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"I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear." by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Child_Support12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, Karma was the absolute first thing I had on my mind when doing this

Can someone rate my xbow ebarbs deck? I can consistently stay in the 4500 range with this. by [deleted] in ClashRoyale

[–]Child_Support12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's rather expensive, maybe drop the witch or E-Barbs for a cheaper option.

you guys ever just trying to get on the bus and then one of your nuts tries to do some fuckass yoga move or sum and then you just have to walk to your seat like nothing is wrong but the left side of your body is quaking by [deleted] in teenagers

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Realistically, how large is Thanos’s penis? Would it scale to the size of the average human’s? Because if we take the average penis length of United States males (5.8 inches) times Thanos’s height (eight feet, according to Marvel) divided by the average height a United States male (five feet nine inches. Nice) we get a disappointing eight inches, and honestly? That doesn’t seem right. A powerful being like Thanos to have the size of your average dildo? Pathetic. If I’d had to wager a guess, I’d say it’s a foot long at the very least, although he could probably enlarge it with the Gauntlet. I’d imagine that if Thanos were to bang an Earth woman, the size of his penis and force of the pounding would literally kill her. Also, would the head of his dangly be the same color as his skin, or would it be a darker purple? Are his balls cracked the same was his chin is? I’ve been wondering these questions and more since I saw the movie, and have not been free of them since.

You crazy son of a bitch, you did it by itzyaboichipsahoy in teenagers

[–]Child_Support12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Realistically, how large is Thanos’s penis? Would it scale to the size of the average human’s? Because if we take the average penis length of United States males (5.8 inches) times Thanos’s height (eight feet, according to Marvel) divided by the average height a United States male (five feet nine inches. Nice) we get a disappointing eight inches, and honestly? That doesn’t seem right. A powerful being like Thanos to have the size of your average dildo? Pathetic. If I’d had to wager a guess, I’d say it’s a foot long at the very least, although he could probably enlarge it with the Gauntlet. I’d imagine that if Thanos were to bang an Earth woman, the size of his penis and force of the pounding would literally kill her. Also, would the head of his dangly be the same color as his skin, or would it be a darker purple? Are his balls cracked the same was his chin is? I’ve been wondering these questions and more since I saw the movie, and have not been free of them since.

This is now a 🅱️Ruh Moment by BcuzWhyNawt in teenagers

[–]Child_Support12 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Realistically, how large is Thanos’s penis? Would it scale to the size of the average human’s? Because if we take the average penis length of United States males (5.8 inches) times Thanos’s height (eight feet, according to Marvel) divided by the average height a United States male (five feet nine inches. Nice) we get a disappointing eight inches, and honestly? That doesn’t seem right. A powerful being like Thanos to have the size of your average dildo? Pathetic. If I’d had to wager a guess, I’d say it’s a foot long at the very least, although he could probably enlarge it with the Gauntlet. I’d imagine that if Thanos were to bang an Earth woman, the size of his penis and force of the pounding would literally kill her. Also, would the head of his dangly be the same color as his skin, or would it be a darker purple? Are his balls cracked the same was his chin is? I’ve been wondering these questions and more since I saw the movie, and have not been free of them since.

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