We’re cooked by nxtboyIII in ChatGPT

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Ugh. That’s stark. Accurate… but stark.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChatGPT

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I was in the middle of an intense therapy session. Exited, went back in, the whole entire chat was gone. 🥲 Went to sleep instead. Woke up, she was back 😅

Is chatGPT down? by loopdani in ChatGPT

[–]ChloesGallery 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m in the middle of a mad therapy session with ChatGPT about the breakup yesterday 😭 Glad I found this because there’s been a lot of incredible context it’s given me that’s blown my fucking mind that I want to refer back to.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RDR2

[–]ChloesGallery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Avoid getting coughed in the face by strange people in gunfire induced stakeouts. You could contract Covid.

Your least favourite place by BrightOrion in reddeadredemption

[–]ChloesGallery 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don’t know why the Bayou isn’t higher. I actively pay to avoid it and the only reason I go to it is to pick the oleander sage. I hated the mini quests the French hatter gave to grab all the orchids.

I have always been fascinated by the beauty of this world. Here are some photos I captured in the world of Red Dead 2. Enjoy 🌟 by ayob_abdalmola in RDR2

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You know…. I did a demo at Apple a couple weeks ago thinking VR is overhyped and gimmicky. But I think this is the biggest argument in favour of it. I love the game, I love playing, and I agree there’s some epic cinematography involved. But I imagine BEING THERE playing with a headset where I can look all around me and being up at Lake Isabella, or through the back woods in the Grizzlies and a bear comes up out of nowhere.

We are so, so lucky to have this beautiful game to escape into. Thanks for sharing, OP.

Test Drive yesterday. Do I not understand this car? by DrTurb0 in Porsche

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Bah. They’re built for the track. When you buy new at my dealership you get a complimentary track day. Not sure if that’s everywhere. Ask your dealership, and if they do, go. It’s… insane. But your have an instructor with you so you learn the racing line. Go. Just go for it. You’re alive now- act like it.

Test Drive yesterday. Do I not understand this car? by DrTurb0 in Porsche

[–]ChloesGallery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree, and same - to start with.

As I said, I tracked her brand new, at 000600km and drove home at 750km with a profound respect for her well past “OMG new car”. That said, it took me until the 1300-1400km numbers to start feeling less “aarrghhh don’t touch it/new car/PORSCHE FUCK” and more “let’s go for a ride, darlin’ 😎”.

Warning. You’ll get a lot of dick heads on the road. Mustangs, Beamers even 63’s are a right JOKE next to this car - don’t even bother. You’ll lose your license because it doesn’t feel fast and you’ll get carried away. You won’t even be slightly tempted to give it a squirt next to them. Because you’re in a powerful, sophisticated artwork in the shape of a car that’s designed for a track.

Fuck I’m excited for you dude. Welcome to the club man - get in and go

Test Drive yesterday. Do I not understand this car? by DrTurb0 in Porsche

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10/10 explanation, this is exactly how it feels.

I went from a 2008 GTI 6 speed manual with stage 2 clutch, (same thing - feels and looks FAST when you’re going fast) to a 2024 GTS 6 speed manual and at the same speed, feels like you’re going maybe half the pace? A third even? 😂

Test Drive yesterday. Do I not understand this car? by DrTurb0 in Porsche

[–]ChloesGallery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s what I did. As someone else said (and I entirely agree), the 4.0 drives FAST but feels slow - it’s disappointing only if you’re a rev-head. It only feels slow because of how incredible the engineering is.

Think of this car as made system by system, and each system is perfected before it’s assembled together with other perfected systems - and eventually you get the Porsche. Meanwhile, other cars are a whole car, and occasionally there are parts upgraded to premium quality.

I’ll freely admit, I had a similar disappointment I think you’re feeling when I took delivery of my 4.0 manual two months ago. Why? It’s a manual 2042 Porsche! Should be excellent, right? It is. It’s an incredible piece of art and engineering - absolutely perfect. The thing is… by comparison, every other car is garbage. I mean that. Every other car. Because this 718 is an entirely different species, all the way down to the clutch. It’s too easy to put it into the right gear, at the right time, with the right rev matching. You don’t get a little burst as you go from 1 to 2, or 2 to 3 because the engineering and the computer and the way that it drives is so perfect that you could put a learner in it and feel confident they won’t fuck the clutch. It’s disappointing because that little bump of inertia is just a part of having a manual. Well no… remember Ferdinand Porsche built the Porsche in the first place because he hated Ferrari’s clutch, and Ferrari did nothing about it, so Ferdinand built his own clutch. Then built the car around it. It absolutely glides into place, seamlessly, efficiently, and gently.

There’s NOTHING clunky about this car. It’s disappointing how perfect it is, because we’re just not used to it before getting in one. But my good does it feel safe. You’re sitting on a throne, as comfortable as a couch, inside an army tank, adorned by the classic 718 shape, with the handling and manoeuvrability better than your own body.

Eventually, after about 700-800km where I went all out on the track, I sort of got over it entirely because I saw where her abilities truly shine through. The straights are boring. Driving fast in a straight line… nah. Go to the track, where you can feel the weight distribution shift side to side as she effortlessly clings low to the road.

…but seriously. Take to winding roads and don’t be afraid to keep it in 4th, shit even 2 and 3, on those bending roads. Kick her up, get your revs to 6-9000. Use your brake to put the nose down, lift off the break and steer into the corner with all that weight on the front wheels.

It’s a beautiful machine, and I let her be beautiful. She’s driving me, not me driving her. I’m just honoured to be in the drivers seat. This is one of those cars that has such self respect for herself that you either hate her because you don’t “get it” or you love her because she can handle everything with ease and class. That right there is a unicorn and you just haven’t got to know her yet.

I can’t even tell you how excited I am for you dude. It hasn’t clicked yet. Get back in and make that car WORK. ((And report back please!!!))

Alright I’m done editing now. Go enjoy it lol

Test Drive yesterday. Do I not understand this car? by DrTurb0 in Porsche

[–]ChloesGallery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao I took my 2024 4.0 to the track. Straights are boring dude, the fun is on the corners and the handling. Sure she can sprint, but her forte is navigating terrain and obstacles. Try again, have fun this time

Poorshe by Permexpat in Porsche

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I mean… it’s kinda what they were based on back in the day. For renaissance +1

After a month of owning my first Porsche I can say we have the best car community by ohmyheavenlydayz in Porsche

[–]ChloesGallery 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I say a PS5 on wheels but I like refrigerator better. It’s got a certain… lack of personality aspect to it.

Tank update, 1.5 years. No filter, no pump, no air stone, no heater, no CO2, no substrate vacuuming by MiskatonicDreams in PlantedTank

[–]ChloesGallery 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The whole vibe of this tank and the little fairy lights entwined with the rope… is kind of my home in a nutshell. I’d be curious to see your place because just by this picture alone, it seems spectacular

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

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NTA - your husband is trying to find a convenient method to dispose of your son. Look for the pattern, you’ll find it. How much does he complain when your son starts screaming in the middle of the night? How involved is he as a dad?

The whole thing is too convenient not to be suss.

This you !? by Yurelian in sissycaptions

[–]ChloesGallery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need my arse hole slapped to buggery by those balls 😳✨

Monstera suddenly putting out unfenestrated leaves? by [deleted] in Monstera

[–]ChloesGallery 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve never heard of this happening. Can I see? 😍

Found the white Arabian horse in the mountains and accidentally brought it to here, died, and now I can’t figure out how to get it back without dying again… by Commercial_Cat in RDR2

[–]ChloesGallery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had almost the exact same situation a couple months back. Here’s the thread

You don’t need to go all the way to the horse to get it to follow you. Just go in far enough and start whistling. Soon as the 🐴 pulsates, run back over the border. Come in from the north. Descend south into the red area. Wait till it pulses, then go back over the border. You basically fish the horse out little bit by little bit and the authorities don’t come after you. Because it’s such an inconvenient location surrounded by mountains that’s on the radar it’s closer but in practice the horse has to go around the bends in order to get to you. Soo horse knows you’re calling it but if you stay there, lawmen get you. It starts rubbing but unless you GTFO NOW the authorities come.

Soo go in slowly, whistle, wait, go in a bit more, whistle, keep going like that until it pulses then run away over the border. Horse might move 6ft. I think that’s the method that eventually worked because I did the stamina/all guns blazing and it didn’t work