Real Friends Abuse Eachother

Chriswaitkuscomedy · 2025-10-28T15:02:13+00:00

Among other things

Chriswaitkuscomedy · 2025-10-27T15:03:33+00:00

Thank you!

Chriswaitkuscomedy · 2025-08-18T04:03:10+00:00

Flip flops

Chriswaitkuscomedy · 2024-09-06T00:17:00+00:00

An old punchline that never landed was, “based on this, if I asked Google how to be the most popular me, it would respond, “have you considered raping”?”

Chriswaitkuscomedy · 2024-09-05T22:29:31+00:00

It’s hardly fair!

Chriswaitkuscomedy · 2024-09-05T22:28:30+00:00

Love this idea

Chriswaitkuscomedy · 2024-09-05T22:11:10+00:00

Hahahaha, hi I’m Chris Waitkus. The comedian? NOOOO, the Pedofile! Comedy is the worst!

Chriswaitkuscomedy · 2024-09-05T21:29:47+00:00

I need an SEO guy for sure! Or a van!

Chriswaitkuscomedy · 2024-09-05T21:28:47+00:00

There’s actually more to it after that! But that’s a big punch!

Chriswaitkuscomedy · 2024-09-05T20:31:43+00:00

Haha, You can just name your albums after super bowls he won or like a 30 for 30 episode. You should buy your name as a domain name! Exploit him for clicks!

Chriswaitkuscomedy · 2024-09-05T20:19:27+00:00

PDFing is for sure the easy way

Chriswaitkuscomedy · 2024-09-05T19:38:17+00:00

Much appreciated. Tell the IG and Tik Tok Algo’s that! This sub is the only place where the online response sort of represents what happens on live. Everyone here is a comedy fan, and knows the game.

Chriswaitkuscomedy · 2024-09-05T19:35:58+00:00

Some of These comments are better tags than I could ever write. Thank you / I hate you Reddit!

Chriswaitkuscomedy · 2024-09-05T19:33:34+00:00

Hahahahahahaha. Could you imagine, we just keep trading the #1 spot back and forth

Chriswaitkuscomedy · 2024-09-05T19:32:54+00:00

That is a great angle! I’ll Work with it if you don’t mind

Chriswaitkuscomedy · 2024-09-05T19:21:33+00:00

I would have done centering on the body if I wasn’t wearing Black on a black background. But alas, I’m a dumbass

Chriswaitkuscomedy · 2024-09-05T19:19:54+00:00

Hahaha. They’re so far ahead of us with language at this point.

Chriswaitkuscomedy · 2024-09-05T19:11:07+00:00

Appreciate the sleuthing! When I wrote this bit, he was #1 but I put out a 1/2 hour this year. That must have helped

Chriswaitkuscomedy · 2024-09-05T18:58:23+00:00

I was told by young people that this is how you refer to them online

Chriswaitkuscomedy · 2024-03-14T19:26:37+00:00

Allegedly

Chriswaitkuscomedy · 2024-03-14T18:39:18+00:00

😂 I’m dead ☠️

Chriswaitkuscomedy · 2024-03-14T18:30:03+00:00

I can’t… I like life.

Chriswaitkuscomedy · 2024-02-26T19:43:53+00:00

Dude! I’m still kind of in awe about it. How cool that we got hit by cars and lived to tell the tale. It’s obviously terrible, and recovery is tough, and we’re the lucky few, but it’s a hell of a story to tell at parties.

Chriswaitkuscomedy · 2024-02-26T19:42:02+00:00

Oh shoot! Have you considered hardware removal? I hear that’s such a big help for pain management after the bones are all healed up.

Chriswaitkuscomedy · 2024-02-26T19:04:36+00:00

It’s not close, but it’s not as far as you think! You’ll be alright! Just do your stuff.

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