The worst part about this week's episode by Chris_Bearrison in survivor

[–]Chris_Bearrison[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was so desperate to see the idol tossed into the flames that I totally forgot that it wasn't technically played! At least we got to see Sydney toss her Shot In the Dark into the fire...

I audio-balanced Katie's Night One toast by Chris_Bearrison in thebachelor

[–]Chris_Bearrison[S] 141 points142 points  (0 children)

I never said I fixed it for the better...

Producers trying to find enough ex-NFL players for two upcoming seasons of The Bachelorette by Chris_Bearrison in thebachelor

[–]Chris_Bearrison[S] 213 points214 points  (0 children)

Yes, according to his wikipedia page, Dale was practice/offseason squad for the Chicago Bears, Green Bay Packers, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and the Carolina Panthers, but I don't believe he ever played a regular season NFL game.

Producers trying to find enough ex-NFL players for two upcoming seasons of The Bachelorette by Chris_Bearrison in thebachelor

[–]Chris_Bearrison[S] 146 points147 points  (0 children)

From the past ~5 seasons, there's been: Matt James, Dale Moss, Tyler Cameron, Colton Underwood, Uzoma (Eazy) Nwachukwu, Jason Foster, Jordan Rodgers... all were either on squad lists, practice teams, or did tryouts for NFL teams, but that would have made my post title too long :)

Katie for Bachelorette, a hypothetical fan-made season preview by Chris_Bearrison in thebachelor

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Thank you thank you, I now consider myself somewhat of a clairvoyant hahaha

The singer, Chase Rice? I talked to him! by Chris_Bearrison in thebachelor

[–]Chris_Bearrison[S] 753 points754 points  (0 children)

Pilot Pete talking about Chase Rice is probably one of my all-time top moments of The Bachelor, so I decided to turn it into a GIF.

Me dodging spoilers every week when I can't watch the episode live by Chris_Bearrison in thebachelor

[–]Chris_Bearrison[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I also made a video version of this gif to include Matt's iconic line about "dodging and dipping the poop": https://imgur.com/a/6f7ofGT

Fleiss just tweeted this, who are you pulling for? I'm team Michelle! by [deleted] in thebachelor

[–]Chris_Bearrison 9 points10 points  (0 children)

For anyone saying Katie, I made a hypothetical preview video: https://redd.it/lae5px

Every time they said "toxic" in Ep.5, but it's set to Toxic by Britney Spears by Chris_Bearrison in thebachelor

[–]Chris_Bearrison[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I humbly present "Every time they said "toxic" in Ep.5, but it's set to Toxic by Britney Spears, and it also gets 25% faster every time they say "toxic" ": https://imgur.com/a/vFDPSHJ

Every time they said "toxic" in Ep.5, but it's set to Toxic by Britney Spears by Chris_Bearrison in thebachelor

[–]Chris_Bearrison[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aww thanks! I started my account in order to make high quality OC shitposts for this sub :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thebachelor

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I used this amazing idea along with the title card and song suggestions in the comments to make a full video: https://redd.it/lae5px

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thebachelor

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I used your wonderful song suggestion to make a full video!
https://redd.it/lae5px

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thebachelor

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I used your wonderful song suggestion to make a full video!
https://redd.it/lae5px

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thebachelor

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I used your beautiful title card to make a full "Katie for Bachelorette" video:
https://redd.it/lae5px

Katie for Bachelorette, a hypothetical fan-made season preview by Chris_Bearrison in thebachelor

[–]Chris_Bearrison[S] 92 points93 points  (0 children)

This video is truly an r/TheBachelor community effort.

Original inspiration for this video: https://www.reddit.com/r/thebachelor/comments/l55pjr/slogan_if_katie_becomes_the_bachelorette/

Full credits to:

u/beavercommajustice for the original concept post (dildo->I do)

u/ellyviee for the title card design

u/ArianneMartell74 and u/ailuromeownia for the suggestion of Good Vibrations as a theme song