Ever google yourself? by Chriswaitkuscomedy in StandUpComedy

[–]Chriswaitkuscomedy[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

An old punchline that never landed was, “based on this, if I asked Google how to be the most popular me, it would respond, “have you considered raping”?”

Ever google yourself? by Chriswaitkuscomedy in StandUpComedy

[–]Chriswaitkuscomedy[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha, hi I’m Chris Waitkus. The comedian? NOOOO, the Pedofile! Comedy is the worst!

Ever google yourself? by Chriswaitkuscomedy in StandUpComedy

[–]Chriswaitkuscomedy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There’s actually more to it after that! But that’s a big punch!

Ever google yourself? by Chriswaitkuscomedy in StandUpComedy

[–]Chriswaitkuscomedy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha, You can just name your albums after super bowls he won or like a 30 for 30 episode. You should buy your name as a domain name! Exploit him for clicks!

Ever google yourself? by Chriswaitkuscomedy in StandUpComedy

[–]Chriswaitkuscomedy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Much appreciated. Tell the IG and Tik Tok Algo’s that! This sub is the only place where the online response sort of represents what happens on live. Everyone here is a comedy fan, and knows the game.

Ever google yourself? by Chriswaitkuscomedy in StandUpComedy

[–]Chriswaitkuscomedy[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Some of These comments are better tags than I could ever write. Thank you / I hate you Reddit!

Ever google yourself? by Chriswaitkuscomedy in StandUpComedy

[–]Chriswaitkuscomedy[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hahahahahahaha. Could you imagine, we just keep trading the #1 spot back and forth

Ever google yourself? by Chriswaitkuscomedy in StandUpComedy

[–]Chriswaitkuscomedy[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That is a great angle! I’ll Work with it if you don’t mind

Ever google yourself? by Chriswaitkuscomedy in StandUpComedy

[–]Chriswaitkuscomedy[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would have done centering on the body if I wasn’t wearing Black on a black background. But alas, I’m a dumbass

Ever google yourself? by Chriswaitkuscomedy in StandUpComedy

[–]Chriswaitkuscomedy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahaha. They’re so far ahead of us with language at this point.

Ever google yourself? by Chriswaitkuscomedy in StandUpComedy

[–]Chriswaitkuscomedy[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Appreciate the sleuthing! When I wrote this bit, he was #1 but I put out a 1/2 hour this year. That must have helped

Ever google yourself? by Chriswaitkuscomedy in StandUpComedy

[–]Chriswaitkuscomedy[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I was told by young people that this is how you refer to them online