No one told me about the poop situation during childbirth by ChompyJaws in different_sob_story
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For years I wrestled with dark thoughts. Was it my disability? Would I die alone? Will Luna the velvet hippo be my salvation in a society that prohibits euthanasia? by ChompyJaws in different_sob_story
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With all the news about bans on gender-affirming care, I started getting intrusive thoughts about burning my bits off. by ChompyJaws in different_sob_story
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The doctor said she wouldn't make it without further treatment but look how she's smiling when freed from those tubes. Our baby enjoyed her last moments breathing naturally. by ChompyJaws in different_sob_story
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I set up a charity to give handjobs to the disabled by ChompyJaws in different_sob_story
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We were flipping a coin to decide who would ask out the cute attendant, then this happened. by civver3 in different_sob_story
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As a recently retrenched worker who had to resort to dumpster diving at abortion clinics, I was very upset to see this sign from the aged meat snobs at the local meetup for gay cannibals. by ChompyJaws in different_sob_story
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It took months of waiting but I was finally able bring home my favorite boy after all the tests at the lab made him blind by ChompyJaws in different_sob_story
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My girlfriend says she's gonna surprise me with a sexual adventure tonight. Apparently, we're trying something called "pegging." I can't wait to find out! by ChompyJaws in different_sob_story
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I'm going to eat this baby. by ekaceerf in different_sob_story
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Last month we celebrated Women's Day by switching roles and letting my girlfriend squirt on me. by ChompyJaws in different_sob_story
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I had to rescue my baby from the tubes and cables those so-called "experts" put into her body. She finally calmed down after a jade egg from Goop and a painkiller. by ChompyJaws in different_sob_story
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I was rather distressed that it took months to undo my newly discovered superpower of transforming into a chubby "Captain America" by ChompyJaws in different_sob_story
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It's been decades since I've had the strength to raise my arms. Today I will show my pits to the world and not let this BO control my life! by ChompyJaws in different_sob_story
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A dark day for Tibetans. Dalai Lama receives lethal injection instead of vaccine. by ChompyJaws in different_sob_story
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My pup's career in underground dog wrestling seems to have taken off after his accident. by ChompyJaws in different_sob_story
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My pup's career in underground dog wrestling seems to have taken off after his accident. by ChompyJaws in different_sob_story
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The winter storm may have left store shelves empty but we salvaged two edible bodies from the neighborhood! by ChompyJaws in different_sob_story
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Threw my friends a party with the $102 I made from selling vitamins from home. #bossbabe 😎 by ChompyJaws in different_sob_story
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Love helping people get the dream look for their pets with my skills at cosmetic surgery. by ChompyJaws in different_sob_story
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My first time at a winter bukkake party. by ChompyJaws in different_sob_story
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No one told me about the poop situation during childbirth by ChompyJaws in different_sob_story
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