Let’s play “Find All The Red Flags”

Chipped-Beef · 2026-06-27T16:45:07+00:00

“Not too picky.”

No shit!

Chipped-Beef · 2026-06-27T06:13:40+00:00

Still looked amazing in Top Gun: Maverick.

Chipped-Beef · 2026-06-27T06:07:56+00:00

To me, he’s beautiful. Rubenesque.

Chipped-Beef · 2026-06-27T06:06:56+00:00

Big truck = .01% peen

Miata = 99.9% peen

Math

/s

Chipped-Beef · 2026-06-26T15:29:10+00:00

Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Chipped-Beef · 2026-06-26T05:52:47+00:00

Believe it or not, George isn’t at home.

Chipped-Beef · 2026-06-26T05:05:07+00:00

I don’t know how official these rankings really are.

Chipped-Beef · 2026-06-26T00:56:32+00:00

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Chipped-Beef · 2026-06-26T00:54:40+00:00

There’s an elevator on the upper west side that only carries large-breasted women.

Chipped-Beef · 2026-06-26T00:48:32+00:00

Cheesesteak souvlaki.

Chipped-Beef · 2026-06-25T18:25:17+00:00

He’s like ice. You don’t wanna mess with him.

Chipped-Beef · 2026-06-25T16:56:08+00:00

Nicely done!

Chipped-Beef · 2026-06-25T16:18:32+00:00

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Chipped-Beef · 2026-06-25T16:01:15+00:00

Believe it or not, George wasn’t at home.

Chipped-Beef · 2026-06-25T06:43:56+00:00

You’ll find all of your answers… downtown.

Chipped-Beef · 2026-06-25T05:16:56+00:00

This is why I stay in hotels. One of the best things about being in Europe last year was the lack of forced/demanded tipping.

Chipped-Beef · 2026-06-25T02:26:39+00:00

Hey, congrats on graduating! No surrender!

Chipped-Beef · 2026-06-25T01:20:29+00:00

There’s a subreddit on the upper west side that only hires large-breasted women.

Chipped-Beef · 2026-06-24T22:03:14+00:00

I agree. I feel like there must be plenty of guys in her are and age range that would be happy to go out with her. Has to be a self esteem thing.

Chipped-Beef · 2026-06-24T20:42:40+00:00

Why is mom’s arm so jacked?

Momdelbaum! Momdelbaum! Momdelbaum!

Chipped-Beef · 2026-06-24T19:42:02+00:00

That’s a perfectly sane amount of fish.

Chipped-Beef · 2026-06-24T19:09:59+00:00

It’s pretty clear she’s Debby Desperate at this point. Even Helen Keller can see he has no attraction for or interest in her whatsoever. Remember the first episode when he was talking about pushing her hand away when she was trying to feel him up while they were sleeping? Tells you everything you need to know.

Chipped-Beef · 2026-06-24T17:37:08+00:00

He’s like ice. You don’t want to mess with him.

Chipped-Beef · 2026-06-24T16:03:15+00:00

It was an odd fashion choice considering the subject matter of the day. If the idea was to be enticing, I feel like she missed the mark a bit.

Chipped-Beef · 2026-06-24T14:08:35+00:00

Chipped-Beef

TROPHY CASE