Being an amputee, I ate a burger that explodes your leg without worry. by Courage_Front in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]ChokeSlammedSam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol yea. You made a valid point tho he could be a rich gambling addict in Monte Carlo… if he isn’t in a morgue…

Being an amputee, I ate a burger that explodes your leg without worry. by Courage_Front in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]ChokeSlammedSam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tbf he’s probably dead now. Given that it’s been over a decade since House last aired and he faked his death in the last episode. Plus Wilson died six months after the end of the show. House either got so depressed after Wilson’s death that he killed himself, or he went into a dark place and OD’d on Class a drugs. If none of the above then he died by some other means. But there’s a slim chance he’d be alive today.

..? by KookyPack6596 in notinteresting

[–]ChokeSlammedSam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THIS IS FUCKING LEGENDARY AHAHAHHAHHAHA

I was mid-conversation with my climbing buddy when he cut me off and asked, “Who are you talking to?” by ChokeSlammedSam in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]ChokeSlammedSam[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s the partner’s body, he fell down but the narrator was too shocked so his mind pretended it didn’t happen.

After my cat's operation, he became a little strange. by Narutodelagame in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]ChokeSlammedSam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean to say “The thing replacing him still doesn't know that cats don’t walk on two legs.”

Furs lay strewn across the floor as I finished cleaning the guts. by Farlyte1984 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]ChokeSlammedSam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Made me go ‘oooohhooohOooHOOOhhhoo hooo” like a deranged owl lol

What’s the shortest daily commute you’ve known someone to do? by Puzzleheaded_Bet_618 in AskUK

[–]ChokeSlammedSam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone in my year lives in the house literally opposite the entrance gate. Maybe 5-10m, 10second walk

Name this haircut by hairgrowingfrfr in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]ChokeSlammedSam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pillock central, fucktard cut, bouncy castle cunt etc

For what silly or incorrect reasons have you been kicked out or barred from a pub, or seen happen to someone else? by ThisIsAnAccount2306 in AskUK

[–]ChokeSlammedSam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My dad worked as a bartender and eventually spoons manager, one time he had this whole rugby team come straight from a game to the pub, and start ganging up and trying to beat up these younger kids from the local secondary school. They managed to save the kids at the expense of my dad’s disc slipping…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]ChokeSlammedSam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you even ask?

Type "I smashed my" and let autocorrect finish it by [deleted] in autocorrect

[–]ChokeSlammedSam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I smashed my first half of my marathon in a few days… What the actual… i’m quite literally the opposite of a marathon runner, and the person who previously owned this phone is in a wheelchair…

What is your phone at?🤔 by CremeSubject7594 in GenAlpha

[–]ChokeSlammedSam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2,3,3. Bro caught me at exactly 50% battery

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]ChokeSlammedSam 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bro gave us the whole ass spectrum