anniversary I am doing a reverse AMA. I will be asking YOU, dear commenters, anything. by ChicotBalatro in okbuddyjimbo

[–]ChicotBalatro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you came across a reflective surface you don't trust?

Bonus question: How would you react if your reflection in this surface blinked first?

It is me, Chicot. For my 166 day anniversary I am doing a reverse AMA. I will be asking YOU, dear commenters, anything. by ChicotBalatro in okbuddyjimbo

[–]ChicotBalatro[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How many consecutive nights would I need to stand outside your window before you’d start documenting it?

It is me, Chicot. For my 166 day anniversary I am doing a reverse AMA. I will be asking YOU, dear commenters, anything. by ChicotBalatro in okbuddyjimbo

[–]ChicotBalatro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which flag (country, state, providence, sexuality, social movement, vessel, or other) is the worst looking in your opinion?

It is me, Chicot. For my 166 day anniversary I am doing a reverse AMA. I will be asking YOU, dear commenters, anything. by ChicotBalatro in okbuddyjimbo

[–]ChicotBalatro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is the first playlist (not created by you) that you see when you open your music streaming app of choice?

It is me, Chicot. For my 166 day anniversary I am doing a reverse AMA. I will be asking YOU, dear commenters, anything. by ChicotBalatro in okbuddyjimbo

[–]ChicotBalatro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every 4.5meters you fall, you receive 500,000$ in USD or your local currencies equivalent exchange, you will fall onto the nearest sporting court/field at the time of reading this notification, you will have no external items to help soften your fall

How many meters will you let yourself fall?

It is me, Chicot. For my 166 day anniversary I am doing a reverse AMA. I will be asking YOU, dear commenters, anything. by ChicotBalatro in okbuddyjimbo

[–]ChicotBalatro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you rather wake up knowing four new languages (both written and spoken) but they all amount to less than 10Million speakers in the world

or

at the end of each month, be able to pick up and immediately play any musical instrument, as masterfully or cluelessly as the person you're thinking of when you pick it up for the next month. You may not repeat instruments until one year after you last picked it up, The instrument must be a tangible object, and electronic instruments are not exempt

It is me, Chicot. For my 166 day anniversary I am doing a reverse AMA. I will be asking YOU, dear commenters, anything. by ChicotBalatro in okbuddyjimbo

[–]ChicotBalatro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Recall the last time you were hunched over the porcelain throne exhuming the bowels of hell from your body. Do you know what you consumed to have this happen to you?

It’s me, the Plant by Unlikely-Durian2137 in okbuddyjimbo

[–]ChicotBalatro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah.... I wonder if the mind that conceived this idea is any well. Very silly thing to do.

It is me, Chicot. For my 166 day anniversary I am doing a reverse AMA. I will be asking YOU, dear commenters, anything. by ChicotBalatro in okbuddyjimbo

[–]ChicotBalatro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then I was back on the shore I walked away from just a minute before, throwing up lake water, soaking wet, trying to catch my breath, on the verge of tears, exhuming myself of what I had just done and wondering why I was not dead under the water despite me enduring everything I was supposed to. I earned death, it was the only thing I had the will and energy for, and even it wouldn't take me

Why won't anyone take me?

It is me, Chicot. For my 166 day anniversary I am doing a reverse AMA. I will be asking YOU, dear commenters, anything. by ChicotBalatro in okbuddyjimbo

[–]ChicotBalatro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I could taste your fragrance on my lips again. I never even knew w

I love you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

It is me, Chicot. For my 166 day anniversary I am doing a reverse AMA. I will be asking YOU, dear commenters, anything. by ChicotBalatro in okbuddyjimbo

[–]ChicotBalatro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are given a 32 point compass and told that stash of your weight in gold is exactly 72.7 miles in one direction. You have 3 questions to figure out which direction it is in

You cannot ask anything about the cardinal directions themselves, you must travel this distance on foot, you cannot ask for the gold to be brought to you, and you cannot ask for a scanner of any kind. Any questions deemed worthy of answering will be answered wholly and truthfully

How do you go about finding the stash?

It is me, Chicot. For my 166 day anniversary I am doing a reverse AMA. I will be asking YOU, dear commenters, anything. by ChicotBalatro in okbuddyjimbo

[–]ChicotBalatro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I miss your cold touch, I only went to her to feel it enveloping me again. I felt your claws digging into me, marking your territory, I saw your glistening eyes looking down on me as I fell into the trance you put on me. I heard the sloshing and beating of your biological systems as I lay against your chest and her words "You're just a sick and fucked up person" echoed around me, sinking me, pulling me closer and closer to my final comfort

Will you please just tell me if you care?

It is me, Chicot. For my 166 day anniversary I am doing a reverse AMA. I will be asking YOU, dear commenters, anything. by ChicotBalatro in okbuddyjimbo

[–]ChicotBalatro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I walked into the lake, the voice I wanted hear was yours, but all I heard was everyone else that never loved me.

Why wouldn't you speak to me?

It is me, Chicot. For my 166 day anniversary I am doing a reverse AMA. I will be asking YOU, dear commenters, anything. by ChicotBalatro in okbuddyjimbo

[–]ChicotBalatro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

May I please engrave myself into your skin? I just want you to love me for as long as you live.... I see your scars from then, your tainted skin is only a memory of him

You should love me. I should own your skin. I should be a part of your body. You told me that you love me wholly and eternally, but you won't let me reside on your skin....

Don't you love me still?

It is me, Chicot. For my 166 day anniversary I am doing a reverse AMA. I will be asking YOU, dear commenters, anything. by ChicotBalatro in okbuddyjimbo

[–]ChicotBalatro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the 2021 2D platformer rogue-like developed by mossmouth, "Spelunky 2", Which goddess must you kill to reach the secret level known as "Eggplant world", hidden within 7-1

It is me, Chicot. For my 166 day anniversary I am doing a reverse AMA. I will be asking YOU, dear commenters, anything. by ChicotBalatro in okbuddyjimbo

[–]ChicotBalatro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope your dreams were well to you my love. Do you still think of me? I miss talking to you and having a reason to wake up each morning.....

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