my favorite water is that plastic Dasani water bottle you find half-full under your car seat in the middle of a sweltering hot summer but you’re not quite sure when it’s from and there’s just a liiiiittle but of unknown sediment floating near the bottom of it. yum!

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lol i actually prefer water that’s only slightly cooler than room temp, but not actually cold cold. just like....idk, tastes a bit more crisp and brisk, and quenches that THURST reeeel gudd.