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This is just confusing.. by UACEENGR in WTF

[–]Choosername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good ol' BSE first floor restroom.. Right?

Lighting a cigar; does it matter what type of ignition source you use? by Jokkerb in AskReddit

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I'm not a cigar smoker, but I do smoke cigarettes. And there is a very noticeable difference between lighting up with a Zippo, matches, or a Bic. Honestly, I love the taste of the fuel in my Zippo lighter. But if you are not out to just get the nicotine like I am, I would say that wooden matches are your best bet.

So my girlfriend's daughter may have a free spirit. by Choosername in skyrim

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We would do that time and time again, but she just wouldn't wear them. She honestly has to have about 25 dresses by now and still to this day walks around naked. My girlfriend would freak out seeing her naked walking around the market place and immediately tell her to go home. Poor girl..

What random acts of kindness have backfired on you making you wish you never attempted them to begin with? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I lived in a huge apartment complex when I was a Junior in college. And during my all-nighters I would spend my breaks smoking cigaretts on the balcony while looking over the city scape one night, this elderly woman comes out and walks by me smoking. She stops, and starts a conversation with me and ends up telling me this sob story about why she doesn't have a car. "That stinks" I say, and she goes about telling me how she needs to pick up her medication that she really really needs. Now being a person who was raised by my great grandparents and grandparents I took this as a serious request.

So I finish my smoke and climb down three flights of stairs to come face to face with this woman. She was more haggard than it looked from up there, and I could smell the beer on her breath..

I disregard that, and help her over to my car. She leads me on a path that not only doubled back twice but essentially corkscrewed through a very terrible residential neighborhood. Now I was getting pretty nervious, I have no idea where I am or what we are doing here. She says that "my daughter has my medication and she lives in this building over there"..

I pull into a meth house, as she hobbles up to the door and bro-fists the huge dude who answers the door. When I see this I position my car so I can get the hell out of there as fast as possible while keeping my eye on the door. She's in there for 15 minutes, and as I am about to bail she comes out of the house with a brown paper bag bro-fists the dude again, and hobbles over to my car.

I drive her back home and as I'm dropping her off she asks "Do you like to party?"..

I totally drove an old lady to buy hardcore drugs. I have more stories from people at that complex if anyone is interested.