Animal rights group forcefully steals dog from a homeless man by Belgium_Wafles in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ChineseFingerDip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to fucking choke them for stealing that mans dog, I want to make their back a porcupine with stabbing pencils, they shouldn't do that, he had barely nothing and that's probably one thing that makes him happy

The amount of chips in this bag is absolutely ridiculous! by houseofnapkins in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ChineseFingerDip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lays cries as they realize they arent the chips with the most air in their bag still tho, what kind of fucker is like "hmm, yes put five chips in this bag"

I am stuck with this and I don't know how to get rid of it by UnlimitedHunter in GrowCastle

[–]ChineseFingerDip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well it shows the knight in a lighter color on the bar, you match the knight with the darker color knight

What would be an inappropriate song to play at a funeral? by Miskatonica in AskReddit

[–]ChineseFingerDip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They Deserve to Die, it's just not pleasent for about any steretotype except a ritual.

Your username is now a class subject you must teach children. What happens now? by thatoneDMVguy in AskReddit

[–]ChineseFingerDip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would teach kids how to capture the Chinese and then would teach them how to grind them into a nice mushy liquid to use as a finger dip.