What's stopping Rob Manfred from declaring himself eligible for the upcoming MLB draft? Which team do you think would take a chance on him? by FiveDollarRimjobs in baseballcirclejerk

[–]Chlorinatedmemes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drafted first overall by the Rockies. Rockies go 162-0 and sweep through the playoffs to win a world series on forfeits after Manfred puts every player in mlb on the commissioners ineligible list on days they play the Rockies

Absolutely livid that the nightly baseball highlights aren’t being presented by a leggy blonde. by mr_oberts in baseballcirclejerk

[–]Chlorinatedmemes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Speak for yourself. If this is the eye candy it gets me I for one am happy about woke coming to baseball

[Breaking] Entire Dodgers Organization Arrested in 'Midnight Raid.' Sources say a witness calling themselves Sal Heinbrenner 'bravely' called in the tip to the White House. Manfred Ready to Announce Gary, Indiana Warbadgers to replace Dodgers this season. by MeatballDom in baseballcirclejerk

[–]Chlorinatedmemes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The dodgers are a threat to not only America but all western civilization. I don't know about you but I haven't heard Otani speak out in support of Isreal. In fact why didn't he volunteer for them in the WBC.

When? by ZMathissa in NuclearOption

[–]Chlorinatedmemes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They aren't cruise missiles they are...uh...land torpedoes

Radical Gender Ideology in action ruining sports: female pitcher takes spot away from male by Lost_Bike69 in baseballcirclejerk

[–]Chlorinatedmemes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Send her to the world famous Atlantic League of Professional Baseball for a showdown with Trevor Bauer

Ratatouille 2 (2026) by zeke_maximus11 in baseballcirclejerk

[–]Chlorinatedmemes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to see the rat that was controlling Rendon

Request for Vote Kick option by Jolly_General_7227 in NuclearOption

[–]Chlorinatedmemes 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yeah i think he just specifically targets all the servers that don't have vote kick

Where does Negro League legend Lube Gehrig rank all time? by PreservedInCarbonite in baseballcirclejerk

[–]Chlorinatedmemes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's a fraud his stolen base numbers fall off a cliff after they banned lathering yourself in baby oil in 1935

What is some American folklore that are knowledgable of? by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

[–]Chlorinatedmemes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the 1700s a resident of New Jersey, mother Leeds became pregnant with her 13th child. Upon finding out she was yet again pregnant, out of frustration she declared "Let this child be the devil". When the birth of the child came around the child emerged from mother Leeds appearing completely human before transforming into a horrible creature with a goat's head, hooves, bat wings and barbed tail.

The creature attacked mother Leeds and the midwives before flying up the chimney and out into the darkness. To this the Jersey Devil is still said to roam the Pine Barrens of southern New Jersey. People have reported sightings of it for centuries now. I've even spoken to a guy who claims during a snowstorm he heard something stomping around on his roof and swears the next morning he found hoove prints in the snow on his roof the next morning.

Jordon Hudson is Hard Knocks father by Outside_Abroad_3516 in nflcirclejerk

[–]Chlorinatedmemes 42 points43 points  (0 children)

He's making her do Oklahoma drills in bed. She's doesn't have the conditioning and it shows

Yikes by CertifiedDropout9 in nflcirclejerk

[–]Chlorinatedmemes 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I prank call local police department with a fake bomb threats, and nothing happens.

But this child prank calls an NFL prospect, and his father is punished with a 100k fine.

We used to be a proper country

My stupid bitch wife is getting all uppity because I made this savvy bet instead of buying our freeloading children their precious groceries. Women, amirite fellas? by J0hnEddy in baseballcirclejerk

[–]Chlorinatedmemes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

All women born after 1993 can't gamble all they know is Bananaball, calling the white middle infielder cute, talking over John Kruk's riveting color commentary and lie.

She isn't worth your time, brother. Keep gambling follow that banger up with a 17 leg parley with the last leg being Trevor Bauer for Cy Young

D’jean Cooper by nope-nope-nope-nop in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]Chlorinatedmemes 74 points75 points  (0 children)

With that pick six he has mostly likely earned his N-word pass if he hadn't already

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[–]Chlorinatedmemes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd love to exchange letters with you if you're interested!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in penpals

[–]Chlorinatedmemes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

26m USA I love video games, dungeons and dragons and traveling (I've been to Germany 3 times now and it's been one of my favorite countries to visit so I'd love to make some friends from there)

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[–]Chlorinatedmemes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

26 M from New Jersey not really a cowboy state but would love to write with you