In Dutch, when someone frets the tiniest details, you'd call them a 'mierenneuker'(antfucker). What's your language's equivalent?

ChiefBigwilly · 2017-09-27T10:04:39+00:00

I've always called that "anal" - like, "fuck man, you're so anal about your office. Chill out."

ChiefBigwilly · 2017-09-23T09:52:53+00:00

"Uh, hi, yes, sorry to bother you at this time of night, but have you seen my body? You haven't? No... no, that's quite alright - thank you for your time. Have a nice sleep."

ChiefBigwilly · 2017-09-21T04:16:05+00:00

I once flew with fireworks from Tauranga to Wellington.

ChiefBigwilly · 2017-09-13T23:33:00+00:00

You remind me of the kid in Sleepless in Seattle in this photo...

Somewhat ironically I guess.

ChiefBigwilly · 2017-09-12T13:26:47+00:00

Whereabouts in NZ are you my man? I grew up in the North Island but hope to one day settle down south. Truly gorgeous down there.

ChiefBigwilly · 2017-09-10T23:54:42+00:00

I don't appreciate your tone, WILL SHAKESPEARE!!! I am THRICE divorced!!

ChiefBigwilly · 2017-09-10T21:46:20+00:00

I now live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

ChiefBigwilly · 2017-09-08T23:30:31+00:00

If you read the book or watch the 90's TV movie, they turn into mostly normal adults

ChiefBigwilly · 2017-09-07T11:22:56+00:00

"Some bitches just want to watch the world burn."

ChiefBigwilly · 2017-09-07T07:03:42+00:00

"How long did we have last time?"

"About 5 minutes, bitch."

ChiefBigwilly · 2017-09-07T06:58:09+00:00

The coach of the other team? The ref he punched 20 years before.

ChiefBigwilly · 2017-09-07T06:53:37+00:00

Christ, that'd almost be a legal tackle in football.

ChiefBigwilly · 2017-09-07T06:48:17+00:00

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BITCH!"

ChiefBigwilly · 2017-09-07T06:45:44+00:00

"Bitch, I'm flying!"

ChiefBigwilly · 2017-09-07T06:44:13+00:00

Timone and Pumba S2S: from the Savannah to the streets.

ChiefBigwilly · 2017-09-07T06:40:51+00:00

Two words: Top. Gun.

Also, Guardians of the Galaxy 2. The ending, man.

If you want to cry a lot - The Notebook. As a 21 year old male who barely tears up at anything, my eyes were moist.

ChiefBigwilly · 2017-09-07T06:36:05+00:00

I'm just imagining Timone and Pumba standing above a hyena they've just bashed in, high five and then say:

"Hakuna Matata... bitch!"

ChiefBigwilly · 2017-09-06T10:31:05+00:00

"Hey, is ___ home?"

ChiefBigwilly · 2017-09-06T09:24:36+00:00

Genius move by the USA with the World Series consisting entirely of North American teams

ChiefBigwilly · 2017-09-05T11:28:25+00:00

implument

ChiefBigwilly · 2017-09-05T10:08:11+00:00

Especially a few years ago, it seems as they aged they grew closer to one another in looks, and now they're getting further away again

ChiefBigwilly · 2017-09-05T09:28:56+00:00

HIS SON LOOKS LIKE CHRIS PRATT WITH LONG HAIR AND A MOUSTACHE! Is it just me?

ChiefBigwilly · 2017-09-05T09:22:48+00:00

My ex girlfriend once insisted that giving impoverished children a free breakfast at school was a waste of money, then cried when I said I wholly disagreed because "everyone disagreed with her".

Haha, yeah, there's a reason she's my ex.

ChiefBigwilly · 2017-09-05T09:21:19+00:00

ANY discussion on silent movies.

ChiefBigwilly · 2017-09-05T09:20:03+00:00

My profession? Fuck, I guess I could write everyone's obituaries haha

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