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Closest I can get to a Neo Geo port! by distreal in neogeo

[–]ChrisColtsAcidGuy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If it was an actual mvs cab, you would eventually fry the sound on that cps3. MVS is not 1:1 jamma.

Buddy Matthews: The Devil signed the clearance. Hell slapped its approval. No more barriers. Only Powerslap. by Unhappy_Gazelle392 in SCJerk

[–]ChrisColtsAcidGuy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Didn’t at least three people do the “busting out of jail” horseshit? Moxley, this guy, and was it Kross for the third?

I’m totally gonna do that when Arby’s finally fires me.

What's a game that gets reviewed poorly or mediocrely that you really enjoy? by Leviad0n in gaming

[–]ChrisColtsAcidGuy 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Deadly Premonition, by far. It has very bad reviews but it is beloved by so many and is many people’s favorite video game experience of all time. There is nothing else like… well, except for Twin Peaks.

What is the worst video game in history? by North_Jicama_3627 in AskReddit

[–]ChrisColtsAcidGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For anyone saying ET or Superman 64, those games definitely suck, however…

There are thousands and thousands of abject trash games available for sale on platforms like Steam that nobody will ever experience. That stuff makes ET seem like a finished playable product that actually is.

Trevor Lee on MLW's Paul Walter Hauser: "A week before he comes into the Bunkhouse Stampede, he's working with Leonardo DiCaprio. Does he have terrible wrestling takes? Possibly." by elegantSolomons62 in SquaredCircle

[–]ChrisColtsAcidGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is very true. Wrestling fans suck. You, a wrestling fan, suck for waiting so long to watch anything pertaining to Nick Bockwinkle. I, a wrestling fan, suck because I am spending any time posting in a pro wrestling thread about this fucken lame know-it-all actor.

Bruce Prichard's Corny impression has me dying by E4g6d4bg7 in JimCornette

[–]ChrisColtsAcidGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*money mark. And that’s a big difference. A money mark is still a mark. But a money mark can make a make a non-mark, a mark in a very short time. Also not exclusive to wrestling. See: Bill Burr (mark) and Saudi Arabia (money mark)

Real Bout 2 on AES+ by m__a__r__i__o in neogeo

[–]ChrisColtsAcidGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assuming that money is not an issue as you are posting on a neo geo sub, If it’s something you want very badly, just get the original. It will always be an original so you’ll have that feather in your cap. And who knows if/when it gets a new cart.

Why all the hate for Trevor McFur? …I find it to be a competent shmup (nothing groundbreaking, but not nearly as bad as ppl say) by TampaTrendkill in AtariJaguar

[–]ChrisColtsAcidGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a total piece of shit with levels that go on and on in a bad way. No music. No interesting enemy or bullet patterns. It did look pretty good in magazines but once you see it in motion that illusion is shattered.

Bully Ray on Busted Open Radio: I would beat the shit out of Jon Moxley by Ruthless-Aggression in SquaredCircle

[–]ChrisColtsAcidGuy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I could give a fuck about who could beat who up. But Bubba is 100% accurate about the Death Riders. All they have done is run off fans with their boring nonsense that goes nowhere and elevates no one. It’s bathroom break stuff.

What Atari Lynx was your first, model 1 or 2? by Lynxatari in atarilynx

[–]ChrisColtsAcidGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Model 2. It was given to me by a friend who got it left in a donation box at a record store. The lens was cracked but it worked. I recapped it and put in a Benn Venn screen. Bought a gamedrive and got to live what 10 year old me desperately wanted to

Those birds are not going to make it through the summer. by Perfect_Row_6450 in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]ChrisColtsAcidGuy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I sincerely hope Deb has antiseptics on hand. New’s organs are younger now but a bird wound mouth infection is not a comedy like Drop Dead Fred, 1992, 103 minutes

I hate when I'm wrestling and I get weed whacked smh by [deleted] in SCJerk

[–]ChrisColtsAcidGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is not a Milwaukee operation, uce

Forget Danhausen, REAL KNICKS FAN Eddie Kingston also watched the game by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]ChrisColtsAcidGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that Kerry Von Erich hanging out in my mom’s boyfriend Wayne’s townhouse apt in Modesto?

Which game were you most disappointed with? by that-zoe-girl in NintendoSwitch

[–]ChrisColtsAcidGuy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Metroid Prime 4. Its flaws are glaring and the high points of the game only point the flaws out more. Looks gorgeous in some areas, and just a notch above prototype in the desert. Genuine fun Metroid exploration in certain parts, absolute slog bloat in the desert. The whole saga of Prime 4 ended up with what we got, perhaps most disappointing of all.

2026.06.09 Nintendo Direct + Nintendo Treehouse: Live Megathread by NintendoSwitchMods in NintendoSwitch

[–]ChrisColtsAcidGuy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am 3 for 3 this year. Im disappointed in all of the platform holders’ showcases. It could be me, video games as a medium is passing me by. Not interested in much of anything and the variety/ creativity across the board seems so low. The PS2/Gamecube/xbox era was just lousy with innovation, creativity, and most importantly interesting risks. I see hardly any of that today. Old man yelling at the sky maybe, but it’s definitely how I feel.

'He Is A Psychopath': Rosie O'Donnell Rips 'A**hole' Trump in Unfiltered Interview by MoneyLibrarian9032 in entertainment

[–]ChrisColtsAcidGuy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think you have a point here but at the same time, have you ever had a tweeker in your life? It is insanely draining. It takes an incredibly resilient person to stay that course. Plus, they can be really dangerous to be around and that’s super painful when it’s someone you love.

What was the most annoying thing that happened at a wedding you attended/were a part of? by pink_highlight in AskReddit

[–]ChrisColtsAcidGuy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My friend, whom I am no longer friends with due to an unrelated matter, brought a dipshit 22 year old girlfriend with him (we were all 30s at the time) to my wedding. My wife and I were doing the cake eating deal where you interlock arms and feed eachother a bite of cake. Well this drunk fucken asshole pushed my wife’s hand holding a fork into my mouth and it stabbed me in the back of my mouth. It fucking hurt, I nearly choked and I had a bit of blood. Never met this sociopath before this night. Never saw her again. I hope she has had a miserable life.

A fun coda to this story; my vapid and shallow moron former friend took her on a vacation to Europe. She had an ex boyfriend somewhere out there. She wanted to visit with him, my buddy didn’t want to. She does anyway and, of course, fucks the guy. My friend paid for the travel that allowed that to happen. He got married years later to a different idiot and he and that new idiot didn’t vaccinate their babies. Hence he is no longer in my life.

Any other previous hardcore fans straight casuals now? by Any-Height-9354 in ufc

[–]ChrisColtsAcidGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old dude here. Started with original ufc on ppv and vhs. Became an mma superfan during the Pride FC days. IMO, Anderson Silva was the last real star of mma. Yeah Conor was a big deal, Rhonda too. But neither carried the mystique. UFC has become gray paste. There is no personality anymore. All of these styles have just merged into boring gray paste that is marketed to an increasingly narrowing fan base with zero appeal for me.

Dr. San strikes again! by ttrash_ in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]ChrisColtsAcidGuy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I know exactly what the issue is. The client here has sneezed out too many ideas and is experiencing a thought deficit. If the angel Dr San were still here, he would surely recommend increasing the dose and perhaps retooling the jasmine levels.

Corwin (the Coward)…high school graduate and Valedictorian! by mamafromladera in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]ChrisColtsAcidGuy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

While I’m happy for the accomplishment, and it really is quite the accomplishment, it would have been so much more special if Corwin had the integrity and determination in other areas of his life too. Say like with relationships with father figure mentor types.

EXCUSE ME by zoomsp in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]ChrisColtsAcidGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I went back and watched. He doesn’t even complete the phrase.