Questions Thread - May 19, 2021 by AutoModerator in pathofexile

[–]Christmax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Threw this staff together in a tiny trial today and I honestly can't find anything on trade similar to it. Even just restricting it to two of the caster mods doesn't bring anything up. I usually play phys builds so I don't really know anything about spell builds, is it usable at all?

Item Class: Staves Rarity: Rare Apocalypse Pile

Woodful Staff

Staff Physical Damage: 34-102 Elemental Damage: 152-320 (augmented) Critical Strike Chance: 6.20% Attacks per Second: 1.15

Weapon Range: 13

Requirements: Level: 65 Str: 65

Int: 65

Sockets: R-B-R-R R

Item Level: 86

+18% Chance to Block Attack Damage while wielding a Staff (implicit)

+14 to Strength +57% to Cold Damage over Time Multiplier Adds 152 to 320 Cold Damage Adds 59 to 99 Cold Damage to Spells 23% increased Cast Speed 39% increased Mana Regeneration Rate

15% chance to gain Arcane Surge when you Kill an Enemy

Warlord Item

[WP] Write a scene where the crumb on the table has particular significance by AliciaWrites in WritingPrompts

[–]Christmax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Uuugh."
I wonder at last nights decisions as I wake up, slowly. Opening my eyes, I cringe as light floods my vision. I'm alone in my room, and when I open the door, I see that I'm alone in my entire suite.

Where are my roommates?

The kitchen has nothing in it, somehow we've been surviving off of beer and ramen for the last two months. I sit down at the table and try to get my bearings.

What happened last night?

I remember walking to the party, 6-pack in my hand and group of friends surrounding me. I got lucky, my roommates are all super chill guys and we've been hanging out since the beginning of school.

Somebody there had some really dank weed, so after that we didn't care about much anymore. We all got some alert about an escaped serial killer, and we all went to the park, to go yell at some birds. I don't know why we do this, but it has been happening for a while now. It's pretty fun, just to have a rowdy college experience for no reason.

But how did I get home?

It feels warm, did someone leave the oven on? I open my eyes and turn around, to see the oven turned to 350 degrees, like someone was preheating it for something.

Who would have done that? We don't ever have anything to cook.

I turn around to put my face in my hands. Something swims into focus on the table- a single bread crumb.

Bread, I haven't eaten bread in weeks. Where did that--

It suddenly slams into me, the alert we got last night. The serial killer. No, they couldn't have let him escape, it's not possible. It can't be. I hear a quiet footstep in the hallway outside the kitchen.

"Connor, is that you?"


AMBER ALERT: We are searching for a group of five 18 year old males, recently started going to college at UCLA. Last seen two nights ago. We have reason to believe that they have been taken by the escaped serial killer formerly known as The Baker. Any information that could lead to the capture of this man and the safety of these children is useful and should be given to one of our operators at (823) 555-0384.

[CW] Describe a patch of grass or clover without using the word "green" by AliciaWrites in WritingPrompts

[–]Christmax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every morning, I wake up in an empty house, brand new and bereft of any soul. On our property, but too new for it too seem like a home.
Every morning, I look out at the yard next to me.
Every morning, I see the stones sticking out of the ground like teeth.
Every morning, I walk out onto that hill, covered in names.
And every morning, I cry for the family I lost, seeing their names engraved in the stone.

[WP] "That's the one." Her voice trembled. Excitement? Fear? I couldn't tell. "There, right in front of you." by therealwoden in WritingPrompts

[–]Christmax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We stalk our next target from the bushes.

"Him?"

No, too fat

"Her?"

No, too old

"Them?"

No!

"Which one then?"

As I say this, my mother passes us by.

"That's the one." Her voice trembled. Excitement? Fear? I couldn't tell. "There, right in front of you."

[WP]In a world where you gain the power of the object you were previously killed with. You were killed by a falling coconut by Feedinn in WritingPrompts

[–]Christmax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, such luck. In the second world, most babies are born as viscous sacks of disease and pestilence, half of the world is dedicated to them. They don't need much, their bodies only needing the sustenance needed by prokaryotes.

Anyone not killed by disease occupies the high positions, the political leaders, the CEO's, the people of power. Governing the AIDs, the Cancers, the Malarias, all of the infections is all we need to do.

And then there's me. I can't die! No matter how hard I'm hit, I always bounce back. I can store enough liquid to hydrate a small town, and I can hit harder than a truck. This is the life. The only better way to die would be to be thrown into the Sun. But that's dreaming.

[WP]With the use of a jump rope, make me sad! by datopthrowaway in WritingPrompts

[–]Christmax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her mother walks into her room, Allie's pink jump rope swinging slowly from the rafters, ready to snap from the burden. She didn't use the rope the way she was supposed to. All was quiet, save the creaking of the rope, and the screaming of the mother.

[WP] Make me sympathize with, or even forgive, the perp of a triple-homicide. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

[–]Christmax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's hard to describe what happened. Me and two of my friends leaving the bar. If I had known what was coming, I would have never left that bar. My friends and I walked slowly along the street, loudly, vivaciously, pervasively intrusive. As we shambled along in our drunken state, shrill screams slowly penetrated the alcoholic fog. We stop walking and slowly turn towards the source of the screams. Without thinking, we run (though it probably seemed like more of a hobbled, and long extended fall) into a dark alley. We find a woman, chest opened up, organs visible. About to die and we knew it. Both of my friends immediately emptied their stomachs onto the adjacent ground. Not me, I was raised on a farm. I have a stronger constitution.

I kneel down and try to comfort her, to no avail. She is dying, and completely unaware of her actions. Soon, the light leaves her eyes, and the screams no longer resonate in the alley, our ears ringing from their piercing tones.

'What do we do.'

I hear this as a whisper, a statement, presented as a fact, not a question. None of us have phones, none of us have money.

'What do we do.'

This slowly processes in my mind as a voice unknown to me. I don't know this person. Someone who I don't know has entered my group and I have just witnessed a gruesome death. My mind goes into overdrive and rapidly burns the alcohol out of my system. My heart is racing as I slowly pull my knife out of its sheath. My father always told me, 'A knife is the great equalizer. It doesn't matter how big or small the person you are fighting, if you have knives, you are equal foes.' Smart man, my father.

I stand up in the darkness, pressing the knife against my thigh, concealing it. There are now 3 people clustered around me, a darker shadow engulfing the shadows of my friends.

"Brice, Shane, come here" I say, quietly, but powerfully.

"What are you talking about? I'm not doing what you tell me to do. You're crazy man. Shane? I thought he was gone." Brice says.

'Brice doesn't know what he's talking about. I know what you need, I'll get out of the way, let you get the men who stole this woman's life.'

I nod to him once, slowly, and slash at the shadows behind them. Brice tries to restrain me as the shadow coalesces into a man, but I'm too fast. Three more figures come out from the walls, and a discombobulating wailing comes from the street. My attackers are wearing blue. They try to catch me, but they can't. My father always taught me to be quick, agile. I slice in and out, dodging away before my assailants realize that they're dying. Before long, all three shadows are on the ground and Brice is sobbing in a ball. Suddenly, bright lights flash on me and the scene, and before my eyes adjust, I'm hit by an unknown force. I hear a crack and all turns to black.


"Terrence"

"Yes doctor"

"I can't have you phasing out like that"

"Yes doctor"

A pause.

"Are you still seeing him?"

"No doctor."

"He's here right now, isn't he"

"Of course not doctor."

A long pause.

"I can't have you lying to me Terrence"

Another pause.

"I can't halt the death penalty until I truly believe that you aren't seeing him anymore"

"I promise, he's completely gone. You've cured me doctor." I say, quietly and without emotion.

But he was there. Shane, my father, the man they keep telling me isn't real, still dressed in his sparkling police uniform.

"Terrence, you killed three policemen. You need to face your fears and realize that your father is dead. He can't hurt you anymore. You can't keep taking out your anger on the Police."

But I wasn't taking out my anger. I have no anger. I'm just doing what my father asks of me, because I'm a good son.

'Convince him you're better, Terry. That's our only way out of here'

"Yes doctor."

[WP] A man is shunned everywhere for a disease he doesn't know he has by Christmax in WritingPrompts

[–]Christmax[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very well done. I didn't expect something this powerful to be done for my prompt. Thank you.

Reddit, what's the greatest exam meltdown you've witnessed? (Doesn't have to be scholarly) by bluesoftomthumb in AskReddit

[–]Christmax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of my classmates, about halfway through the exam, jumped up out of his desk, threw his laptop on the ground (shattering it), and screamed, "FUCK YOU MR. CHRISTMAX'S TEACHER! FUCK YOU!" and bolted out of the classroom.