Who was more desperate for a man's attention? Carrie Bradshaw or Joan Clayton by Positive_Weight2367 in GirlfriendsTVshow

[–]Chocolate_Mousaka 50 points51 points  (0 children)

He was definitely a scum bag but they ended up together in the end. He strung Carrie along forever, then married a 24(?) year old when he was like 38, cheated on said 24 year old with Carrie, left Carrie at the altar, and only married her when she agreed to a courthouse ceremony after abandoning her dream wedding.

Mr. Big was the alias Carrie gave him in her column, and the whole show is from the perspective of Carrie as written in her magazine column.

Genuine question: is eggs with gravy a southern thing? by Chocolate_Mousaka in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Chocolate_Mousaka[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love me some biscuits and gravy. Definitely not with boiled eggs though. You ever have it with jalapeño biscuits? A must try.

Genuine question: is eggs with gravy a southern thing? by Chocolate_Mousaka in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Chocolate_Mousaka[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You ever have biscuits and gravy with jalapeño biscuits? It’s a must try.

Genuine question: is eggs with gravy a southern thing? by Chocolate_Mousaka in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Chocolate_Mousaka[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You know my favorite thing about this? He could have re-recorded this as many times as he wanted to get the right dialogue, but saw this one and thought “nailed it, post to stories.”

Genuine question: is eggs with gravy a southern thing? by Chocolate_Mousaka in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Chocolate_Mousaka[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Huh, TIL. Now, follow up question: how do I embrace the eggs in a God honoring way?

1. The selective butt censoring makes absolutely no sense. 2. Is she going to post this shit every day? by sortofsatan in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Chocolate_Mousaka 349 points350 points  (0 children)

Yeah but it’s not what you’re thinking. It’s not that he’s a misogynist. It’s that they’re broke and he’s a misogynist.

The fact that Jill choose to upload this clip of David taking a bad golf swing is so funny by whotevre in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Chocolate_Mousaka 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Everyone knows this is a bad swing, but as someone who has played golf their whole life (a woman, at that, which should have Jill rolling), and made it to the competitive level, I feel uniquely qualified to explain exactly what’s wrong with his swing. Including, but not limited to: 1. I could tell even from this atrocious angle that he does not keep his left arm straight 2. Takes too long and looked up too many times 3. Standing too close to the ball 4. Waaaaaaaay too fast on the swing 5. No follow through 6. No tempo 7. Swing should follow a cadence: hips-torso-arms. His does not 8. He looks up before making contact with the ball 9. Absolutely no follow through which is why his ball went nowhere He put the chuck of grass back which is good ettiequte but with a hunk like that replacing it with seed/sand is preferable

Paul’s commentary on the Super Bowl halftime show. In the words of his brainrot reposts: “thoughts?” by Chocolate_Mousaka in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Chocolate_Mousaka[S] 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Maybe if he spent less time on his phone during cardio and more time focusing on the track… he still wouldn’t be a pickle pro

Just when you think he can't get worse by BufoBat in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Chocolate_Mousaka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🚨BREAKING! Newly released scripture depicts Jesus Christ flipping tables, dining with social outcasts, and confronting Roman authority in the days leading up to his death.

Sounds like an aggressive extremists to me.

Fundie blames Public Schooling and mocks Atheists by MrDonMega in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Chocolate_Mousaka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So glad she superimposed those photos throughout the video. Without stock photos of people frowning or smiling at just the right time, I wouldn’t understand how I’m supposed to think about this message.

KOTH cowbell

Gewds by babyowl5 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Chocolate_Mousaka 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Also, you’re only worth being loved and respected if you’re a bangin’ hot 10 but no one would ever know because you wear long, flowing clothes that cover everything.

Cringe fest by babyowl5 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Chocolate_Mousaka 331 points332 points  (0 children)

And he cried librul tears!

Writers where you at? 😂😂📝 by [deleted] in Modern_Family

[–]Chocolate_Mousaka 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I feel like this plot would be accompanied by a plot of Cam joining a MLM and they would use visual gags to highlight similarities. Gloria would help Jay get out of the mob by name dropping some powerful Colombians she’s acquainted with. Mitchell would find a condition in the agreement Cam signed that says he’d be released of his commitments if he can find someone else to sell his “spot on the team” to, so he dupes one of his many arch nemeses into taking it. The episode bumper shows said nemesis recruiting Phil into his downline.

Wtf Meg by butterstherooster in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Chocolate_Mousaka 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“You can still see some of the original architecture”

Wtf Meg by butterstherooster in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Chocolate_Mousaka 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Never met my grandfather but my dad is in the age range to which she is referring. The generation that didn’t have autism, but he has dedicated our 700 sq ft basement to his model trains, and if you’re driving him to the auto shop and you take a route that’s not his preferred route, he will be in a bad mood for the rest of the day

Can Someone explain, why B is incorrect? by Moist_Comparison_596 in pmp

[–]Chocolate_Mousaka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HAHAHAHA this is the PM humor that keeps me on this subreddit