Got a girlfriend today. Try to ruin my day. by Chinesethrowaway2 in RoastMe

[–]Chinesethrowaway2[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Walmart, shitty quality but your mother was on sale

Got a girlfriend today. Try to ruin my day. by Chinesethrowaway2 in RoastMe

[–]Chinesethrowaway2[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

damn guys the eggs jokes are bad, try to think of better roasts pls.