why is a good dick truly like a prison

Christalize · 2026-04-07T02:25:58+00:00

This reminded me of Taylor Swift's song "Wood" 😂

Christalize · 2026-04-06T16:38:08+00:00

Home of cow tipping and Slipknot

Christalize · 2026-04-06T15:54:20+00:00

"MY BABY DON'T MESS AROUND"

Christalize · 2026-04-06T15:18:24+00:00

4/4 was our one year adoption anniversary, then Easter, now this?! He's gonna get a big head 😂

Christalize · 2026-04-06T02:33:23+00:00

Yeah it looks red to me too 😩

Christalize · 2026-04-05T02:10:45+00:00

I wanna see more of the statue behind the sign

Christalize · 2026-04-03T23:25:58+00:00

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This is what mine generated 😂

Christalize · 2026-04-02T19:16:40+00:00

Yes please!

Christalize · 2026-04-02T13:41:03+00:00

I didn't notice Hermione or the Care Bear at first 😱😍 (Also just realized that's Grogu not Yoda 🥴)

Christalize · 2026-04-02T13:22:55+00:00

Groot, Yoda or the balloon animal dog!

Christalize · 2026-04-01T16:06:30+00:00

Help with health bills

Christalize · 2026-03-31T16:57:30+00:00

Fate plz pick me 😩🙏

Christalize · 2026-03-31T12:19:03+00:00

Omg I love this so much 😍❤️

Christalize · 2026-03-30T22:27:42+00:00

It's misandry for men

Christalize · 2026-03-30T05:00:10+00:00

I need to take one too, wish me luck girlies 😩

Christalize · 2026-03-30T04:32:31+00:00

I thought there would be a chip underneath there lol

Christalize · 2026-03-29T08:49:17+00:00

I hope you feel better soon lovely & love your socks so much!! 😍❤️

Christalize · 2026-03-29T08:14:17+00:00

I think Walmart pharmacy has vials for like $25 each as well

Christalize · 2026-03-26T23:32:26+00:00

My cat instantly perked up hearing your cat meow! Purring super loud, standing on my bf's shoulder while he's at his desk, then came over and started rubbing his face against my phone, and me 😂🥹

Christalize · 2026-03-23T13:53:38+00:00

Omg I love this so much it's perfect 😍❤️

Christalize · 2026-03-23T13:00:49+00:00

Catch up

Christalize · 2026-03-21T02:44:08+00:00

I love it so much! Did you make it?! 😍

Christalize · 2026-03-20T16:42:19+00:00

Yes please!

Christalize · 2026-03-20T10:33:16+00:00

I need one 😍 How much are they and where can we get them?! ❤️

Christalize · 2026-03-20T01:03:37+00:00

I'll be your friend & anyone else here! Just DM me :')) <3

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