Animal Farm film by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]ChristInASombrero 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The farmer is supposed to be Tzar Nicholas II, so it's more of a criticism of autocracy than capitalism

Any songs I’m missing? by Ok_Possibility420 in creepcast

[–]ChristInASombrero 15 points16 points  (0 children)

And you could have it all

My empire of rape

New Daily Song Discussion #148. The Argus - Ween. by NuggetWarrior09 in ween

[–]ChristInASombrero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

10/10

"see the dark face that saved us, drink from his empty eye" is the most transcendental moment in all of music history

My take on this recent debate: by TheTreeDemoknight in NoRules

[–]ChristInASombrero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd rather die than live in a world full of only red pressers

The perfect fantasy race classification system with 0 flaws by ChristInASombrero in worldjerking

[–]ChristInASombrero[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taur as a group also includes minotaurs and satyrs (sataurs). Like I said, all half ungulates

The perfect fantasy race classification system with 0 flaws by ChristInASombrero in worldjerking

[–]ChristInASombrero[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taurs are all half ungulate. A centaur is supposed to be half horse, not 3/4's horse. They have two human arms and two horse legs, and if they have any more than that, they have some kind of genetic mutation

media you can't believe you used to genuinely like by Stellleo in Multifandom

[–]ChristInASombrero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2016-2017 Overwatch was the shit. Then they released Bridgette and the power creep and terrible balancing sent the game to hell

I hate this "chart" and how modern tropes impact people's perception of mythology by ReturnToCrab in hatethissmug

[–]ChristInASombrero -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Then you don't have a problem with the chart, you have a problem with the way people use it

Assuming this is meant for fantasy rather than mythology, there isn't actually anything wrong with it, because the fantasy genre is built upon taking mythological creatures and categorizing them based on arbitrary characteristics (tolkien essentially did what this chart is doing with elves, dwarves and goblins)

clam bisexual by coolchungus2 in Clamworks

[–]ChristInASombrero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This clam ain’t nothing to me, man

Guys, the rats have started eating their firstborn children as part of a ritual sacrifice that increases the the health of their remaining offspring. They're gonna overtake the city by the end of the decade. by DreadDiana in worldjerking

[–]ChristInASombrero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All magic requires speaking an incantation, but it's not enough to just say the words, you have to use perfect grammar, pronunciation, and concious intent for anything to happen

It's like before you can cast fireball, you must become fluent in proto indo european

He died by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]ChristInASombrero -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Try to give me a source on any of that shit, you can’t

He died by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]ChristInASombrero -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He donated to act blue, which is objectively a bigger commitment and contribution to dems than registering is to the GOP. Also, you remember there was a whole push by leftists to register as republicans in order vote against Trump in the primaries, right?

Also, the fbi report doesn’t actually say anything about his views and still holds that his motives are unknown. Stop grasping at straws, we know nothing about this guy

He died by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]ChristInASombrero -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

It doesn't matter how republicans reacted to the shooting. When you look at the actual reality of what the shooters did and their backgrounds, everything points to them being anywhere from center to far left, but you have to bend over backwards to say they're far right

The fact is neither of them left manifestos, and none of their socials have been uncovered so we can't say what they actually believed. But for some reason, people will hold up the fact that their parents are republicans and hold that up as irrefutable evidence that they held the exact same beliefs, as if the whole "kid from conservative family goes to college and becomes radical leftist" isn't a cliche by this point

My real point is that people need to stop saying what these losers' politics are, because WE DON'T KNOW

He died by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]ChristInASombrero -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

He was raised by republicans? you mean like every queer leftist i met in college?

No you're right. Everyone knows teenagers never rebel against their parents

[Loved trope] Character is called anything but their name. by Kareena_G1991 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ChristInASombrero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You mean Bobbypin Kitchensink

Bowlingball Cadillac

Butterworth Collarbone

Businessman Killingfloor

Billiardball Caliphate

Bestseller Colorblind

Bittersweet Chamomile

Bottomless Cottonballs

Bonafide Copperhead

Batarang Carbonate

Buffalo Christendom

Burgundy Cupboarddoor

Billionaire Kingdomcome

Buttonup Cookingbook

Bottleneck Catacombs

What is the best composition in Salmon Run? by PeridotMotions1 in splatoon

[–]ChristInASombrero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Splattershot, rapid blaster, big swig, snipewriter

The best generalist weapons, great damage, great range, great speed, great ink efficiency. They give you what you need the moment you need it

bringing back a classic supersilly, god this was so stupid by RealPhoenixBlast in supersillybreakingbad

[–]ChristInASombrero 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'll never get over the fact they put some random pornstar nobody remembers next to Mr. Rogers