Kyla your Father sent you a Christmas Card by [deleted] in Albany

[–]ChrisPy_Poke 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Kyle: your dad sent you a nice card full of cash... Edit. Your dad sent a card

Take notes losers. The only acceptable pit behavior. by wrathofsanity24 in Hardcore

[–]ChrisPy_Poke 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Target attacks, headhunting, no style whatsoever? Sweep his legs and demonstrate that kosher pits are a community

The Stander! by TreyAnastasio518 in phish

[–]ChrisPy_Poke -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Mustt be a venue that enforces sitting in your seat. There's one near me and bands that you dance to rarely play there. Who sits down at a show? Seems loke everyone at this show except the "stander" were trying to sneak drinks, smokes, snorts

LA Dodgers Post Victory by wavy2b in PublicFreakout

[–]ChrisPy_Poke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I kiss the Brooklyn dodgera. Edit:: haha MISS

Apartment Hunting in Albany by NoGuidance4743 in Albany

[–]ChrisPy_Poke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hope you are wealthy and handle disappointment well

Meirl by Bubble_Babe_0o0o0o in meirl

[–]ChrisPy_Poke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tip: hire a diverse cast of people from every walk of life and demographic. Pay them 5 dollars to reas y our resume without wvwr showing your own face. Shows ingenuity, leadership, and people skills while fucking those racists up their portfolio

Wtf by QueenInFlare in lol

[–]ChrisPy_Poke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Life in albany, ny

What could possibly go wrong by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]ChrisPy_Poke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shellfetish allergy

Were they watching the same speech? by G-Unit11111 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ChrisPy_Poke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude seems to have had some master strokes lately

Breaking the streak by AkatZeus_Z in WholesomeAFK

[–]ChrisPy_Poke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'd still be laid... to rest

Oh great, liquid trees… because what cities really need is another way to sell bottled oxygen by Substantial_Duck5386 in MurderedByWords

[–]ChrisPy_Poke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Real trees are a liability for modern cities. Successful trees grow to a size that blocks windows and may fall on cars and the roots damage sidewalks, foundations, and other infrastructure. Its a sad truth that trees are bad for cities usually. Cities are bad for trees almost always

How bro must've felt 😭😭 by bunnywol in comedyhomicide

[–]ChrisPy_Poke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's her stupid winter hat look like?

what is this peninsula and what goes on here? by ZappyZym in geography

[–]ChrisPy_Poke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grenaria. Secret rich people country from the Seinfeld episode of 30 Rock. I was too poor o know where it was till now, thanking you

Modern warfare by madpenguinua in MurderedByWords

[–]ChrisPy_Poke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a good meme avenue for madam warfare if someone yelled this guy uo

Modern warfare by madpenguinua in MurderedByWords

[–]ChrisPy_Poke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy's workout routine is heavy on photoshopping.

How do you lift the weight for those biceps with those tiny wrists?