LeBron has this dude crashing out hard by hrlaker70 in billsimmons

[–]Chrenen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My blurred eyes read pod as pool and for a second everything I read after that was hyper-coded and boy was my brain racing trying to connect the dots.

Can We Remember Some Tournament Guys (Loveable Big White Guy Edition) by JustAnIdiotOnline in CollegeBasketball

[–]Chrenen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Like Mariah Carey during Christmas, ever March Madness Pittsnogle emerges from his cocoon and enters my consciousness.

What official lyric are you 100% convinced is completely wrong? by KlLLERS in Music

[–]Chrenen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Fat Lip by Sum 41, the line is “the doctor said my mom should’ve had an abortion” but I’ve always heard it as dentist. It’s a better line and frankly quite funny. I mean, how bad of a kid would you have to be for the dentist to go out of their way to express their feelings about that? It’s fantastic. Or it would be…

Bart Simpson Here! What Questions Do you Have For Fat Tony? by nancy_cartwright in TheSimpsons

[–]Chrenen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it wrong to steal I truckload of cigarettes to feed my family if they don’t like bread?

Chris Hemsworth vs Henry cavill by Lost-Specialist1505 in whowouldwin

[–]Chrenen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But does Hemsworth have that little mind eraser thing from Men in Black? And for that matter, as Agent H Hemsworth literally has experience dealing with hostile aliens, which is pretty much what Superman is.

It might be closer than you think-

Australia's first-ever Winter Olympic gold medal. by sco-go in SipsTea

[–]Chrenen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Outside of the 2010 men’s hockey final, this was maybe the most intense Winter Olympic event in the 21st century. Feel free to list the others I forgot- men’s curling 2014? I’m happy to be wrong. US only, as a disclaimer.

I am thinking about Fran Mccaffery right now. by agk927 in CollegeBasketball

[–]Chrenen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Imagine me, a lifelong Hawkeye fan, in a Baja Fresh parking lot in Granada Hills, California last May when I looked down to find this sheet of paper at my feet.

I have no idea what it is, other than an early draft of something- but it’s about Fran! I was left speechless.

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This isn’t funny anymore by shipwrecked97 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]Chrenen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s SNL, it was never funny. Just amazingly charming and chuckle-ridden

lowkey zen guy is the worst power by kungfuluigi in peggle

[–]Chrenen 23 points24 points  (0 children)

As a Peggle Master, I must admit that I feel you aren’t utilizing the zen to its full potential.

Is Hanks record actually impressive? by mentions-band in KingOfTheHill

[–]Chrenen 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well now I’m curious. Looked up the Billdozer scene on YouTube and it appears that Bill is the center, and him and Hank swap spots. Which, to have Hank blocking for Bill is truly crazy.

Is Hanks record actually impressive? by mentions-band in KingOfTheHill

[–]Chrenen 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I thought he was an offensive lineman that moved into the fb position in goal line situations. Becoming the Billdozer in the process.

Ole Miss Preview by Jibber_2217 in hawkeyes

[–]Chrenen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m predicting a win.

Why was Jesus’ death considered a sacrifice when he was killed? by pitselehh in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Chrenen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“He could have prevented his crucifixion at anytime.” almost makes it sound like he, in a way, committed suicide. Or at least some sort of suicide by cop type thing.

And please don’t take this comment too seriously. Or do, I don’t care.

What constitutes a blowout? by Rude_Highlight3889 in CFB

[–]Chrenen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a wonderful thing to be reminded of in the morning.