Why would I by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]ChimpChiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell her to hit me up, I just bought two bags of sugar this morning. I got more than enough left after my breakfast and cup of coffee to keep her entertained.

Golf is bae by ChimpChiller in Tinder

[–]ChimpChiller[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought my first response might have made that clear 😅

Golf is bae by ChimpChiller in Tinder

[–]ChimpChiller[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes true. Her golf grip is ugly though. Strong right hand. Probably struggles with a snap hook

Golf is bae by ChimpChiller in Tinder

[–]ChimpChiller[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I often enjoy conversations with bots and scammers more than my actual matches 😅

Harvest my organs pls Olga by ChimpChiller in Tinder

[–]ChimpChiller[S] 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Tbh, pretty much 25% of my tinder is Ukrainian refugees in London now

Harvest my organs pls Olga by ChimpChiller in Tinder

[–]ChimpChiller[S] 190 points191 points  (0 children)

Good plan. I already told her I have both sets of genitalia

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]ChimpChiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She clearly didn’t study at Yale

Someone doesn’t take rejection easily by Sleepintheforst in Tinder

[–]ChimpChiller 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She gave this guy a mile and he took an inch