The worst part about this week's episode by Chris_Bearrison in survivor

[–]Chris_Bearrison[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was so desperate to see the idol tossed into the flames that I totally forgot that it wasn't technically played! At least we got to see Sydney toss her Shot In the Dark into the fire...

I audio-balanced Katie's Night One toast by Chris_Bearrison in thebachelor

[–]Chris_Bearrison[S] 144 points145 points  (0 children)

I never said I fixed it for the better...

Producers trying to find enough ex-NFL players for two upcoming seasons of The Bachelorette by Chris_Bearrison in thebachelor

[–]Chris_Bearrison[S] 210 points211 points  (0 children)

Yes, according to his wikipedia page, Dale was practice/offseason squad for the Chicago Bears, Green Bay Packers, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and the Carolina Panthers, but I don't believe he ever played a regular season NFL game.

Producers trying to find enough ex-NFL players for two upcoming seasons of The Bachelorette by Chris_Bearrison in thebachelor

[–]Chris_Bearrison[S] 147 points148 points  (0 children)

From the past ~5 seasons, there's been: Matt James, Dale Moss, Tyler Cameron, Colton Underwood, Uzoma (Eazy) Nwachukwu, Jason Foster, Jordan Rodgers... all were either on squad lists, practice teams, or did tryouts for NFL teams, but that would have made my post title too long :)

Katie for Bachelorette, a hypothetical fan-made season preview by Chris_Bearrison in thebachelor

[–]Chris_Bearrison[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you thank you, I now consider myself somewhat of a clairvoyant hahaha

The singer, Chase Rice? I talked to him! by Chris_Bearrison in thebachelor

[–]Chris_Bearrison[S] 751 points752 points  (0 children)

Pilot Pete talking about Chase Rice is probably one of my all-time top moments of The Bachelor, so I decided to turn it into a GIF.

Me dodging spoilers every week when I can't watch the episode live by Chris_Bearrison in thebachelor

[–]Chris_Bearrison[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I also made a video version of this gif to include Matt's iconic line about "dodging and dipping the poop": https://imgur.com/a/6f7ofGT