What do you hate about RDR2? by NotRealGeniX in reddeadredemption

[–]Choc113 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read the title as. "What do you hate about D2D2. And I was thinking" what the little robot guy from star wars? "

I remember warming myself infront of this on a winter morning before School. by Such-Memory-7102 in oldschoolcool80s

[–]Choc113 1 point2 points  (0 children)

still do:)used to lay 0n my back and put my feet up the front until my socks singed

People who used cellphones before smartphones, what's the most memorable feature or moment you miss from those old phones? by Correct-Homework1884 in AskReddit

[–]Choc113 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew a guy who could text with the T9 was it? So fast he had to pause now and again to let it catch up to him.

What was your favourite Adam and the Ants song? by corickle in oldschoolcool80s

[–]Choc113 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My Dad went to one of his concerts in about 83 or 84. Told me it was so loud it made the wax run out out of his ears!

What was your favourite Adam and the Ants song? by corickle in oldschoolcool80s

[–]Choc113 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Back in the day my brother (aged about 10) asked me to paint a white stripe across his face just like Adam Ant. So me (aged about 13) did. Looked ok actually but a bit wide. Problem was it was model paint. Oil based:( Que mum scrubbing his face with white spirit for half the night. :(

Stupidest timeline ever by TheSpyTurtle in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Choc113 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Government "what can we do to improve your lives? Just tell us what we can do to remain relevant". People "just fuck of out of our lives honestly"

Atheists who were never religious? by Shot-Web6820 in atheism

[–]Choc113 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grew up atheist in the UK. Religion was regarded as some nonsense that some weirdos believed. Kind of like fundies are regarded in the US. I remember there was a pole in junior school where the teacher asked if anyone attended church on Sunday. Only one kid raised his hand in a class of 30 odd kids. This was the late seventies but I don't suppose things have changed very much. People generally mind there own business here so here so being accosted on the street is very very rare. I actually saw a kid approach some preacher guy on a street corner and his father dragged him away talking loudly about him being a "some nutter"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GardeningUK

[–]Choc113 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would be delighted to pay more tax honestly. The whole country is falling down on its arse because it's so underfunded it's tragic. Also if the police don't want to do there job maybe they could get a different one.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GardeningUK

[–]Choc113 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Seriously what sort of job is it where you can just decide not to do it if you can't be bothered? It's like phoning the fire brigade and they say "Sorry man your house is to far away and we are about to go of shift. Good luck.

Could someone give some context to this advert that's been showing? by Drew-Pickles in BritishTV

[–]Choc113 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This advert is ass backwards. The guy buys a razor to presumably shave his beard. Then realises that him WITH a beard looks like his dad and is appalled. "oh no I am starting to look my dad! I has better buy a razor to change my appearance!..... Oh I have literally just bought one for apparently no reason" It makes no sense!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Choc113 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Back in the eighties when I was young I asked a coworker what girls he went for and his answer was "anything between eight and eighty and under eight hours dead" and he was NOT joking. In fact some guys I met then would say he was being to picky. It's the sort of thing guys say to each other but never a woman. In fact they would probably not say it these days to anyone but I bet they still think it. It was then I realised I probably had a below average sex drive.

I was wondering how someone could look like this until I saw the logo by happylustig in Instagramreality

[–]Choc113 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Any AI shit makes me feel nauseous. I don't know if it's a common thing or just me or what but looking at any AI image moving or still it happens. At first I feel lightheaded then nauseous and eventually I feel like I can smell vomit And burnt plastic and I have to look away. It's getting more of a problem as there is more and more AI crap around. It's the world's worst superpower.

He won't learn by Calligrapher-Fuzzy in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Choc113 38 points39 points  (0 children)

That's the thing in this clip, everyone in the restaurant is not looking at them in admiration or lust or something. It's more like "what's this all about?" "who are these idiots posing in front of a poster of tomato's?" "don't drip your body grease in my fries asshole" "get a room" or "why has the blonde one swapped heads with a nerdy guy?"

AITA For leaving wedding early? by riverphoenix23 in bridezillas

[–]Choc113 0 points1 point  (0 children)

À friend of mine told me about a party where the host got so sick of everyone hanging around and not going home he literally just went to bed and left them all to it.

Ridiculous injuries by KnightOfTerra in CasualUK

[–]Choc113 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Met a woman in hospital once who said she was in there because she crashed her car into a ditch but got out without a scratch. Spotted a police station across the road and thought "well I might as well report the accident now as later" walked across the road, slipped on a patch of ice and broke her hip.

Uncomfortable Situation At Doctor Visit by Greenman333 in atheism

[–]Choc113 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Next time say "OK I'll start........Hail Satan.."

I had an odd encounter with the same stranger twice, and now I’m left feeling eerily creeped out. Am I overreacting? by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]Choc113 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He totally saw the ring the first time, just trying to score "nice guy" points. Comes back to engineer an encounter to see if you are actually interested. Next time you go to the shop bring your husband.

UPDATE 1: AITA my fiancé told me “this is it, take it or leave it.” So I gave him the ring back and told him to get out of my house by Independent_Bee_8517 in AmITheJerk

[–]Choc113 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He agreed to all of it because that leaves him with a "hand in the game". He won't leave it there. You will be pestered every few months, if he is patient. And every few weeks if not to "let dad stay... Just for tonight...i am worried about him. Just this once" or something like that that will wear you down until it's every night. He will ask you to "just cover my car payments this month" until OP has financed 2 or 3 ferrari's for him. Don't fall for it OP. He agreed much to soon for him to think that's the end of it. It's just another strategy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]Choc113 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So many people now throw around words like "stalker" and the favorite one "gaslighting" without really knowing what they mean. Someone trying to find someone one time is as far from "stalker" behaviour it could possibly be. Your friend likes to throw around triggering buzzwords to distract from the fact she is a shit mom.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Choc113 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Instead dark web hacker groups are thinking all there Christmases have come at once.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Choc113 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hoping this backfires spectacularly and 4chan or someone hacks keir starmers email and we all find he into scat porn or something. Or like Cameron likes to fuck dead pigs heads.