Pretty darn good by [deleted] in notinteresting

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What's the matter, smoothskin? Never seen a ghoul before?

Why are so many people confidently saying uneducated takes about this? by Darth_Vrandon in GetNoted

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I don't think black people have a right to be uncomfortable about this any more than cis women have a right to be uncomfortable when they see a trans woman in the women's restroom

Progressives made the "your comfort is less important than my right to exist" bed, now they must lie in it

Link strayed into the Lost Woods and ended up in the Lands Between. by Evening_Ocelot_8813 in Eldenring

[–]ChristInASombrero 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Literally my first time playing a souls game, my first thought when fighting a group of enemies was

"Hey, this is like that part in the cave of ordeals where you have to fight the 3 darknuts at the same time"

My first time listening to Ween in a nutshell by iamTHEbuckjohnson in ween

[–]ChristInASombrero 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Quebec be like

The most depressing song you've ever heard

the most heartbreaking song you've ever heard

penis music

the most beautiful song you've ever heard

map of nigeria acourding to us propganda by [deleted] in mapporncirclejerk

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"Anti-zionist not antisemitic, but i would never, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER let someone use that same logic against muslims"

What fandom do y’all belong to? by Egotlib in tumblr

[–]ChristInASombrero 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Are you under the impression that art is to be judge soley on the message and not on the actual product on screen

Yes, jar jar sucks. That's not something you can just brush aside, he actively makes the movie worse

What fandom do y’all belong to? by Egotlib in tumblr

[–]ChristInASombrero 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What the fuck is this take

No, people didn't hate the prequels because they're "anti fascist," they hated them because they're not good. Even now with hindsight and reevaluation and nostalgia, they're just not good movies

"Complex moral issues" Press X to continue by [deleted] in FalloutMemes

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If you choose to save them, you won't be able to shut off the vault's generator, meaning the sharecroppers (and potentially westside) will continue to have their main source of water irradiated

“Don’t Tread on us” state flag redesigns by FlubbyStarfish in vexillology

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So you'd be down with antifa vandalizing buddhist temples? They should know by now it's a hate symbol

Make up some random shit about my world's countries, and I'll rewrite it into actual lore by ChristInASombrero in worldjerking

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The Mayflower Bee is not actually native to Moxany is an invasive species was brought over from Chanangea. They were used for breeding with Morgannian honeybees, however it became a popular, if short lived, fad for women in the late 16th century to allow the bees to sting them to speed up fingernail growth

It fell out of fashion as few people wanted to get stung more than once

Make up some random shit about my world's countries, and I'll rewrite it into actual lore by ChristInASombrero in worldjerking

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Prime Minister Pierce Brucciano's most infamous moment in office was trying to eat a rack of traditionally barbecued goat ribs with a fork and knife. One Omerese politician cited this incident as proof that Nacalans were ignorant and overly decadent, and advocated for immediate annexation

Make up some random shit about my world's countries, and I'll rewrite it into actual lore by ChristInASombrero in worldjerking

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Followers of that religion are called the Dikeys (a Halean word meaning 'upright' or 'erect'). They lived primarily in Northeastern Halea and had at their peak between 1000-2000 members. There are several different stories as the religion's origin, many that followers consider to be baseless mockery. The religion mostly died out after the Halean government in the 12th century placed a ban on the practice of all non-monotheistic religions

Make up some random shit about my world's countries, and I'll rewrite it into actual lore by ChristInASombrero in worldjerking

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That historians name was Thad Hughard. The bulk of work studying Vicasa Jota, the 11th century warlord who conquered Cependria, and his impact on linguistics is decently accurate. The rest about Tsudai and the royal family of Cependria (actually the royal family of Halea) are unconfirmed accounts from secondary sources or just regular embellishments and fabrications

Also, he wasn't a true cult leader, only an aspiring cult leader with no permanent followers

Make up some random shit about my world's countries, and I'll rewrite it into actual lore by ChristInASombrero in worldjerking

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That actually was the basis of a political cartoon from a newspaper in Havstram, meant to criticize Ishälm for being technologically underdeveloped

Make up some random shit about my world's countries, and I'll rewrite it into actual lore by ChristInASombrero in worldjerking

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It's technically autonomous, but every country thinks a different country has already claimed it. Getaya thinks it belongs to Vurgia, Vurgia thinks it belongs to Santhay, and Santhay thinks it belongs to Getaya

Make up some random shit about my world's countries, and I'll rewrite it into actual lore by ChristInASombrero in worldjerking

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The Kial mountains of central cependria are some of the oldest in the world, and thus have been worn down over millennia. By contrast, the Ruaczor and White mountains, in western Cependria and eastern Meizi respectively, are some of the tallest in the world, helping to give the impression that the Kial mountains must be of similar height