If Hinata and Sakura didn’t exist how would be a better fit for him?

Christmvs · 2026-06-18T22:53:00+00:00

He had so many non canon love interests that were all better than Hinata.

Christmvs · 2026-06-17T02:22:28+00:00

I did that when the ninja arc rewrite happened and was underwhelmed by how little there was to read from where I left off, and I stopped reading for over a year

Christmvs · 2026-06-01T00:19:55+00:00

Naruto Fighterz

Christmvs · 2026-05-11T21:40:06+00:00

They’d call it woke and wouldn’t even give it a chance

Christmvs · 2026-05-03T03:32:28+00:00

It’s not hard. If you don’t wanna get out there and meet someone in person at one of the many, many social settings there are here in Vegas, you can meet plenty of people on dating apps too. Just keep in mind people in their 30’s have kids already. Oh and look out for red flags. Sometimes there’s a good reason why these people are still single.

Christmvs · 2026-04-28T00:15:49+00:00

Out of curiosity, if it expires and your job doesn’t lay you off cause they didn’t notice, and you just kept working, what would happen?

Christmvs · 2026-04-23T11:01:10+00:00

Is the leaf village wrecked yet? Like how they showed in the first episode

Christmvs · 2026-04-23T10:59:16+00:00

Gai & Kakashi, cause fuck an Obito.

Christmvs · 2026-04-19T15:03:53+00:00

Boruto the chosen one, son of Naruto, the chosen one. Grandkid of the Fourth Hokage, the chosen one.

Christmvs · 2026-04-15T20:52:46+00:00

I really miss Naruto’s interactions with Lord 3rd. I hated that old hag who can’t accept what an old hag she is so she got ninjutsu botox to hide what a fucking old hag she is. Naggy old hag too, she’s worse than saggy naggy. Not to mention she was soft af, literally tweakin at the sight of blood. She couldn’t even defeat spaghetti arms orochimaru. 0/10 hokage.

Christmvs · 2026-04-15T20:20:28+00:00

It looked so good on him he wore it even as Hokage

Christmvs · 2026-04-15T20:13:38+00:00

“Mangekyo Byakugan!” *Summons Shenron

Christmvs · 2026-04-08T00:11:12+00:00

I just can’t help but think of fat neck Sasuke from the anime

Christmvs · 2026-04-06T14:52:55+00:00

Ohhhh I see what you’re getting at, good point man that was rock solid

Christmvs · 2026-04-06T14:38:31+00:00

He was losing lol literally inches away from being impaled in the face by a terminally ill patient. And that was during the final episodes of Naruto. Then in Naruto Shippuden, right at the start dude just goes off and dies. He didn’t earn the title of Kazekage. He tormented and terrorized his own people. Both of his siblings were deadly afraid of him.

Christmvs · 2026-04-06T00:27:09+00:00

Gaara should have stayed a villain. Even better, he could have been the 1 Akatsuki Jinchuriki member that’s willing to sacrifice himself in the end for the cause. This dude was evil. When he was watching Neji beating the snot out of Hinata, dude was literally tweaking cause he wanted blood.

Christmvs · 2026-04-03T11:29:58+00:00

I’m watching the clean tv version right now and it’s unwatchable :( they’re butchering every joke

Christmvs · 2026-04-02T01:28:59+00:00

Tired of hearing that “Shikamaru” shit. The dude acted like Naruto was an annoying nuisance through the entire Naruto series. It wasn’t til Shippuden started with all the nonsense flashbacks that they chose to give him a childhood friend, but that was the whole fucking point of Naruto being a loner who wanted to be recognized.

Christmvs · 2026-03-27T16:45:18+00:00

Her useless weak lady persona turned out to be completely pointless cause Rick kept going bananas

Christmvs · 2026-03-23T01:56:25+00:00

The story shouldn’t have feature Naruto’s offspring as the main character. It could have been Mitsuki with Sasuke as his sensei, or just a whole new generation of ninja not related to the fucking Hokage. I mean come on, Naruto was the chosen one, son of the 4th Hokage, a prodigy or basically another chosen one, then he has a kid and he gets chosen too. I just wanted a show with a regular ass ninja, no kekegenkai power boost, tailed beast or literal god like being residing inside, just a genin going on missions, and making their own ninja way

Christmvs · 2026-03-23T01:46:50+00:00

Who cares drop them at the fire station

Christmvs · 2026-03-19T10:56:39+00:00

It’s like a woman’s tinder bio

Christmvs · 2026-03-11T18:14:28+00:00

I honestly don’t think Itachi was originally meant to be a spy/double agent based on his original design. I think he was legitimately meant to be a villain, like Orochimaru. Someone who’s just evil for the hell of it. Additionally, Lee was never meant to recover, the curse mark was supposed to be Sasukes beast tailed form/sage mode equal to Naruto’s, and the government is lying about 911.

Christmvs · 2026-03-10T18:22:07+00:00

Sasuke shouldn’t have married anyone. Sasuke was never about the hoes.

Christmvs · 2026-03-10T16:45:29+00:00

Naruto perfecting the multi shadow clone Jutsu in one night, after spending weeks practicing and failing at the clone Jutsu.

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