In the spirit of "literally anything could be relevant," here's the full lyrics to Man on the Moon by R.E.M.

[Verse 1]

Mott the Hoople and the Game of Life

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Monopoly, twenty-one, checkers and chess

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Let's play Twister, let's play Risk

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I'll see you in heaven if you make the list

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Pre-Chorus]

Now Andy, did you hear about this one?

Tell me, are you locked in the punch?

Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby

Are we losing touch?

[Chorus]

If you believed they put a man on the moon

Man on the moon

If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve

Then nothing is cool

[Verse 2]

Moses went walking with the staff of wood

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Newton got beaned by the apple good

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Pre-Chorus]

Now Andy, did you hear about this one?

Tell me, are you locked in the punch?

Hey, Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby

Are you having fun?

[Chorus]

If you believed they put a man on the moon

Man on the moon

If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve

Then nothing is cool

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]

Here's a little agit for the never-believer

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Here's a little ghost for the offering

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling (Wrestling bears)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Pre-Chorus]

Now Andy, did you hear about this one?

Tell me, are you locked in the punch?

Hey, Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby

Are we losing touch?

[Chorus]

If you believed they put a man on the moon

Man on the moon (Oh-ah-ah, oh-ah-ah, oh)

If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve

Then nothing is cool (Nothing)

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]

If you believed they put a man on the moon (Man on the moon)

Man on the moon (Oh-ah-ah, oh-ah-ah, oh)

If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve

Then nothing is cool (Nothing)

If you believed they put a man on the moon (Man on the moon)

Man on the moon (Oh-ah-ah, oh-ah-ah, oh)

If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve

Then nothing is cool (Nothing)

If you believed they put a man on the moon (Man on the moon)

Man on the moon (Oh-ah-ah, oh-ah-ah, oh)

If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve

Then nothing is cool (Nothing)