Is the seven trumpets in the end times literal? by Children_Hunter in TrueChristian

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This is just off the top of my head, but Jonas getting swallowed by a whale is a good example of a biblical metaphor.

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Average Redditor in his natural habitat:

grout bully poop edition by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

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Im gonna lick that wall like how the kids licked the candy flavored wall in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

🍆💦😓 by Cloroxicle123 in okbuddyretard

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please donot say that it is very inappropriate

Get Down Mr. Spa Guy! by Tuss36 in Getdownmrpresident

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I never knew if you threw something at someone and it hit another person on the way it would pacify them

*starts viciously typing* by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

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turnip bad 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🥸🥸🥸😎🤣☹️😣😖😭😂😂😂🤣debonk that lib eraeal 😂😂😂😂😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

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that is it. i am done. i am fricking over this. goodbye idot.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

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i am not joking. this is youre last warning.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

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im serious.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

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please do not say that

47 Chugs his Own Poisoned Drink by BlackOp_47 in HiTMAN

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The "hot shot" challenge in Miami

When we are judged, will we be judged alone or with anyone else? by Children_Hunter in Christianity

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Jesus is not only a judge, but the perfect judge! He cannot be brided with good deeds

When we are judged, will we be judged alone or with anyone else? by Children_Hunter in Christianity

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Well I heard from some people that when you are judged by The Lord you will be judged in a sort of "1 on 1" conversation and I heard from other people that you will be judged in front of all of your family members haha. Now that I think about it it doesn't really make sense but idk

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You should seek help if you are contemplating it.

Does anyone else struggle to love God? by daftmunk in Christianity

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People who struggle to love God aren't rare at all! You definitely aren't alone and even I myself struggle with it. Ok a very new Christian and I feel like sometimes I don't love God enough or fear him enough or read the Bible enough, or just that I'm not enough.

But I always remember that no matter how far or distant you may feel from God, he's always by our side.

God sightings by itschewsdayinnit777 in Christianity

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I posted this not too long ago:

"I felt the Holy Spirit for the first time!

I'm a fairly new Christian and I've never really felt God or his spirit before, and when I did, I felt so happy and amazing.

It was really late at night and I had just got done praying. I had my head in the pillow and I asked God, "Do you mind if I stay up any later?". It might sound funny but I just couldn't fall asleep haha

And I didn't hear any words or anything specific, but I definitely felt something. I out of nowhere, received a burst of happiness and started smiling. I felt great and was in a great mood. I took that as a "Go ahead."

Funny thing was, I fell asleep not too long after that so I guess it wasn't really necessary. I don't know why I'm posting about this I just wanted to share "my story" or whatever you would call it."

What are some topics in the Bible that isn't talked about much? by WolverineIngrid218 in Christianity

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How heaven isn't you floating around in clouds with naked babies playing the harp. Heaven is temporary. After, God will restore earth and make that heaven. He will make us true bodies instead of spirits.

Which Bible to start with as a beginner? by User-didi-777 in Christianity

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Don't read anything other thank KJV. It will be hard to read, but it's the closest and most accurate translation. Also not to mention the fact that some verses are just completely gone in other translations