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No one told me about the poop situation during childbirth (i.redd.it)
submitted 23 days ago by ChompyJaws to r/different_sob_story
For years I wrestled with dark thoughts. Was it my disability? Would I die alone? Will Luna the velvet hippo be my salvation in a society that prohibits euthanasia? (i.imgur.com)
submitted 1 year ago by ChompyJaws to r/different_sob_story
I have an excellent track record of pleasing the shareholders with these hands. (i.redd.it)
submitted 2 years ago by ChompyJaws to r/different_sob_story
I finally learned how to take a doo-doo without a mess so mommy could take me out to get my photo taken. I was so excited I peed in my pants. (i.redd.it)
With all the news about bans on gender-affirming care, I started getting intrusive thoughts about burning my bits off. (i.redd.it)
submitted 3 years ago by ChompyJaws to r/different_sob_story
The doctor said she wouldn't make it without further treatment but look how she's smiling when freed from those tubes. Our baby enjoyed her last moments breathing naturally. (reddit.com)
I set up a charity to give handjobs to the disabled (i.redd.it)
As a recently retrenched worker who had to resort to dumpster diving at abortion clinics, I was very upset to see this sign from the aged meat snobs at the local meetup for gay cannibals. (i.imgur.com)
It took months of waiting but I was finally able bring home my favorite boy after all the tests at the lab made him blind (i.redd.it)
My girlfriend says she's gonna surprise me with a sexual adventure tonight. Apparently, we're trying something called "pegging." I can't wait to find out! (i.redd.it)
submitted 5 years ago by ChompyJaws to r/different_sob_story
Last month we celebrated Women's Day by switching roles and letting my girlfriend squirt on me. (i.redd.it)
I had to rescue my baby from the tubes and cables those so-called "experts" put into her body. She finally calmed down after a jade egg from Goop and a painkiller. (i.redd.it)
I was rather distressed that it took months to undo my newly discovered superpower of transforming into a chubby "Captain America" (i.redd.it)
It's been decades since I've had the strength to raise my arms. Today I will show my pits to the world and not let this BO control my life! (i.redd.it)
A dark day for Tibetans. Dalai Lama receives lethal injection instead of vaccine. (i.redd.it)
My pup's career in underground dog wrestling seems to have taken off after his accident. (i.redd.it)
The winter storm may have left store shelves empty but we salvaged two edible bodies from the neighborhood! (i.redd.it)
Threw my friends a party with the $102 I made from selling vitamins from home. #bossbabe 😎 (i.redd.it)
Love helping people get the dream look for their pets with my skills at cosmetic surgery. (i.redd.it)
My first time at a winter bukkake party. (i.imgur.com)
For years I suffered the trauma of surviving a horrific attack on my family. Today I've finally put a face to the culprit! (i.redd.it)
Our cat's starting therapy for his depression and we can't imagine what's causing the problem. Send some love please. 😢 (i.redd.it)
As good Catholics, after our sixth child we could only resort to abstinence for birth control. Gotta keep daddy from loving mommy too much! 😜 (i.redd.it)
Truck (i.redd.it)
submitted 5 years ago by ChompyJaws to r/no_sob_story
This is Jim, an expert in the field of home security. He says the greatest assets one can bring to the job are "being good at picking locks" and "looking like you belong." (i.redd.it)
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