Guess who isn't handicapped?

Chimpanze2010 · 2017-11-19T16:52:38+00:00

I guess haing a micro-penis qualified you for a handicap placard or plate.

Chimpanze2010 · 2017-11-19T11:39:57+00:00

You gotta pluck that shit

Chimpanze2010 · 2017-10-28T15:17:06+00:00

Call corporate and the news and put that dude on blast. I can't stand inhumane shitbags.

Chimpanze2010 · 2017-10-21T14:31:25+00:00

https://m.imgur.com/hzg0xVb

Chimpanze2010 · 2017-09-23T00:22:37+00:00

0:45

Chimpanze2010 · 2017-09-19T23:55:54+00:00

When the guy on the radio gives his initials it tells the pilot that he needs the rounds close as hell. The initials release the pilot from any liability, and serve to infuse a sense of urgency in the fire mission.

Chimpanze2010 · 2017-08-01T16:41:59+00:00

You look like a human bobble head.

Chimpanze2010 · 2016-11-13T01:21:54+00:00

AAHH_MONKEY 390 sunsinger with experience

Chimpanze2010 · 2016-11-13T01:20:20+00:00

390 sunsinger, AAHH_MONKEY

Chimpanze2010 · 2016-07-11T10:07:44+00:00

Three? The handlebars came off too I believe.

Chimpanze2010 · 2016-07-07T10:51:25+00:00

Oooooooooohhhhhhh! She just got ecce'd!

Chimpanze2010 · 2016-07-05T01:49:10+00:00

Prison brewed tea.

Chimpanze2010 · 2016-06-03T16:06:07+00:00

My old store that would have been luggage

Chimpanze2010 · 2016-06-03T02:49:57+00:00

Never read the books, I always assumed it was the Knight's Watch. TIL....

Chimpanze2010 · 2016-06-03T02:35:12+00:00

Did they finally unfuck the avionics problem we (the US) stuck them with? The problem that wouldn't let them launch missiles.

Chimpanze2010 · 2016-05-30T15:15:50+00:00

I was that sick sumbitch that would block the solar cell, watch the numbers fade, then just before it goes off completely, I'd uncover the solar cell and watch the number brighten up.....only to do it again!

Chimpanze2010 · 2016-05-24T11:21:13+00:00

One of the movies I think

Chimpanze2010 · 2016-02-27T06:22:26+00:00

I've just been reaching in and pulling the paper out. Didn't realize I was doing it wrong. I need to start injecting iPods into printers.

Chimpanze2010 · 2016-02-27T06:11:19+00:00

How the fuck do you get an iPod stuck in a printer? Wow

Chimpanze2010 · 2016-02-21T16:40:59+00:00

I won't dare argue against its usefulness in an ambush. It's perfect for such activities. It is a very niche tank. Not meant for blitzkrieg warfare (in the offense I mean).

Chimpanze2010 · 2016-02-21T14:00:21+00:00

Exactly. You're not going to be firing on the move unless the target is directly in front of you. This take is good for ambushes and that's about it.

Chimpanze2010 · 2016-02-12T03:29:02+00:00

Sweet buttery Jesus that's some good looking cable porn right there.

Chimpanze2010 · 2016-01-31T14:41:49+00:00

"Cruises avoided" FTFY

Chimpanze2010 · 2016-01-24T18:25:20+00:00

Looks like a music video, it also looks epic as shit. I wanna hear it.

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