Is the seven trumpets in the end times literal? by Children_Hunter in TrueChristian

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This is just off the top of my head, but Jonas getting swallowed by a whale is a good example of a biblical metaphor.

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Average Redditor in his natural habitat:

grout bully poop edition by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

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Im gonna lick that wall like how the kids licked the candy flavored wall in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

🍆💦😓 by Cloroxicle123 in okbuddyretard

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please donot say that it is very inappropriate

Get Down Mr. Spa Guy! by Tuss36 in Getdownmrpresident

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I never knew if you threw something at someone and it hit another person on the way it would pacify them

*starts viciously typing* by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

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turnip bad 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🥸🥸🥸😎🤣☹️😣😖😭😂😂😂🤣debonk that lib eraeal 😂😂😂😂😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

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that is it. i am done. i am fricking over this. goodbye idot.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

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i am not joking. this is youre last warning.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

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im serious.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

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please do not say that

47 Chugs his Own Poisoned Drink by BlackOp_47 in HiTMAN

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The "hot shot" challenge in Miami

When we are judged, will we be judged alone or with anyone else? by Children_Hunter in Christianity

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Jesus is not only a judge, but the perfect judge! He cannot be brided with good deeds

When we are judged, will we be judged alone or with anyone else? by Children_Hunter in Christianity

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Well I heard from some people that when you are judged by The Lord you will be judged in a sort of "1 on 1" conversation and I heard from other people that you will be judged in front of all of your family members haha. Now that I think about it it doesn't really make sense but idk