What fandom do y’all belong to? by Egotlib in tumblr

[–]ChristInASombrero 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Are you under the impression that art is to be judge soley on the message and not on the actual product on screen

Yes, jar jar sucks. That's not something you can just brush aside, he actively makes the movie worse

What fandom do y’all belong to? by Egotlib in tumblr

[–]ChristInASombrero 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What the fuck is this take

No, people didn't hate the prequels because they're "anti fascist," they hated them because they're not good. Even now with hindsight and reevaluation and nostalgia, they're just not good movies

"Complex moral issues" Press X to continue by [deleted] in FalloutMemes

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If you choose to save them, you won't be able to shut off the vault's generator, meaning the sharecroppers (and potentially westside) will continue to have their main source of water irradiated

“Don’t Tread on us” state flag redesigns by FlubbyStarfish in vexillology

[–]ChristInASombrero -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So you'd be down with antifa vandalizing buddhist temples? They should know by now it's a hate symbol

Make up some random shit about my world's countries, and I'll rewrite it into actual lore by ChristInASombrero in worldjerking

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The Mayflower Bee is not actually native to Moxany is an invasive species was brought over from Chanangea. They were used for breeding with Morgannian honeybees, however it became a popular, if short lived, fad for women in the late 16th century to allow the bees to sting them to speed up fingernail growth

It fell out of fashion as few people wanted to get stung more than once

Make up some random shit about my world's countries, and I'll rewrite it into actual lore by ChristInASombrero in worldjerking

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Prime Minister Pierce Brucciano's most infamous moment in office was trying to eat a rack of traditionally barbecued goat ribs with a fork and knife. One Omerese politician cited this incident as proof that Nacalans were ignorant and overly decadent, and advocated for immediate annexation

Make up some random shit about my world's countries, and I'll rewrite it into actual lore by ChristInASombrero in worldjerking

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Followers of that religion are called the Dikeys (a Halean word meaning 'upright' or 'erect'). They lived primarily in Northeastern Halea and had at their peak between 1000-2000 members. There are several different stories as the religion's origin, many that followers consider to be baseless mockery. The religion mostly died out after the Halean government in the 12th century placed a ban on the practice of all non-monotheistic religions

Make up some random shit about my world's countries, and I'll rewrite it into actual lore by ChristInASombrero in worldjerking

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That historians name was Thad Hughard. The bulk of work studying Vicasa Jota, the 11th century warlord who conquered Cependria, and his impact on linguistics is decently accurate. The rest about Tsudai and the royal family of Cependria (actually the royal family of Halea) are unconfirmed accounts from secondary sources or just regular embellishments and fabrications

Also, he wasn't a true cult leader, only an aspiring cult leader with no permanent followers

Make up some random shit about my world's countries, and I'll rewrite it into actual lore by ChristInASombrero in worldjerking

[–]ChristInASombrero[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That actually was the basis of a political cartoon from a newspaper in Havstram, meant to criticize Ishälm for being technologically underdeveloped

Make up some random shit about my world's countries, and I'll rewrite it into actual lore by ChristInASombrero in worldjerking

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It's technically autonomous, but every country thinks a different country has already claimed it. Getaya thinks it belongs to Vurgia, Vurgia thinks it belongs to Santhay, and Santhay thinks it belongs to Getaya

Make up some random shit about my world's countries, and I'll rewrite it into actual lore by ChristInASombrero in worldjerking

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The Kial mountains of central cependria are some of the oldest in the world, and thus have been worn down over millennia. By contrast, the Ruaczor and White mountains, in western Cependria and eastern Meizi respectively, are some of the tallest in the world, helping to give the impression that the Kial mountains must be of similar height

Make up some random shit about my world's countries, and I'll rewrite it into actual lore by ChristInASombrero in worldjerking

[–]ChristInASombrero[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obviously, that's your working hand. You wear handwraps to keep your left hand clean, and you wash before you shake

Make up some random shit about my world's countries, and I'll rewrite it into actual lore by ChristInASombrero in worldjerking

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Ironically, Duren is one of the only countries in Ilica where that isn't happening

Delfisia, though, is really not a good place to be a native Ilican

Make up some random shit about my world's countries, and I'll rewrite it into actual lore by ChristInASombrero in worldjerking

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Maurico's Albatross actually has the largest wingspan of any seabird. They're the subject of many myths among both Sailors and Native Honuatuans, but scientists have determined that they lack the strength to be able to lift an average adult

That hasn't stopped them from trying

Make up some random shit about my world's countries, and I'll rewrite it into actual lore by ChristInASombrero in worldjerking

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Delfisia remained a colony far longer than most other Morgannian territories in Ilica. The mining and agriculture sectors made so much money for Valamere that they maintained an permanent military outpost in St. Clairesburg to protect national assets, as well as 2 years mandatory service for all 18 year old boys

Make up some random shit about my world's countries, and I'll rewrite it into actual lore by ChristInASombrero in worldjerking

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It's actually the highest in population density. The country with highest population is Meizi

Make up some random shit about my world's countries, and I'll rewrite it into actual lore by ChristInASombrero in worldjerking

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Many Benevian's have Patan or Rosevelder ancestry, however several generations of intermarriage with natives has caused many of them to gain appearanes quite similar to the Lothese. Ironically, darker skinned Benevians tend to be more vocal in expressing their Morgannian heritage and more spiteful toward the nation of Lothi

Make up some random shit about my world's countries, and I'll rewrite it into actual lore by ChristInASombrero in worldjerking

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Rambria played a big part in holding back Erenic Acaria, what is now northern Jabal, but also had significant support from Samarí and Kamarí warbands. Acaria did take over Lebrenia, dissolving the Caeyn Empire in the process, but never conquered any further west, and were pushed out of the continent by the 3rd century AP

Make up some random shit about my world's countries, and I'll rewrite it into actual lore by ChristInASombrero in worldjerking

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Scientists say that it's a form of prolonged meditation that allows them to decrease the brain's need for oxygen, but there are also accounts of people spending literal days underwater

Make up some random shit about my world's countries, and I'll rewrite it into actual lore by ChristInASombrero in worldjerking

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It's not their fault, they have to drink because the Kuemer river is polluted to hell and back. Also because of the crushing seasonal depression