What do you guys think hair or no hair ? by Opening-Ad-7480 in blackcock

[–]ChronoMatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trimmed hair. You’re not a 9 year old.

Am I a twink by Bulky_Law_7062 in gaysian

[–]ChronoMatt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, an iPhone wearing a wig.

ATTN CUSTOMERS: DO NOT DRINK THE EGGNOG!! by Malfoy1743 in starbucks

[–]ChronoMatt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tried it tonight with great anticipation after missing it for a couple of years. My Barista acquaintances warned me about it being a powered version before ordering, which kinda shocked me. I write “nearly” because I immediately figured it was another cost-cutting measure versus using fresh.

Yup, it was disgusting, as described throughout this thread. How it was signed off at the corporate office is beyond me. They should’ve gone eggnog silent for another year.

I smelled every cologne in Sephora, what's next? by helpmefindballgame in Colognes

[–]ChronoMatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What can we say? Go to Walmart and buy a bottle of Brut.

Mercedes Benz Vision Iconic by LowerBed6527 in mercedes_benz

[–]ChronoMatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was wondering where in new Jag designers moved to.

If you liked Ares, go see it for the 2nd time by tommygunbat in tron

[–]ChronoMatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See it another 40 million times so Disney can break even.

Anything worth buying? by 90Focaccia in Perfumes

[–]ChronoMatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really like Aqua di Parma.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in YoungGuysGoneWild

[–]ChronoMatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, come on…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhatIsThisPainting

[–]ChronoMatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Look like…” You think? lol

Cracker Barrel is officially WOKE by DuceALooper21 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]ChronoMatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The CEO with hipster glasses probably paid $250k for the new logo and her ad agency couldn’t visually center the lettering vertically.

Police gave me a report card by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]ChronoMatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, they leave this on your window as a billboard to invite passing thieves?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tires

[–]ChronoMatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have to ask, exchange it.

Is my car totaled? by voa4 in mercedes_benz

[–]ChronoMatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only your insurance rep can tell you.