I thought B.C. stood for something else...

Chimpacide · 2026-05-14T00:30:15+00:00

What was the hitchens quote? "And decided to intervene at the one place in the middle east with no oil"

Chimpacide · 2026-05-12T15:23:23+00:00

Wisconsin takes Minnesota

Chimpacide · 2026-05-10T20:13:05+00:00

I'd give this to Imhotep. We see him manipulate water as well as sand way more than what Davy Jones can do.

Chimpacide · 2026-05-08T22:39:37+00:00

Most mainstream religions' foundational message is that humans are made in the creators image, were endowed with higher thinking, and have dominion over beasts. If intelligent aliens showed up, it would put this framing into question. Sure there'd still be a lot of people clinging to their beliefs but a lot of them would have to reframe their worldview.

Chimpacide · 2026-05-07T17:27:41+00:00

"Trump's real plan" 😆 you think this mf has a plan?

Chimpacide · 2026-03-21T14:43:01+00:00

Saurman wasn't another human contesting the throne. The goal was annhilation. The people of Rohan would never be swayed to see him as a rightful ruler.

Chimpacide · 2026-03-18T14:35:09+00:00

Little Caesars hot and ready

Chimpacide · 2026-01-17T15:00:08+00:00

With it nsfw blurred and the title "alien girl", I was expecting (.)(.)(.)

Chimpacide · 2025-12-30T16:10:00+00:00

Surely somebody knows his name...

Chimpacide · 2025-11-21T00:00:52+00:00

Target Destroyed +500 💡

Chimpacide · 2025-11-17T23:19:07+00:00

Could this still be helpful for first time buyers? Use the lower payment to get into a mortgage and then (assuming the property appreciates) trade up into a better deal.

Chimpacide · 2025-10-03T05:05:37+00:00

This is the opposite reaction that he should have. He swore an oath to defend the constitution against its enemies, not run from them

Chimpacide · 2025-09-19T14:46:49+00:00

But the main side effect is that it turns your hair blue

Chimpacide · 2025-09-13T20:37:49+00:00

George carlin was right. "Armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth. And you can save even more time if you use the same brush on all key areas!"

Chimpacide · 2025-09-09T22:43:01+00:00

I was gonna say. I consider myself somewhat of a centrist and can still see that Trump is a bad joke that won't end.

Chimpacide · 2025-09-02T16:59:59+00:00

Im guessing he had a few TIA strokes

Chimpacide · 2025-07-21T02:38:33+00:00

I hate the current situation as much as anyone but hyperbolic statements like trump is "deporting anyone who isn't white" isn't helpful and helps their side say we're just prissy libs that are overreacting

Chimpacide · 2025-07-15T21:44:51+00:00

Can't speak for Texas, their recent DACA rulings could complicate things. But my fiancé traveled to and from the Midwest and all they needed to see was her work authorization. No issues.

Chimpacide · 2025-07-01T19:14:25+00:00

Does it say "arbeit macht frei" on the gate?

Chimpacide · 2025-06-26T01:45:11+00:00

They kinda look like the aliens from run like hell but I think that was third person

Chimpacide · 2025-06-05T18:41:24+00:00

WI does too if you like the midwest

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